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*[[File:MarkRutte.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Mark Rutte]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-Netherlands.png]] {{PBW|Netherlandsball|Netherlands}}
*[[File:MarkRutte.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Mark Rutte]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-Netherlands.png]] {{PBW|Netherlandsball|Netherlands}}
*[[File:Cameronism.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|David Cameron]] (1966-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] {{PBW|UKball|UK}}
*[[File:Cameronism.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|David Cameron]] (1966-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] {{PBW|UKball|UK}}
*[[File:Mitsotakis.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Kyriakos Mitsotakis]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Greece.png]] {{PBW|Greeceball|Greece}}
*[[File:Cball-EF.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Fabrice Leggeri]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-France.png]] {{PBW|Franceball|France}}
*[[File:Cball-EF.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Fabrice Leggeri]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-France.png]] {{PBW|Franceball|France}}
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Declan Ganley]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Ireland.png]] {{PBW|Irelandball|Ireland}}
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Declan Ganley]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Ireland.png]] {{PBW|Irelandball|Ireland}}
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*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - <s>Literally me.</s> Erm- I mean, a great friend of mine.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - <s>Literally me.</s> Erm- I mean, a great friend of mine.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - Most of you support me, and a pretty good system overall.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - Most of you support me, and a pretty good system overall.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - A combination of the two above.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - Same as above but even better.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - A combination of the three above.
*[[File:Regulationism.png]] [[Regulationism]] - You '''WILL''' follow our regulations.
*[[File:Regulationism.png]] [[Regulationism]] - You '''WILL''' follow our regulations.
**[[File:Corp.png]][[File:LBubble.png]] [https://www.dw.com/en/apple-unveils-iphone-with-usb-c-charger-in-line-with-eu-law/a-66794089 *sigh* Yes EU...][[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Corp.png]][[File:LBubble.png]] [https://www.dw.com/en/apple-unveils-iphone-with-usb-c-charger-in-line-with-eu-law/a-66794089 *sigh* Yes EU...][[File:RBubble.png]]
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*[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] - I have redesigned cities to be free and I am switching to clean energy, even limiting Russian gas since 2022. <s>I'm aware that nuclear fission is eco-friendly, but still Chornobyl and Fukushima.</s>
*[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] - I have redesigned cities to be free and I am switching to clean energy, even limiting Russian gas since 2022. <s>I'm aware that nuclear fission is eco-friendly, but still Chornobyl and Fukushima.</s>


===Just Business===
===Just Business & Soft Eurosceptics ===
*[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism]] - Why do you insist on unitarism? Only federal Europe is sustainable.
*[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism]] - Why do you insist on unitarism? Only federal Europe is sustainable.
*[[File:Unimon.png]] [[Universal Monarchism]] - Not really a Federal Europe, but good try.
*[[File:Unimon.png]] [[Universal Monarchism]] - Not really a Federal Europe, but good try.
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*[[File:4thReichEU.png]] [[National Capitalism|Walter Hallstein]] - Our other less talked about founder.
*[[File:4thReichEU.png]] [[National Capitalism|Walter Hallstein]] - Our other less talked about founder.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - NATO is good and all, but the EU army will be better, <s>even though I don't want to spend 2% on the military</s>. Not to mention I wanna become less dependent on the Yanks.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - NATO is good and all, but the EU army will be better, <s>even though I don't want to spend 2% on the military</s>. Not to mention I wanna become less dependent on the Yanks.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - <s>MY TRUE FORM!</s> Totalitarianism bad and overall too symphatetic to the corporations, but those annoying isolationist farmers deserved it, Ursula and others are a part of the WEF, The EU Parliment enforced gender neutrality, and your great reset dosen't sound too different to my NextGenEu plan.
