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The central coast of my own land,<br>
The delicate waist of the Americas."
|speaker=[[File:CommunistPartyOfChile.png]] [[Marxism–LeninismMarxism-Leninism|Pablo Neruda]]
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'''Banana Republicanism''' is an ideology where a whole country's economy depends on upon the exportation of a limited-resource product, such as bananas or minerals. The country is lead by a de facto ruling class who hold control over the main export by exploitation of labor of the nation then there is an impoverished middle class who collect the product. Thus, the term ''banana republic'' is a pejorative descriptor for a servile [[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] that abets and supports, for kickbacks, the exploitation of large-scale plantation agriculture, especially banana cultivation.
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*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Also me!
*[[File:Republicanismpix.png|frameless]] [[Republicanism]] - Father who obsesses with his enmity of monarchism.
*<s>[[File:SlaveryCaste.png]] Slavery[[Caste System]] - IfI onlywant Ito couldcollaborate makewith thehim lowerto classesget bemore banana-harvesting<s> slaves, society would be perfect!</s> workers.
 
===Frenemies===
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*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism]] - He's a great banana buddy, but a filthy anti-capitalist anarchist too.
*[[File:Kirch.png]] [[Peronism#Kirchnerism|Kirchnerism]] - Too friendly with commies and for some reason a hater of oligarchies and dictators, but I heard my name used to describe Argentina under his presidencies, so he must be doing something right.
*[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Dumb kid who makes weird jokes about bananas. Sometimes I give him some bananas out of pity. <s> Maybe we can revive child labour. </s>
*[[File:Hmind.png]] <s> [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] Too Extreme, But Felonious Gru was Based and Epok Thought</s>
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Rule by the rich and hating p**rs are based but monarchy is cringe.
 
===Enemies===
*[[File:Monsoc.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - I always knew there was something fishy about monarchs, death to tyrants! <s> Except if it's my tyranny... </s>
*[[File:PrimHmind.png]] <s> [[PrimalismHive-Mind Collectivism]] - WeirdToo savageextreme, whobut likesFelonious toGru trywas based and steal my bananas!epok thought.</s>
*[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - DumbAnnoying kid who makes weird jokes about bananas. Sometimes INot givea himthreat somebut bananaswon’t outstop ofbothering pityme. <s> Maybe we can revive child labour. </s>
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Fithy p**r who wants to steal my bananas!
*[[File:GE.png]] [[Gift Economy]] - Wants me to give up my bananas to others for free instead of keeping them for myself or selling them for profit.
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - Weird savage who steals my bananas.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Fithy p**r who wants to steal my bananas!.
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - The above but worse!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Punk who hates my established hierarchies!
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