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|theorists=[[File:PanAmer.png]] '''Americas''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:McKinley.png]] [[Imperialism|William McKinley]] (1843-1901) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Sam Zemurray]] (1877-1961) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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|examples=*[[File:Cball-Guatemala.png]] {{PBW|Guatemalaball|Guatemala}}
*[[File:Cball-Honduras.png]] {{PBW|Hondurasball|Honduras}}
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The central coast of my own land,<br>
The delicate waist of the Americas."
|speaker=[[File:CommunistPartyOfChile.png]] [[Marxism-LeninismMarxism–Leninism|Pablo Neruda]]
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'''Banana Republicanism''' is an ideology where a whole country's economy depends on upon the exportation of a limited-resource product, such as bananas or minerals. The country is lead by a de facto ruling class who hold control over the main export by exploitation of labor of the nation then there is an impoverished middle class who collect the product. Thus, the term ''banana republic'' is a pejorative descriptor for a servile [[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] that abets and supports, for kickbacks, the exploitation of large-scale plantation agriculture, especially banana cultivation.
 
It's to be noted that people living under a Banana Republic don't necessaryusually chosechoose to be under a Banana Republic. This is usually forced upon by other nations or groups.
 
==History==
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*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Rule by the rich? Based!
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - I wouldn't be here without him!
*[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]] - I useduse him a lot to help me stay in power.
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - My economic system and his are very similar!
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Keep on making me those bananas!
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - <s>Am I a good boy? :3</s>
*[[File:AgCap.png]] [[Agrarian Capitalism]] - Based, but make sure not to let too much power of business fall into the hands of the lower class!
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Now THAT’S more like it!
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*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Also me!
*[[File:Republicanismpix.png|frameless]] [[Republicanism]] - Father who obsesses with his enmity of monarchism.
*<s>[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slavery]] - If only I could make the lower classes be banana-harvesting slaves, society would be perfect!</s>
 
===Frenemies===
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*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism]] - He's a great banana buddy, but a filthy anti-capitalist anarchist too.
*[[File:Kirch.png]] [[Peronism#Kirchnerism|Kirchnerism]] - Too friendly with commies and for some reason a hater of oligarchies and dictators, but I heard my name used to describe Argentina under his presidencies, so he must be doing something right.
*[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Dumb kid who makes weird jokes about bananas and "gyatts". Sometimes I give him some bananas out of pity. <s> Maybe we can revive child labour. </s>
*[[File:Hmind.png]] <s> [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - Too Extremeextreme, Butbut Felonious Gru was Basedbased and Epokepok Thoughtthought.</s>
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Rule by the rich and hating p**rs are based but monarchy is cringe.
 
===Enemies===
*[[File:Monsoc.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - I always knew there was something fishy about monarchs, death to tyrants! <s> Except ifUnless it's my tyranny... </s>
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - Weird savage who likes to try andto steal my bananas!
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - FithyThe 99% are filthy p**rrs whofor wantsa toreason, stealdon't myliberate bananas!them.
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - The above but worse!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Punk who hates my established hierarchies!
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - An anarchist AND a communist. Probably my worst enemy.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism]] - I’d rather be a banana myself than some computer code.
 
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