This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.
"We are the invisible hand. We are the Illuminati. We came before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually, we will lead them into the day."[1]
Illuminatism is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
Cryptocracy is an ideology that advocates for rule by secrecy and secret power, and a form of government where the real leaders and/or the fact that they possess great power are hidden, or merely unknown. A form of cryptocracy is éminence grise (grey eminence/grey cardinal) - a powerful decision-maker or advisor who operates "behind the scenes", or in a non-public or unofficial capacity.
Illuminatism grew up in 
Bavaria which is part of today's 
Germany with his brother 
Freemasonry, but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by 
Feudalism. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but many people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes, emergence of new ideologies, and other impactful global events in the world.
History
Origin
Illuminati (to demythicize or enlighten in Latin), was first established for the pursuit of pure enlightenment. During 1776, Europe was in its middle ages, obsessed with religion. Religious trials and witch trials were held frequently, and people were forced to obey the church. Weishaupt thought the current society was into religion too heavily, and decides to make an organization that enforces rationalism ideals and the freedom of belief. The main goal of this organization was to tear down the corrupted churches authority by dividing religion from the government. To recruit members and strengthen the organization (but must be held secretly), Weishaupt decides to benchmark Freemasonry, which was influential as a secret society. Illuminati strengthened its force by accepting members who had high economic or social powers, and influenced people to be active by making a class system inside the community. Weishaupt also recruited Illuminati members inside the Freemasonry community. By these strategies, Illuminati became a powerful organization that encompasses politics, economy, and society, with the members of approximately 2000 people. Their anti-religious ideas also became increasingly sophisticated and spread around the world, including France, Hungary, Italia, Poland and many more. At the time, European governments and clerics feared a real revolution. Since Illuminati had a distinctively large number of social elites, the possibility of revolution was sufficient. The church forces framed Illuminati as a Satanist community, and guided by the Pope and Karl Theodor, they succeed to isolate the remaining forces and expel Weishauput from the university. Illuminati is known to be "vanished" after this incident, but it is still believed to exist...
NWO postulates
- One world government
- One global currency
- United global military
- One global central bank
- Abolition of national souvereignty
- Abolition of private property
- Abolition of family institution
- Reduction of world population
- Control of population growth and population density
- Mandatory vaccinations
- Universal basic income
- Mandatory microchips in order to paying and control of individual's movement
- Implementation of social credit
- All devices connected to 5G
- Government will educate children
- Private schools be taken by the state
- Abolition of private transport and cars
- Abolition of private enterprises
- Limitation of air transport
- Prohibition of tinfoil hats
- Concentration of population in special city zones
- Abolition of private agriculture, banning land and animals ownership
- Abolition of private houses
- Limit of land use
Prohibition of natural and alternative medicine- Prohibition of fossil fuels
"Proofs" of Illuminati
- The Declaration of independence (
Thomas Jefferson's statement: "The Illuminati idea was the source of my inspiration") - The Eye of Providence is shown in the one-dollar bill
- Same Eye of Providence shown on the
French declaration of human rights 
- The Illuminatus! The trilogy card game that "predicted" 9/11, the Tsunami of Japan, and many more
Ex-FBI director's revelation (Ted Gunderson), and his book "PAWNS in the game"- The existence of the shadow government
Rothschild family conspiracy- 9/11 conspiracy
- FEMA camp conspiracy
PATRIOT act (law) conspiracy- Georgia Guidestones conspiracy
Ebola/AIDS/COVID-19 conspiracies- REPTILIAN
- "The grey state" movie conspiracy
- Verification chip conspiracy
- NWO (New World Order)
- UFO
- 5G
- Chemtrails
- Autism vaccines
- New Age channelings
The Quick Rundown
- Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs.
- In contact with aliens.
- Possess psychic-like abilities.
- Control France with an iron but fair fist.
- Own castles & banks globally.
- Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line.
- Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).
- Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
- First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.
- Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
- Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
- They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
- You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.
- The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
- They learned fluent French in under a week.
- Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.
- The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
- In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
Personality and Behaviour
Illuminatism is insanely cryptic and secretive, and does not allow anyone to even come close to uncovering any facts about him. He likes power and control, and rules the whole world from the absolute shadows, jointly with 
his brother. He can also speak Yiddish.
Alternatively, Illuminatism can be portrayed with the personality of 
Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls.
Another alternative personality is that of the Bogdanoff Twins.
How to Draw
Illuminatism's design is based on the Eye of Providence, a symbol very commonly used in conspiracies relating to the Illuminati.
- Draw a triangle,
- Color in a green brick pattern,
- Draw one eye in the middle,
You are finished!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green | #21B14C | rgb(33, 177, 76) | |
| Dark Green | #177E37 | rgb(23, 126, 55) | |
| Black | #141414 | rgb(20, 20, 20) | |
Relationships
Srvlwlyh (Positive)
Esoteric Socialism - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
Machiavellianism - Nb nvmgli zmw yvhg uirvmw. (My mentor and best friend.)
Zionism - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
Fordism - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
Hive-Mind Collectivism - Pvvk gsvn gltvgsvi. Pvvk gsvn fmwvi xlmgilo. (Keep them together. Keep them under control.)
Neoliberalism - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
Authoritarian Capitalism and 
Plutocracy - Dv ifov gsv dliow gltvgsvi. (We rule the world together.)
Neoconservatism - Gsv zinb lu gsv MDL. (The army of the NWO.)
Globalism - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
Oligarchy - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
Jacobinism - Blf szev nv gl gszmp uli blfi ivelofgrlm'h hfxxvhh, dsvgsvi blf pmld rg li mlg... (You have me to thank for your revolution's success, whether you know it or not...)
Theocracies - Sviw nzmztvnvmg gllo. (Herd management tool.)
Blanquism - Gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn, mvcg gl nb yilgsvi lu xlfihv. (The most based socialist, next to my brother of course.)
Kleptocracy - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
Cultism - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... Uli mld. (They are buying it... For now.)
Hibernocracy - Vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)
Multiculturalism - Pvvk vizhrmt mlm-Dvhgvim xfogfivh zmw zwwrmt hvwzgrevh zmw nrmw-zogvirmt hfyhgzmxvh rmgl gsv ivuftvvh zmw rnnrtizmgh' dzgvi hfkkob. Gsvb zoo nfhg vnyizxv gsv kiltivhhrev Dvhgvim ezofvh - vnyizxv Mvd Dliow Liwvi! - zmw zyzmwlm gsvrih. (Keep erasing non-Western cultures and adding sedatives and mind-altering substances into the refugees and immigrants' water supply. They all must embrace the progressive Western values - embrace New World Order! - and abandon theirs.)
Demiurge - Wkdqnv iru wudsslqj hyhubrqh lq wkh pdwhuldo uhdop! (Thanks for trapping everyone in the material realm!)
Anarcho-Totalitarianism - Yvhg zmzixsrhg zmw tivzg uirvmw. R nbhvou zn z ulin lu blf, lmob zkkorvw lm z dliowdrwv ovevo zmw drgs mzgrlm hgzgvh. 
Gsv Svzw rh yzhvw. (Best anarchist and great friend. I myself am a form of you, only applied on a worldwide level and with nation states. The Head is based.)
Neo-Enlightenment - Ozrhhva-uzriv vxlmlnb, yfg rmeloermt xvmgizo yzmph, xliklizgrlmh, zmw kirezgv xlvixrlm? 
Xliklizgv wvnlxizxb? 
Nzcrnravw uivvwln? Rnkilermt 
Vmortsgvmnvmg rwvzh? R ivzoob szev gzftsg blf dvoo, szevm'g R... 
