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|aliases = Rule of the Least Abled <br> Idiocracy <br> Glue Eaterism <br> Rule of the Babies <br> [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] Rule of the Stupid <br> Incompetencism <br> Literally Mad World <br> Babyocracy <br> Retardocracy <br> Rule of the Worst <br> [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-Nerd Aktion <br> Family-Friendlycracy <br> Every Country's Goverment (According to [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]]) <br> Literally [Insert Opposing Political Belief] <br> Smooth Brainism |
|aliases = Rule of the Least Abled <br> Idiocracy <br> Glue Eaterism <br> Rule of the Babies <br> [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] Rule of the Stupid <br> Incompetencism <br> Literally Mad World <br> Babyocracy <br> Retardocracy <br> Rule of the Worst <br> [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-Nerd Aktion <br> Family-Friendlycracy <br> Every Country's Goverment (According to [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]]) <br> Literally [Insert Opposing Political Belief] <br> Smooth Brainism<br>[[file:FlatEarther.png]] Flat Eartherism <br> [[ File:Pseudoscience.png]] Pseudoscienceism <br> Guanajerismo <br>Literally Idiotic<br>🦬 Buffaloism (in [[File:Thailand.png]]Thailand)<br>🥣 Mangkuk (In [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Malaysia <br> Idiotism <br> r/okbuddyretardism<br>[[File:PCM.png]] r/Politicalcompassmemesism <br>People that i don't like-ism <br> Twój stary pijany<br> |
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Moronocracy<br>Retardat <br> Bimbominkia (In [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Italy) <br> |
Moronocracy<br>Retardat <br> Bimbominkia (In [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Italy) <br> |
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[[file:Prog.png|link=Progressivism]]/[[File:Scientocracy_Small.png|link=Scientocracy]]/{{Alias|Mediastocracy_flair.png|Mediacracy|[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|LITERALLY RIGHT-WING POPULISM]]}}<br> |
[[file:Prog.png|link=Progressivism]]/[[File:Scientocracy_Small.png|link=Scientocracy]]/{{Alias|Mediastocracy_flair.png|Mediacracy|[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|LITERALLY RIGHT-WING POPULISM]]}}<br> |
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{{Alias|StateathFedora.png|State Atheism|Literally [[File:Religious.png]] Theocracies}}<br> |
{{Alias|StateathFedora.png|State Atheism|Literally [[File:Religious.png]] Theocracies}}<br> |
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{{Alias|ML.png|Marxism-Leninism|[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Vaushism]]}}<br> |
{{Alias|ML.png|Marxism-Leninism|[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Vaushism]]}}<br> |
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[[File:Alt-shite.png]] Melvinshermen Thought <br> |
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{{Alias|Nation.png|Nationalism|[[File:Neighborstan.png]] Neighborstan}}<br> |
{{Alias|Nation.png|Nationalism|[[File:Neighborstan.png]] Neighborstan}}<br> |
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[[File:BandKid.png]] Band Kid <br> Stoopidhed <br>{{Alias|Reddit.png|reddit.com|[[File:Fortnite.png]] Fortnitecracy}}<br>Ralph Wiggum Thought <br> |
[[File:BandKid.png]] Band Kid <br> Stoopidhed <br>{{Alias|Reddit.png|reddit.com|[[File:Fortnite.png]] Fortnitecracy}}<br>Ralph Wiggum Thought <br> |
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Patrick Star Thought <br> |
Patrick Star Thought <br> |
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Valac Clara Thought <br> Leni Loud Thought <br> Pahom Model (from "Green elephant") |
Valac Clara Thought <br> Leni Loud Thought <br> Pahom Model (from "Green elephant") |
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<br><s> {{PCBA|Childism}}</s> |
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|alignments = [[File:Antcomp.png]] [[:Category:Fictional Ideologies|Fictional Ideologies]] <br> |
|alignments = [[File:Antcomp.png]] [[:Category:Fictional Ideologies|Fictional Ideologies]] <br> |
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[[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[Non-Quadrant]] (hated by almost everyone in it) |
[[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[Non-Quadrant]] (hated by almost everyone in it) |
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[[File:ComradeTrump.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|MAGA Communism]]<br>[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] |
[[File:ComradeTrump.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|MAGA Communism]]<br>[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] |
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*[[File:PCM.png]] '''PCMism''' {{Collapse| |
*[[File:PCM.png]] '''PCMism''' {{Collapse| |
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**[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] (The majority of users) |
**[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] (The majority of users) |
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhA2Zkhs0AE The World's Ugliest Music] |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhA2Zkhs0AE The World's Ugliest Music] |
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<small>''This list is <big>'''NOT'''</big> supposed to be for every political figure you hate, just ones infamous for '''general incompetence and/or anti-intellectualism'''.''</small><br> |
<small>''This list is <big>'''NOT'''</big> supposed to be for every political figure you hate, just ones infamous for '''general incompetence and/or anti-intellectualism'''(No Polcompball users allowed).''</small><br> |
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*[[file:Cball-EUDunce.png]] '''Dealand''' {{Collapse| |
*[[file:Cball-EUDunce.png]] '''Dealand''' {{Collapse| |
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**[[File:Nero.png]] [[Caesarism|Nero]] [[File:SPQR.png]] Asterix kicked u |
**[[File:Nero.png]] [[Caesarism|Nero]] [[File:SPQR.png]] Asterix kicked u |
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Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around. |
Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around. |
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Currently being practiced |
Currently being practiced in every country. Yes, even in [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOUR'''] country. |
