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*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
**[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Yeah... <s>I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
* [[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great. But Babylon was hell.▼
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - You never persecuted us, thank you.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)
=== Frenemies ===
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
*[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>▼
*[[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
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*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
*[[File:Altcentr.png]] [[Dead Centrism]] - If you can't decide whose child it is, I might as well cut it in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
▲*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great
=== Schmucks (Enemies)===
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - The Torah says everyone has a right to personal property, schmuck.
*[[File:bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - Socialist and you reject the return to Israel? May Hashem guide you back to truth, brother!
▲*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Deuteronomy 10:19 says we should love foreigners.
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us and our religion is still big. Where are the romans now?
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