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Banana Man<br>
[[
Fruit Capitalism▼
[[File:Bancap.png]] Banana Capitalism (Erroneously)<br>
▲Fruit Capitalism (Erroneously)<br>
Neo-Colonialism <br>
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{{Info|Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity}} to {{Info|Authoritarian Right|AuthRight}}<br>
[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[RightUnity]] (often)<br>▼
|influences=
▲[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]]<br>
[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]]<br>
[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]<br>
[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]]<br>
[[File:Republicanismpix.png]] [[Republicanism]]<br>
[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]]<br>
|likes=
🍌 Bananas<br>
The United Fruit Company<br>
|dislikes=Communism<br>▼
<s>[[File:Slavery.png]] Slavery</s><br>
[[File:Antiimp.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Imperialism|Anti-Imperialist guerrillas}}<br>
[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism|Liberals]]<br>
[[File:Property.png]] [[Propertarianism|Private property rights]] (Except for the elite)<br>
[[File:Equality.png]] Egalitarianism<br>
[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism (Disambiguation)|Communism]]<br>
[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]]
|theorists=[[File:PanAmer.png]] '''Americas''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:McKinley.png]] [[Imperialism|William McKinley]] (1843-1901) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Sam Zemurray]] (1877-1961) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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|examples=*[[File:Cball-Guatemala.png]] {{PBW|Guatemalaball|Guatemala}}
*[[File:Cball-Honduras.png]] {{PBW|Hondurasball|Honduras}}
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4 Harry Belafonte - Banana boat song]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRD9BqjIk-E Tally Hall - Banana Man]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhwfwZhYfJs Hey Mr DJ - Lets Go Bananas]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDOI24RRAE Chiquita Banana Commercial]
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{{Quote|quote="The Fruit Company, Inc.<br>
Reserved for itself the most succulent,<br>
The central coast of my own land,<br>
The delicate waist of the Americas."
|speaker=[[File:CommunistPartyOfChile.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Pablo Neruda]]
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'''Banana Republicanism''' is an ideology where a whole country's economy depends on upon the exportation of a limited-resource product, such as bananas or minerals. The country is lead by a de facto ruling class who hold control over the main export by exploitation of labor of the nation then there is an impoverished middle class who collect the product. Thus, the term ''banana republic'' is a pejorative descriptor for a servile [[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] that abets and supports, for kickbacks, the exploitation of large-scale plantation agriculture, especially banana cultivation.
It's to be noted that people living under a Banana Republic don't
==History==
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===Friends===
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - My best friend. The rule of corporations is BASED!
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - My father who I learned a lot from!
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*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - I wouldn't be here without him!
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*[[File:AgCap.png]] [[Agrarian Capitalism]] - Based, but make sure not to let too much power of business fall into the hands of the lower class!
*[[File:Klep.png]] <s>[[Kleptocracy]] - Also me! </s>▼
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Now THAT’S more like it!
*[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]] - He has an incredible class system!
*[[File:Republicanismpix.png|frameless]] [[Republicanism]] - Father who obsesses with his enmity of monarchism.
*<s>[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slavery]] - If only I could make the lower classes be banana-harvesting slaves, society would be perfect!</s>
===Frenemies===
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Private property for me, not for thee! Be more like [[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism|him]].
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - I only care about him if I can mess with his elections so candidates will like me.
*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism]] - He's a great banana buddy, but a filthy anti-capitalist anarchist too.
*[[File:Kirch.png]] [[Peronism#Kirchnerism|Kirchnerism]] - Too friendly with commies and for some reason a hater of oligarchies and dictators, but I heard my name used to describe Argentina under his presidencies, so he must be doing something right.
*[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Dumb kid who makes weird jokes about bananas and "gyatts". Sometimes I give him bananas out of pity. <s> Maybe we can revive child labour. </s>
*[[File:Hmind.png]] <s> [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - Too extreme, but Felonious Gru was based and epok thought.</s>
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Rule by the rich and hating p**rs are based but monarchy is cringe.
===Enemies===
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*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Punk who hates my established hierarchies!
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - An anarchist AND a communist. Probably my worst enemy.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism]] - I’d rather be a banana myself than some computer code.
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