Buddhist Theocracy: Difference between revisions

*[[File:ReligiousHumanismBuddha.png]] [[w:Buddha|Siddhartha Gautama]] (563 BCE-483 BCE)

|speaker=[[File:ReligiousHumanismBuddha.png]] [[w:Buddha|Siddhartha Gautama]]

*[[File:chine.png]] [[Chinese Theocracy]] - Fellow lover of spirituality and peace. Too bad [[File:Mao.png]][[File:Dengf.png]] they ruined it.

*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - Your theology is similar to mine, but your caste system is extremely problematic. Also, you helped kick me out of India.

*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Some]] say I am like you, but, well you make me look bad. <s>Ignore [[Religious Nationalism|Ashin Wirathu]] in Myanmar!</s>

*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - We both like patriarchy, but you're way too weird and are sometimes degenerate.

**[[File:{{Alias|Fem.png]] [[|File:LBubbleFem.png]]|''ahem''.[[File:RBubble.png]]}}

**[[File:Bud.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Well, not completely… [https[w://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Garudhammas |The Eight Garudhammas]] are rules made by Buddha Himself, we will not abandon it just because you're "annoyed" by it. My progressive variants love you though.[[File:RBubble.png]]

**[[File:{{Alias|Mao.png]] [[|File:LBubbleMao.png]]|OK, AND? YOU ARE A REACTIONARY IDIOT![[File:RBubble.png]]}}

**[[File:{{Alias|Bud.png]] [[|File:LBubbleBud.png]]|How am I reactionary?[[File:RBubble.png]]}}

**[[File:{{Alias|Mao.png]] [[|File:LBubbleMao.png]]|What is your belief on feminism?[[File:RBubble.png]]}}

**[[File:{{Alias|Bud.png]] [[|File:LBubbleBud.png]]|Errrr.... awkward?[[File:RBubble.png]]}}

*[[File:Muslim.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - Did you seriously have to help kick me out of India like that? <s>The Tatmadaw will kick you out of Myanmar.</s>

*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Him, but somehow even worse! At least some of you hate [[File:Dengf.png]] this Muslim Murderer and Buddhist Butcherer.

*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism (Disambiguation)|Communism]] - Why are most of you all atheist? <s>Although the 14th Dalai Lama is a Marxist.</s>

*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - Too violent <s>although some of us murder Muslims</s>.

*[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBTQ+]] - You are feeding into Mara and earthly desires. Release yourself from your sexual cycle <s>(although most of my modern western variants support you)</s>{{Refn|Is Homosexuality Consistent with Buddhist Teachings? A: No, it is not. Buddhism teaches and expects its followers to observe a moral code of conduct. Because marriage is a union between a man and a woman as spouses, as recognized by the social system of the time. In the Yogacara, Volume 59 Cloud: “(Evil includes) All men and non-men, they should not do it if they belong to them. Except for the production line, all remaining points are named non-branches.…...If so, they all desire evil and commit crimes.” For lay Buddhists, the minimum requirement is to abide by the "Five Precepts", the third precept relates to sexual behavior. Homosexuality and same-sex sexual behavior violatesviolate the third precept (the precept against sexual immorality). Sexual behavior between same-sex is clearly prohibited in Buddhism. HomosexualityHomosexuals isare strictly prohibited from becoming a monk, and those who have become monks are expelled. See "Four-Part Law"|group=Note}}

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