Circulus Theory

Circulus Theory
Saving the economy, one dump at a time.
Basic Information
Aliases	Circulus Ouboros Lerouxism ShitSoc Poopism PoopSock
Alignment(s)	LeftUnity File:Soc.png Socialists
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Utopian Socialism Agrarianism Kakistocracy
Notable people	Pierre Henri Leroux (1797-1871)
Character Information
Song	The Great Mighty Poo Let the pee pee hit the poo Youtube Poop intro

Circulus, full name Circulus Theory, is a Left Unity, socialism-based economic system who is a product of Utopian Socialism and is a bastard son of Agrarianism. He wants to resolve the Malthusian Catastrophe by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.

Personality

For somebody he is vulgar, for others he is disgusting. What we can mark about him is that he is extravagant and he likes such things such as the Ouroborus and may see for hours how a snake eat himself or a dog running to it's own tail. Is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favourite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.

How to Draw

Flag of Circulus Theory

1. Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
2. Draw a white Ouroborus
3. (Optional) Draw with him an excrement

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Brown	#AB9565	171, 149, 101
	White	#FFFFFF	255, 255, 255

Relationships

Friends

• Utopian Socialism - You are the only who understands me.
• Reactionary Socialism - He gets it! Wait, are you making fun of me?
• Stalinism - Collecting Mao's poopoo [1] is incredibly based.
• Kakistocracy - Fellow coprophile

Frenemies

• Agrarianism - Why do you hate me?!

Enemies

• I have no enemies hahahahaha

Further Information

Wikipedia

• Circulus theory

Literature

• Waste Not, Want Not: Excrement and Economy in Nineteenth-Century France

Articles

• How One Man Wanted To Save The World By Taxing Its Poop

Gallery

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  Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, Source

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  Credit: u/Borisyukishvili, Source

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