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===Frenemies===
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - I only care about him if I can mess with his elections so candidates will like me.
*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism]] - He's a great banana buddy, but a filthy anti-capitalist anarchist too.
*[[File:Kirch.png]] [[Peronism#Kirchnerism|Kirchnerism]] - Too friendly with commies and for some reason a hater of oligarchies and dictators, but I heard my name used to describe Argentina under his presidencies, so he must be doing something right.
*[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Weird kid who makes weird jokes about bananas. Sometimes I give him some bananas out of pity. <s> Maybe I can train him to be a worker. </s>
*[[File:Hmind.png]] <s> [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] Too Extreme, But Felonious Gru was Based and Epok Thought</s>
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Rule by the rich and hating p**rs are based but monarchy is cringe.
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===Enemies===
*[[File:Monsoc.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - I always knew there was something fishy about monarchs, death to tyrants! <s> Except if it's my tyranny... </s>
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - Weird savage who likes to try and steal my bananas!
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Fithy p**r who wants to steal my bananas!
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - The above but worse!
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