Sikh Theocracy

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Sikh Theocracy is a culturally center and authoritarian center ideology. Sikh Theocracy is supportive of the Khalistan movement, which is a movement to create sovereign and separated state from India. Sikh Theocracy isn't for coercing Sikhism onto individuals, but rather gathering the existing Sikhs to put under a country of one religion voluntarily.

Sikhs believe in good and bad karma, and reincarnation over various creatures. Essentially, if you find the true purpose of life, your soul is carried away from Earth. If you do not, you are reincarnated back into a human. If you do bad deeds, you will be reincarnated into something that is not a human, e.g. elephant, ant, jaguar, etc. Sikhs often adopt a lacto-vegetarian diet for their lifestyle, though it is often debated by Sikhs whether you can or can't eat meat. Sikh Theocracy is not anti-LGBTQ+ either, as Sikhism has no scriptures about sexuality. However, many sikhs do hold conservative views. Sikhism is a monotheistic religion, believing in a singular God (Waheguru), and Sikhs themselves pray/worship at gurudwaras.

History

Sikhism was founded by Guru Nanak around 1526. He founded a religious movement that fought superstition and avoided the elaborate rituals, idol worship, and asceticism that marked much of Hindu practice at the time. He preached of a God that resembled that of deism. His followers focused on meditation, cleanliness, and straight-dealing. Though officially, they did not recognize caste, they drew mainly from the higher castes.

Sikhs began to intermarry and set up a counterculture. By the time of the fifth Guru, they had become well-established in economic niches (like horse trading) and started building their fortress Temple Amritsar. When the fifth Guru was tortured until he died by the Mughal Emperor Jahangir, the sixth Guru created a secret military order and eventually fought the Mughals. He also encouraged hunting and martial arts as hobbies. The tenth Guru (Guru Gobind Singh) established the Khalsa which are a groups of initiated and very religious Sikhs also know as Amritdhari Sikhs.

When Guru Gobind Singh, who was the last guru of Sikhism, died he called on the holy book (Guru Granth Sahib) to lead the Sikhs religiously and Banda Singh Bahadur to lead them politically. Eventually, Sikhs formed the Sikh Misls (also known as the Sikh Confederacy) some of which could be argued as a theocracy. However, later the Sukerchakia Misl, led by Maharaja Ranjit Singh formed the Sikh Empire in which Hindus and Muslims were a majority (depending on which source you ask, people would place Hindus or Muslims as a majority) so Ranjit Singh allowed freedom of religion.

Beliefs

Sikhism has five main things they must have: uncut hair (kesh), a comb (kangha), daggers (kirpan), a steel bracelet (kara), and underwear (kachera). These are known as the five Ks in Sikhism

All of the men have the last name, Singh, meaning lion, to remove their caste origin and focus on their warrior nature. All women adopt the last name of Kaur, meaning Princess. However, many Sikhs keep their caste based surname (even though caste is not recognized in Sikhi) and instead use Singh/Kaur as their middle name.

Sikhs must also avoid the Five Thieves: kam (lust), krodh (wrath), lobh (greed), moh (attachment), and ahankar (pride).

Personality

Sikh Theocracy is very kind, especially in comparison to other theocratic ideologies. He enjoys cooking and loves giving langar (free food) to other ideologies. Like his older brother on his mother's side and his mother, he enjoys meditation and yoga. However, he has minor daddy issues regarding his father. He also hates barber shops with a burning passion.

How to Draw

Flag of Sikh Theocracy

The flag is based on the Khanda (Sikh symbol)

1. Draw a circle
2. Fill it with a yellow-orange base
3. Draw two curved knives that cross at their handles (the blades are on the outside)
4. Draw a vertical broadsword that is wider at the start and end of the blade in the middle
5. Around the broadsword, draw a ring
6. Add eyes and you're done
7. (Optional) Add a turban

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Orange	#FC9032	rgb(252, 144, 50)
	Dark gray	#202020	rgb(32, 32, 32)

Relationships

ਦੋਸਤ (Friends)