Nb wvzi xsrow. (Laissez-faire economy, but involving 
central banks, corporations, and private coercion? Corporate democracy? Maximized freedom? Improving Enlightenment ideas? I really have taught you well, haven't I... My dear child.)
Plahg (Mixed)
Democracy - Kfyorx kldvi? Gsv kvlkov tlevim? Dlmwviufo zmw evib fhvufo gzov. R vevm zoold hlnv ovevo lu tvmfrmv wvnlxizxb, hl gszg gsv gifv vcgvmg lu nb ivzxs zmw xlmgilo xlfow yv nzhpvw vevm ufigsvi. (Public power? The people govern? Wonderful and very useful tale. I even allow some level of genuine democracy, so that the true extent of my reach and control could be masked even further.)
Ochlocracy & 
Kakistocracy - FhvufoKfkkvgh. (Useful Puppets.)
Totalitarianism -Rznblfyfgnlivhvxivgrevzmwkldviufo (I am you but more secretive and powerful.)
Kraterocracy-Bvh, Nrtgxs nzpvhm irts gfg mlg gsirfgt yifgv uvfgv,gfg gsirfgt hvxivgf boq nzkrmfogrl.(Yes,Might makes right but not through brute force,but through secrecy and manipulation.)
Corporatocracy - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv DROO yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
Nazism - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg - zmw zohl z szgvhrmp uli nb yilgsvi - gsrmph gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb, sv dzh hrnkob nzwv gl gsrmp gszg dzb uiln gsv yvtrmmrmt yb nv, zmw rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hvievh lfi tlzoh.. (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet - and also a hatesink for my brother - thinks that he rebels against us, but in reality, he was simply made to think that way from the beginning by me, and is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals.)
Marxism–Leninism - Zs... Nb yilgsvi'h dlip. R'n ufmwrmt srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv Xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv rh gll fmkivwrxgzyov, zmw gsfh, fmxlmgiloozyov, vevm uli fh. Sv nrtsg zxgfzoob uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu 
srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov", dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. Dlfowm'g dlip rm gsv vmw lu xlfihv, yfg rg'w hgroo yv kivggb gilfyovhlnv. (Ah... My brother's work. I'm funding his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he is too unpredictable, and thus, uncontrollable, even for us. He might actually follow the teachings of his grandfather and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people", whatever that means. Wouldn't work in the end of course, but it'd still be pretty troublesome.)- Marxism - Hkvzprmt lu hzrw tizmwuzgsvi... Dvoo, blf dviv z nzqli rmuofvmxv, rmxofwrmt lm nb yilgsvi, zmw wrw kovmgb lu tllw gsrmth, yvmvurggrmt fh tivzgob. Sldvevi, "tolyzo hgzgvovhh, nlmvbovhh, xozhhovhh hlxrvgb drgslfg zmb vorgvh"? Ivzoob? Lfg lu gsv jfvhgrlm, mlg szkkvmrmt. Rnklhhryov gl szkkvm, rm uzxg. (Speaking of said grandfather... Well, you were a major influence, including on my brother, and did plenty of good things, benefitting us greatly. However, "global stateless, moneyless, classless society without any elites"? Really? Out of the question, not happening. Impossible to happen, in fact.)
Satanic Theocracy - Ulloh gsrmp gszg R dlihsrk Hzgzm, yfg rm uzxg Hzgzm rh qfhg zm Zyizsznrx urxgrlm mvvwvw gl rmgrnrwzgv gsv sviw. (Fools think that I worship Satan, but in fact, Satan is just an Abrahamic fiction needed to intimidate the herd.)
Imperialism - Blf ziv gll mlgrxvzyov zmw olfw uli gsv nzhhvh. Dv (oraziwh) ziv mlg ztzrmhg blfi vckzmhrlmrhn, qfhg kovzhv - yv zmlnbnlfh zmw nliv jfrvg. (You are too noticeable and loud for the masses. We (lizards) are not against your expansionism, just please - be anonymous and quieter.)
