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*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|毛泽东思想]] - I'll say I'm your successor but [[w:Maoist_Communist_Party_of_China|your followers]] keep trying to overthrow me because I'm "revisionist". Also, the cultural revolution and rejection of markets were complete failures, it doesn't matter whether a cat is black or white as long as it catches the mice. |
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|毛泽东思想]] - I'll say I'm your successor but [[w:Maoist_Communist_Party_of_China|your followers]] keep trying to overthrow me because I'm "revisionist". Also, the cultural revolution and rejection of markets were complete failures, it doesn't matter whether a cat is black or white as long as it catches the mice. |
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*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|民族资本主义]] - 鬼佬, but free market with implied socialism? AND death camps? Very based. And John Rabe was a hero indeed |
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|民族资本主义]] - 鬼佬, but free market with implied socialism? AND death camps? Very based. And John Rabe was a hero indeed |
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*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism|铁托主义]] - You know, I'm something of a "market socialist" myself. In all seriousness, tho, the way you balanced relations between NATO and the Warsaw Pact, combined socialism with a market economy, held together a nation of multiple ethnicities and handled separatist movements, have been a huge inspiration for me. We both hate trots and ultra-leftoids as well. But why are you so friendly to [[File:HuaGuofeng.png]] Hua Guofeng? Plus, I dislike your 1974 Constitution that gave away the right to secede for Yugoslavian member states, which paved the way for the demise of SFRY. <s> |
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism|铁托主义]] - You know, I'm something of a "market socialist" myself. In all seriousness, tho, the way you balanced relations between NATO and the Warsaw Pact, combined socialism with a market economy, held together a nation of multiple ethnicities and handled separatist movements, have been a huge inspiration for me. We both hate trots and ultra-leftoids as well. But why are you so friendly to [[File:HuaGuofeng.png]] Hua Guofeng? Plus, I dislike your 1974 Constitution that gave away the right to secede for Yugoslavian member states, which paved the way for the demise of SFRY. <s>You should've sent them to re-education camps instead.</s> |
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*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|新自由主义]] - Deng Xiaoping was ready to embrace you after his Southern Tour in 1992 and we became friends under Jiang Zemin and Zhu Rongji. But I've been moving away from you since the mid-2000s. |
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|新自由主义]] - Deng Xiaoping was ready to embrace you after his Southern Tour in 1992 and we became friends under Jiang Zemin and Zhu Rongji. But I've been moving away from you since the mid-2000s. |
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*[[File:SocCred.png]] [[Social Credit|社会信用制度]] - Contrary to online rumours, the Social Credit system doesn't actually exist in China. <s> Bruh, you're not even the Social Credit that I want </s>. |
*[[File:SocCred.png]] [[Social Credit|社会信用制度]] - Contrary to online rumours, the Social Credit system doesn't actually exist in China. <s> Bruh, you're not even the Social Credit that I want </s>. |
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*[[File:Marketsoc.png]] [[Market Socialism|市场社会主义]] - Sounds cool. Wait... you actually want DEMOCRATIC control of the workplace? Chang, get the tanks! |
*[[File:Marketsoc.png]] [[Market Socialism|市场社会主义]] - Sounds cool. Wait... you actually want DEMOCRATIC control of the workplace? Chang, get the tanks! |
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*[[File:Chine.png]] [[Chinese Theocracy|中华神权统治]] - Look, I'm aware of how horrible the Cultural Revolution was, but reactionaries need to stop simping for you. |
*[[File:Chine.png]] [[Chinese Theocracy|中华神权统治]] - Look, I'm aware of how horrible the Cultural Revolution was, but reactionaries need to stop simping for you. |
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*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche|主体思想]] - We helped you back in the old days against South Korea, but you need to open your markets. Also if you throw nukes around like that I'll get radiation sickness. |
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche|主体思想]] - We helped you back in the old days against South Korea, but you need to open your markets. Also if you throw nukes around like that I'll get radiation sickness. <s>You're a buffer between me and american puppets anyway.</s> |
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*[[File:StateathFedora.png]] [[State Atheism|国家无神论主义]] - Useful for my goals, but he needs to calm down, in China there are some religions that I can tolerate, but they won't have any influence over the state and society. |
*[[File:StateathFedora.png]] [[State Atheism|国家无神论主义]] - Useful for my goals, but he needs to calm down, in China there are some religions that I can tolerate, but they won't have any influence over the state and society. |
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*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy|基督教神权政治]] - You would be okay if you let me do one thing, that thing being rewriting the Bible. |
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy|基督教神权政治]] - You would be okay if you let me do one thing, that thing being rewriting the Bible. |
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*[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism|传统主义]] - Yes, yes, its true, in this period I'm becoming more and more [[:Category:Culturally Right|Culturally Right]], and it can be seen by the fact that I'm going more and more against [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|baizuos]], [[File:Fem.png]] [[feminism]], [[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBT """people"""]] and [[File:Gamer.png]] [https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-rolls-out-new-rules-minors-online-gaming-xinhua-2021-08-30/ gamers]. But please, keep it a secret between us, its bad for business with countries of the [[w:Western_world|Western world]]. Also, you hate my restriction of religion<s> and human experimentation</s> |