• ਹਿੰਦੂ ਥੀਓਕਰੇਸੀ - May the gurus guide us, father. However, your caste system tends to freak me out a bit.
• ਬੋਧੀ ਧਰਮਸ਼ਾਹੀ - My good friend, we continue to reject Vedas!
• ਸਮਾਜਿਕ ਲੋਕਤੰਤਰ - Absolutely love your economic and social systems! And even if I'm conflicted about him, I'm still a huge fan of Jagmeet Singh.
• ਤੀਜਾ ਤਰੀਕਾ - Thanks for harboring me, Trudeau.
• ਕੋਈ ਕਿਸਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ... ਭੋਜਨ ਨਹੀਂ - NO FARMERS, NO FOOD! WOOOOOOOO!!! Y'all are based!
• ਈਕੋ-ਰੂੜ੍ਹੀਵਾਦ - Save the animals!
• ਧਾਰਮਿਕ ਨਾਰੀਵਾਦ - Women are equal to men in EVERY way. Ignore the fact that many of my supporters don't think that.
• ਖਾਲਿਸਤਾਨਵਾਦ - FREE KHALISTAN!!!
• ਭਿੰਡਰਾਂਵਾਲੇ ਦੀ ਸੋਚ - Now this is how you achieve Sikh power. A martyr to our cause.
• ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤਪਾਲ ਸਿੰਘ ਵਿਚਾਰ - Yes, you are the successor to the above. Just as how Bhindranwale opposed alcohol, it is great that you combat drug usage! Also, keep up your methods of achieving a homeland!
• ਰਾਜਸ਼ਾਹੀਵਾਦ - The Sikh Empire was based, ngl.
• ਪਿਤਰਵਾਦੀ ਰੂੜੀਵਾਦ - LANGAR FOR ALL!!!

ਮਿਕਸਡ (Mixed)

• ਇਸਲਾਮੀ ਧਰਮ ਸ਼ਾਸਤਰ - We share ideas, but you're too misogynistic for my tastes, and we used to kill each other a lot. Also, Guru Nanak was not a Muslim!
• ਈਸਾਈ ਧਰਮਸ਼ਾਹੀ - We're both strikingly similar to one another, being monotheistic religions that emphasize kindness towards all, but you're also kinda barbaric. Not as bad as him, but still...
• ਰਾਸ਼ਟਰੀ ਖੇਤੀਵਾਦ - My opinion on this is similar to my opinion above.
• ਖੇਤੀ ਸਮਾਜਵਾਦ - Farming based, socialism.... not good.
• ਖੇਤੀ ਅਰਾਜਕਤਾਵਾਦ - Keep up the farming, but what's with this anarchist nonsense?
• Alt-ਸੱਜਾ - Some of you think I am funny, but others try to kill me. Also, y'all have some really disgusting beliefs, you should get off the Internet for a while and meditate.
• LGBT - We accept the first three letters, but I'm not so sure about that fourth one... Also, like with her, ignore the fact a lot of my followers see you as inherently sinful.
• ਨਿਰੰਕਾਰੀ ਮਿਸ਼ਨ - Some of my variants respect you, while others hate you and massacred many of your followers. We can all agree that you are too leftist and progressive.

ਦੁਸ਼ਮਣ (Enemies)

• ਮਾਰਕਸਵਾਦ-ਲੈਨਿਨਵਾਦ - Way too atheist. Glad Bhindranwale had many CPI members killed.
• ਮਾਓਵਾਦ - Why would somebody want to share their farmland? NO FARMERS, NO FOOD! You can't get more weird than this guy!
• ਇਨਕਲਾਬੀ ਪ੍ਰਗਤੀਵਾਦ - Nuh uh, society is fine right now, only Khalistan matters, not some stupid cultural movement!
• ਨਕਸਲਵਾਦ - You're like a mish-mash of all the above maniacs. Stop making people share their farmland!
• INC and ਹਿੰਦੂਤਵ - FREE KHALISTAN! We know that you are behind the death of Nijjar!
• ਇੰਦਰਾ ਗਾਂਧੀ - Did you just shoot at my Gurdwara?! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
• ਰਾਜ ਨਾਸਤਿਕਤਾ - Stop murdering my followers or else you'll learn the hard way that our kirpans aren't just for show.
• ਨਾਜ਼ੀਵਾਦ - Fascist maniac who indulges in krodh and ahankar, and betrayed me by cutting my kesh! I may not believe in hell, but I sure wish there was one so you could rot in it!

Further Information

• Sikhi wiki

Literature

• Guru Granth Sahib

Wikipedia

• Sikhism
• Khalistan Movement
• Sikh Empire (Technically, the Sikh Empire is not a theocracy, but follows in the Sikh religion)
• Sikh Confederacy/Misls

Gallery

Portraits and Artwork

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  Old portrait
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  Old portrait 2
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  "Theocracies compass" By Spade