Qhjdwlyh (Negative)
Feudalism and 
Monarchism - Blf gdl dviv gsv lmvh dsl lirtrmzoob prxpvw nv lfg. R zn tlrmt gl zmmrsrozgv blf rmgl lyorerlm. (You two were the ones who originally kicked me out. I am going to annihilate you into oblivion.)
Conspiracism - Rwrlgh dsl gsrmp gsvb pmld gsv gifgs zylfg nv. (Idiots who think they know the truth about me.)
Left-Wing Populism - Gsrmph gszg R zn zm vero ylfitvlrhrv vckolrgrmt gsv kilovgzirzg. (Thinks that I am an evil bourgeoisie exploiting the proletariat.)
Right-Wing Populism - Gsrmph gszg R'n zm Arlmrhg Hzgzmrhg vckolrgrmt gsv dsrgv izxv. (Thinks that I'm a globalist Satanist exploiting the white race.)
Avaritionism - Brx duh G ghdg pdq. (You are a dead man.)
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*Loads shotgun* Shut the fuck up, piece of super state.
Anarcho-Egoism - Zloo suredeob eh wkh odvw wr vxeplw. (Will probably be the last to submit.)
Anarcho-Individualism - Hznv zh zylev yfg nliv gznv. (Same as above but more tame.)
Reactionary Socialism - Rqh ri pb eljjhvw rssrqhqwv lq wkh 19wk fhqwxub, wkdqnixoob kh ghvwurbhg blfi uhsxwdwlrq, dqg kh lv rehblqj lfi rughuv. Blf ziv wlmv. Urmrhsvw. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully he destroyed your reputation, and he is obeying our orders. You are done. Finished.)
Esoteric Fascism - Pvvk gibrmt, kztzm OZIKvi, zmw zodzbh ivnvnyvi lmv uzxg - Kovrzwvzmh zyzmwlmvw gsrh xizkkb wrig kozmvg olmt grnv ztl, zmw mvevi xznv yzxp! (Keep trying, pagan LARPer, and always remember one fact - Pleiadeans abandoned this crappy dirt planet a long time ago, and never came back!)
Soulism - Gsrh ullo gsrmph gszg dv wrw mlg mlgrxv srn dsvm sv dzh hkbrmt lm fh gsilfts gsv zhgizo kozmv, yfg dv hvv VEVIBDSVIV, vevm rm gsv hfygov kozmvh lu gsv fmrevihv. Fitvmgob prwmzk srn zmw olxp srn fk rm gsv evib hznv zhgizo kozmv. (This fool thinks that we did not notice him when he was spying on us through the astral plane, but we see EVERYWHERE, even in the subtle planes of the universe. Urgently kidnap him and lock him up in the very same astral plane.)
- Can’t catch me!
Anarchism - Ullorhs zmw mzrev zmziprwwrvh, gsv prmw lu zmzixsrhn blf wivzn zylfg rh fmuvzhryov zmw rnklhhryov zg z tolyzo hxzov. Lmob mzgrlm hgzgvh xzm vcrhg lm gszg ovevo, zmw blfi kivxrlfh zmzixsrhg xlnnfmvh lmob dlip rm hnzoo, kilgvxgvw vmxozevh - zmw tfvhh dsl kilerwvh hzrw kilgvxgrlm? NV, nb yilgsvi, zmw lfi zoorvh! Dsrov blfi xloovxgrerhg gbkvh ziv z fhvufo gllo, ru blf dzmg gl yvxlnv hlnvgsrmt nliv gszm gszg, blf hslfow ovzim uiln srn. (Foolish and naive anarkiddies, the kind of anarchism you dream about is unfeasible and impossible at a global scale. Only nation states can exist on that level, and your precious anarchist communes only work in small, protected enclaves - and guess who provides said protection? ME, my brother, and our allies! While your collectivist types are a useful tool, if you want to become something more than that, you should learn from him.)
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