*[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism|传统主义]] - Yes, yes, its true, in this period I'm becoming more and more [[:Category:Culturally Right|Culturally Right]], and it can be seen by the fact that I'm going more and more against [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|baizuos]], [[File:Fem.png]] [[feminism]], [[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBT """people"""]] and [[File:Gamer.png]] [https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-rolls-out-new-rules-minors-online-gaming-xinhua-2021-08-30/ gamers]. But please, keep it a secret between us, its bad for business with countries of the [[w:Western_world|Western world]]. Also, you hate my restriction of religion<s> and human experimentation</s> |
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*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|圣战主义]] - Dude, you're scaring me with the way you terrorize people, but [[File:Cball-Taliban.png]] the Taliban is somewhat friendly. Besides, I gave some of your fellas support to kick out [[File:ML.png]] Soviet social imperialists in Afghanistan... just don't terrorize Xinjiang and the world. |
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|圣战主义]] - Dude, you're scaring me with the way you terrorize people, but [[File:Cball-Taliban.png]] the Taliban is somewhat friendly. Besides, I gave some of your fellas support to kick out [[File:ML.png]] Soviet social imperialists in Afghanistan... just don't terrorize Xinjiang and the world. |
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*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|媒体统治]] - The media is Western ploy unless it's run by me. <s> |
*[[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|媒体统治]] - The media is Western ploy unless it's run by me. <s>What "concentration camps"? They're just regular re-education centers, look at how happy the residents of Xinjiang are!</s> |
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*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|盗贼统治]] - We were good friends once but Hu, and now Xi is getting rid of you. <s> |
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|盗贼统治]] - We were good friends once but Hu, and now Xi is getting rid of you. <s>Which is a bit ironic...</s> <ref>[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35962326 ''"Xi Jinping is in the list of the leaked Panama Papers"''], BBC.</ref> |
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*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|特朗普主义]] - Corona isn't our fault, it's your fault to have downplayed it, ok? However, recently you started saying nice things about me again after your presidency, maybe in the future we can rebuild our relationship. |
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|特朗普主义]] - Corona isn't our fault, it's your fault to have downplayed it, ok? However, recently you started saying nice things about me again after your presidency, maybe in the future we can rebuild our relationship. |
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*[[File:Huism.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|胡耀邦思想]] - You were useful for me at first, but you had to advocate political reforms to harm my interest. At least Wen Jiabao still likes you. |
*[[File:Huism.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|胡耀邦思想]] - You were useful for me at first, but you had to advocate political reforms to harm my interest. At least Wen Jiabao still likes you. |
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*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism|黑人民族主义]] - Some of you like me, but some others are a bit skeptical about my plans in Africa. I forgave the debt of many African countries while America has military bases in many of them. Still, thank you to introducing me to rap. I made some of my own [[File:Circulus.png]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGFpyuuchg C-Rap] thanks to you! <s>African-Americans do most anti-Chinese hate crimes though...</s> |
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism|黑人民族主义]] - Some of you like me, but some others are a bit skeptical about my plans in Africa. I forgave the debt of many African countries while America has military bases in many of them. Still, thank you to introducing me to rap. I made some of my own [[File:Circulus.png]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGFpyuuchg C-Rap] thanks to you! <s>African-Americans do most anti-Chinese hate crimes though...</s> |
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*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism|帝国主义]] - Some claim my investments and infrastructure projects across the globe is a new form of imperialism. Either way, I build up developing countries while the US/NATO is bombing them. Also you incite separatism just to take over me. |
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism|帝国主义]] - Some claim my investments and infrastructure projects across the globe is a new form of imperialism. Either way, I build up developing countries while the US/NATO is bombing them. Also you incite separatism just to take over me. |
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*[[File:Pinkie-icon.png]] [[Jingoism#Pinkieism|小粉红主义]] - He simps for me but you are really insane. <s>Stop claiming that I will |
*[[File:Pinkie-icon.png]] [[Jingoism#Pinkieism|小粉红主义]] - He simps for me but you are really insane. <s>Stop claiming that I will liberate Taiwan in a few years! You weren't supposed to say that yet!</s> |
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*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism|工团主义]] - If you just focus on economic issues, I can tolerate you. But if you ally with those [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Maoids]], I'll crackdown on you. Oh, and I banned all unions not affiliated with the "All-China Federation of Trade Unions", deal with it! <s>Just ignore how other commies also outlawed unions that are not affiliated with the official trade state union.....</s> |
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism|工团主义]] - If you just focus on economic issues, I can tolerate you. But if you ally with those [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Maoids]], I'll crackdown on you. Oh, and I banned all unions not affiliated with the "All-China Federation of Trade Unions", deal with it! <s>Just ignore how other commies also outlawed unions that are not affiliated with the official trade state union.....</s> |
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*[[File:Marxfem.png]] [[Marxist Feminism|马克思女权主义]] - Holy shit, you emerged from nowhere and seems to be replacing those liberals...I often fails to censor you. Just stop calling me revisionist! I'm a Marxist, okay? <s>At least you are saner than [[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|her]]. </s> |
*[[File:Marxfem.png]] [[Marxist Feminism|马克思女权主义]] - Holy shit, you emerged from nowhere and seems to be replacing those liberals...I often fails to censor you. Just stop calling me revisionist! I'm a Marxist, okay? <s>At least you are saner than [[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism|her]]. </s> |
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