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|theorists=*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism|Pierre Henri Leroux]] (1797-1871) [[File:Cball-France.png]]
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*[[File:Coomer.png]] Marco Fiorto (19??-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] {{PBW|Brazilball|Brazil}}
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'''Circulus''',''' '''full name '''Circulus Theory, '''is a [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Left Unity]], socialism-based economic system who is a product of [[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] and is a bastard son of [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Agrarianism.]] He wants to resolve the [[w:Malthusian_catastrophe|Malthusian Catastrophe]] by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.
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*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Fellow coprophile.
*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism]] - The sewer has lots of poopoo!
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - never lets a poopoo go to waste
*[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy]] - Poo DOES have calcium in it!
*[[File:Coomer.png]] <s>{{PCBA|Coomerism}} - Thanks for the scat porn dude!</s>
 
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