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==Hiztury == |
==Hiztury == |
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====[[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bush<s>(mIZuNDarsEmaTIaD)</s>==== |
====[[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bush<s>(mIZuNDarsEmaTIaD)</s>==== |
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George W. Bush, aka "Dubya", was known for his many "Bushisms" as president. Bushisms are defined as unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, semantic and linguistic errors made by Bush often while speaking publicly. These Bushisms gave the impression that Bush was of low |
George W. Bush, aka "Dubya", was known for his many "Bushisms" as president. Bushisms are defined as unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, and semantic and linguistic errors made by Bush often while speaking publicly. These Bushisms gave the impression that Bush was of low intelligce and were often used to mock the president, especially by [[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Political Satirists]] such as [[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Jon Stewart]]. Some Bushisms include: |
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." |
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." |
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===[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa go clean toilet=== |
===[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa go clean toilet=== |
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W.I.P |
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====[[File:Kononowicz.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Krzysztof Kononowicz]] (<s>nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo</s>)==== |
====[[File:Kononowicz.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Krzysztof Kononowicz]] (<s>nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo</s>)==== |
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Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1VQwg6jxU and a corresponding campaign ad], in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Furthermore, he is known for burning the [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting [[File:Prog.png]] [[Progressivism|Robert Biedroń]] in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction and denying the existence of COVID pandemic. |
Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1VQwg6jxU and a corresponding campaign ad], in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Furthermore, he is known for burning the [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting [[File:Prog.png]] [[Progressivism|Robert Biedroń]] in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction and denying the existence of COVID pandemic. |
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W.I.P |
W.I.P |
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===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish |
===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish it's chewsday innit bruv=== |
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====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(nO tOtAlY rEdY)</s>==== |
====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(nO tOtAlY rEdY)</s>==== |
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The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them. |
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them. |
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====r/okbuddyretard ==== |
====r/okbuddyretard ==== |
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r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As |
r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As implied by the name, people there intentionally act like retarded kids, both in their posts (memes that mostly follow "caption on top, caption at the bottom" format with topics such as ur mom) and in the comment section, where emojis are commonly overused. |
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==Purzanaleti == |
==Purzanaleti == |
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The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/] this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit. |
The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/] this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit. |
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#Drah a bol. |
#Drah a bol. |
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#Drah a straype of light- |
#Drah a straype of light-gween. |
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#Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile. |
#Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile. |
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#Drah an Ω on the faice's forehed, also in light-gween. |
#Drah an Ω on the faice's forehed, also in light-gween. |
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#Drah (optiunaley tiltad) |
#Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eys. |
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#Drah a proppelar hat and ure done. |
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*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism|Twianguwar Chinese person]] [[File:3princ-col.png]] - yay! anodther cheese pirson! |
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism|Twianguwar Chinese person]] [[File:3princ-col.png]] - yay! anodther cheese pirson! |
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*[[File:Cballalt-Japan.png]] [[State Shinto|Awime guy]] - I wike awime UwU. |
*[[File:Cballalt-Japan.png]] [[State Shinto|Awime guy]] - I wike awime UwU. |
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*[[File:JapCom.png]] [[Japanese Communism|Awime tank guy]] - I wike tanks and awime. |
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*[[File:Meow_Zedong.png]] [[Maoism|Kitty dat say mao]] - haha kiddy say mao! i pet kitty. |
*[[File:Meow_Zedong.png]] [[Maoism|Kitty dat say mao]] - haha kiddy say mao! i pet kitty. |
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*[[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|Kitty dat scratch me]] - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :( |
*[[File: Ancom_Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|Kitty dat scratch me]] - ooo! another kitty! pwease don't scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :( |
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