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*[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - Not as based as Authcap as most of your followers such as Chiang Kai-shek were extremely anti-globalist and opposed my expansionist influence.
*[[File:Bernst.png]] [[Reformist Marxism]] - [[File:Bernstein.png]] Bernstein used to support me, but what do you mean with the enlightenment of the savages and fairer treatment for those among them who are educated enough? Not to mention [[File:JapCom.png]] Nosaka and his followers are utter morons.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You were always yapping about how I'm the bad guy, but at the same time, your later counterparts enforced Soviet Imperialism in Eastern Europe to crack down on reformist factions in case they succeed...I'm actually quite impressed. "Socialism In One Country" my ass. <s>Trotskyism is much better.</s>
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - "Permanent revolution", you say? Depends on what you mean. If you mean invading other countries then maybe it might be good...
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*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Okay, seriously? I despise the idea of lots of tiny states to conquer easily. That is the literal opposite of an empire.
*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism (Disambiguation)|Communists]] - You guys keep writing books demonizing me! I especially hated [[:w:Imperialism, the Highest State of Capitalism|Lenin's book]]. <s> At least some of your children [[File:Dengf.png]][[File:Brezhnev.png]][[File:JosephStalin.png]][[File:Khrusch.png]][[File:Trot.png]] are based.</s>
*[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - You [[:w:Korenizatsiya|handed the reigns over them to the locals]]? WHAAAAT??? And I'll never forget nor forgive how you denounced me in that goddamn book!
*[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism]] - '''They're savages! Savages! Barely even human, Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore, They're not like you and me, Which means they must be evil, We must sound the drums of war!''' Also, I have to give a cheers to my [[File:RCMP.png]]Mountie Friend for forcing you guys to be educated into the far superior British Culture! <ref> https://canadiandimension.com/articles/view/understanding-the-rcmps-role-in-residential-schooling </ref>
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] - What annoying yappers! They always complain that I'm the evil slayer of civilization and almost none of them can govern themselves right. Living proof that decolonization is always bad.<s>The Mali and Ethiopian Empires were actually pretty based though.</s><s>The Zulus were also quite a worthy enemy and Dessaline wasn't too bad at all.</s>
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