Horseshoe Centrism

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Fictional Ideology

"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

Horseshoe Centrism is a Centrist political ideology, that believes the more extreme an opinion, the closer it is to its opposite, while moderate opinions are much more different.

Arguing that the more moderate ideologies like Conservatism and Progressivism share more differences than Reactionaryism and Revolutionary Progressivism, he believes the extremes are basically the same, considering ideologies like Archeofuturism to be the result of the "welding" of the edges of the metaphorical horseshoe together.

Stylistic Notes and Personality

When presented with a choice, Horseshoe will always think that both options are the same, in spite of how contradictory they may be, typically in this format: "The way I see it, there's no difference between [x] and [y]." or "theres actually zero difference between [x] and [y]. you imbecile. you fucking moron", in reference to a well-known @dril tweet.

Horseshoe Centrist has also been depicted as a bisexual in many comics and artwork, due to finding no difference between the binary genders.

How to Draw

Flag of Horseshoe Centrism

1. Draw a ball,
2. Fill it with light grey
3. Draw a dark grey horseshoe,
4. Draw the eyes and you're done!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Light Grey	#C4C5C5	rgb(196, 197, 197)
	Dark Grey	#7F7F7F	rgb(127, 127, 127)

Relationships

Friends

• There is no difference between friend and enemy.

Frenemies

• Donut Theory - Me but 3D!
• Dialectic - My philosophical equivalent!
• Capitalist Communism - I told you commies and cappies are the same.
• Archeofuturism - Primitive, advanced, no difference.
• Progressive Conservatism - I don't see why going forward when backward is the same thing.
• Ingsoc - War IS Peace!
• Radical Apoliticism - Ignorance IS Strength!
• Anarcho-Totalitarianism - Freedom IS Slavery!
• Italian Left Communism - Theory IS Praxis! Ok, that might be too contradictory, even for me.
• Anti-Authoritarianism - We both agree there's no difference between left-wing and right-wing dictators, but there's also no difference between you and Authoritarianism.
• Anti-Fascism - The real fascists.
  • Wha-I-how-I OPPOSE fascism! How the hell am I "the real fascist"?!

• • There is no difference between opposing and supporting.

• • Neutrality only helps the fascists. Prepare to be bashed!

• • There is no difference between bashing and- *gets bashed*

• Fascism - No different than Antifa.
• Alt-Lite - You agree that Antifa are the real fascists, but you are just as woke as the left.
• Alt-Right - And the same goes with you.
• Anti-Centrism - Every extreme IS on the same team!
• Anti-Realism - Every unreal makes the same deal!
• National Bolshevism - All your existence does is prove my point.
• Pink Capitalism - What did I just say?
• Hazism - With you agreeing that Nazi Germany was an anarchist state, believing in libertarian Stalinism, and you being basically a Nazbol yourself, you both agree with me AND prove my point that both extremes ARE no different!

Enemies

• There is no difference between friend and enemy.
  • I beg to differ... *gets smacked with a horseshoe*

• • THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEE- *gets shot*

Further Information

Wikipedia

• Horseshoe Theory

Online Communities

• r/HorseshoeTheory

Gallery

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  Credit: SIXTWOZERO