**[[File:Necon.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Okay, I'm all for the EU Army. When are you going to apologize for calling me [https://www.economist.com/europe/2019/11/07/emmanuel-macron-warns-europe-nato-is-becoming-brain-dead braindead?][[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Necon.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Okay, I'm all for the EU Army. When are you going to apologize for calling me [https://www.economist.com/europe/2019/11/07/emmanuel-macron-warns-europe-nato-is-becoming-brain-dead braindead?][[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:European Federalism.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Can we not talk about it now? Besides, that was in 2019.[[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:European Federalism.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Can we not talk about it now? Besides, that was in 2019.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Eurocom.png]] [[Eurocommunism]] - As much as I respect Altiero Spinelli, communism is not the way to go.
*[[File:Eurocom.png]] [[Eurocommunism]] - As much as I respect Altiero Spinelli, communism is not the way to go.
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism|Syncretic Populism]] - Many of you within the EU hate my guts, but ''some'' outside of it don't.
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism|Syncretic Populism]] - Many of you within the EU hate my guts, but ''some'' outside of it don't.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Unlike his [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|crazy conspiracy theorist brother]] he at least is open to reforming me rather than outright leaving, and he at least supports immigrants but still annoying as fuck when it comes to economics, oh and some of you are even eastern supporters or symphatizers.
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - Mostly another annoying Eurosceptic, though some of his [[File:Dsa.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|American supporters]] [[File:SDA.png]] seem to have a weird crush on me. Also George Orwell apparently supported me, so that's something.
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - Mostly another annoying Eurosceptic, though some of his [[File:Dsa.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|American supporters]] [[File:SDA.png]] seem to have a weird crush on me. Also George Orwell apparently supported me, so that's something.
*[[File:TrudeauLib.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Canadian]] [[Third Way|Liberalism]] - Damn, some of your supporters REALLY seem to have a crush on me. You wouldn't exactly qualify as a European nation, but you could maybe still join if you wanna I guess.
*[[File:TrudeauLib.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Canadian]] [[Third Way|Liberalism]] - Damn, some of your supporters REALLY seem to have a crush on me. You wouldn't exactly qualify as a European nation, but you could maybe still join if you wanna I guess.
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**[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Pfft, umurumda değil. Never liked this "European family" bs anyway. Plus, the Balkans are of rightful Ottoman clay.[[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Pfft, umurumda değil. Never liked this "European family" bs anyway. Plus, the Balkans are of rightful Ottoman clay.[[File:RBubble.png]]


===Eurosceptics and Other Anti-Europeans===
===Hard Eurosceptics and Other Anti-Europeans===
*[[File:Euroscept.png]] [[Separatism#Euroscepticism|Euroscepticism]] - Garbage people who are trying to divide us.
*[[File:Euroscept.png]] [[Separatism#Euroscepticism|Euroscepticism]] - Garbage people who are trying to divide us.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] - The Russian threat! You are the true Fourth Reich! We stand with Ukraine! <s>We used to be somewhat friendly though.</s>
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] - The Russian threat! You are the true Fourth Reich! We stand with Ukraine! <s>We used to be somewhat friendly though.</s>
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*[[File:Faragism.png]] [[National Conservatism|Faragism]] - Cringe Brexit! Are you happy now?!
*[[File:Faragism.png]] [[National Conservatism|Faragism]] - Cringe Brexit! Are you happy now?!
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - I'm not the fourth Reich, you bigot!
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - I'm not the fourth Reich, you bigot!
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Similar to the two previous one above him. Stop saying that I'm a neo-marxist plot!
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Similar to the three previous one above him. Stop saying that I'm a neo-marxist plot!
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Bojoism]] - You apparently only backed Brexit in order to further your career- now both are in the gutter.
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Bojoism]] - You apparently only backed Brexit in order to further your career- now both are in the gutter.
*[[File:Orban.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism#Hungary|Orbanism]] - I can't wait for Hunexit to become real so I won't have to hear your whining anymore.
*[[File:Orban.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism#Hungary|Orbanism]] - I can't wait for Hunexit to become real so I won't have to hear your whining anymore.