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Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said ''"We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca"'' and said ''"When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens"'' ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMFX84cZpPM a meme remix about both lines]). Another remarkable speech was when she said ''"I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose"'' becoming one of the brands, along with "''We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal"''. In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.
Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said ''"We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca"'' and said ''"When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens"'' ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMFX84cZpPM a meme remix about both lines]). Another remarkable speech was when she said ''"I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose"'' becoming one of the brands, along with "''We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal"''. In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.


After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an [https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/07/21/politica/1437493991_798914.html approval of only 7.7%], the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup";
After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an [https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/07/21/politica/1437493991_798914.html approval of only 7.7%], the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup".


===[[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Welcome to Bolehland===
===[[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Welcome to Bolehland===
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Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since '''1979 (43 years)'''. Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, ([https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/02/12/politica/1423700885_880122.html carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging] <s>shamefully</s>) ethnocentrism <s> (why yes)</s> and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).
Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since '''1979 (43 years)'''. Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, ([https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/02/12/politica/1423700885_880122.html carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging] <s>shamefully</s>) ethnocentrism <s> (why yes)</s> and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).


===[[File:Cball-China.png]] Ching Cheng Hanji (69420+ sOcIal cREdItS)===
===[[File:Cball-China.png]] Ching Cheng Hanji===
Historically speaking, China had some unqualified rulers, usually near the end of the dynasty's lifespan. According to the Mandate of Heaven, if the ruler is very incompetent, he dooms his entire dynasty and a new, more competent dynasty replaces them.
Historically speaking, China had some unqualified rulers, usually near the end of the dynasty's lifespan. According to the Mandate of Heaven, if the ruler is very incompetent, he dooms his entire dynasty and a new, more competent dynasty replaces them.


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W.I.P
W.I.P


===[[File:Cball-Greece.png]] Debtland (pAy dEbTs rIgHt nOw oR ELsE...)===
===[[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Super Mario Land ===
W.I.P

===[[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Super Mario Land </s>(nInTeNdO nO sUe)</s>===
W.I.P


====[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Antonio Razzi <s>(pRoPieRtA dI BeRLuScOnNI)</s>====
====[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Antonio Razzi <s>(pRoPieRtA dI BeRLuScOnNI)</s>====
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===[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa go clean toilet===
===[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa go clean toilet===

W.I.P
====[[File:Kononowicz.png]] Krzysztof Kononowicz <s>(nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo)</s>====
====[[File:Kononowicz.png]] Krzysztof Kononowicz <s>(nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo)</s>====
Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1VQwg6jxU and a corresponding campaign ad], in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Since then his list of exploits and antics has included (and is not limited to) burning the [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting [[File:Biedroń.png]] [[Progressivism|Robert Biedroń]] in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ql3Oo9ZQc "beacuse Spring is..the spring, pleasure, happiness, honesty, trees are blooming, everything, fruits, apples, pears, plums, sweet cherries, cherries, mirabelles, sorrel, everything grows, pears, tomatoes, cucumbers, everything and vote for Spring the Party, beacuse it's very, very, the party is very honest and truthful of Ryszard Biedroń"]) and denying the existence of COVID pandemic.
Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1VQwg6jxU and a corresponding campaign ad], in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Since then his list of exploits and antics has included (and is not limited to) burning the [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting [[File:Biedroń.png]] [[Progressivism|Robert Biedroń]] in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ql3Oo9ZQc "beacuse Spring is..the spring, pleasure, happiness, honesty, trees are blooming, everything, fruits, apples, pears, plums, sweet cherries, cherries, mirabelles, sorrel, everything grows, pears, tomatoes, cucumbers, everything and vote for Spring the Party, beacuse it's very, very, the party is very honest and truthful of Ryszard Biedroń"]) and denying the existence of COVID pandemic.
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The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.


During the reign of Æthelred, England suffered from constant raids by the [[File:Cball-Denmark.png]] Danes. Æthelred, perhaps supported by the [[File:Cball-Normandy.png]] Normans as a result of his marriage with Emma of Normandy, issued an edict authorizing the killing of Danes living in England, thus demonstrating his intention to kill them all. King's plan was prepared in strict secrecy. On 13th of November, 1002, all the Danes living in England were mercilessly slaughtered, known as the St. Brice's Day massacre.
During the reign of Æthelred, England suffered from constant raids by the [[File:Cball-Denmark.png]] Danes. Æthelred, perhaps supported by the [[File:Cball-Normandy.png]] Normans as a result of his marriage with Emma of Normandy, issued an edict authorizing the killing of Danes living in England, thus demonstrating his intention to kill them all. King's plan was prepared in strict secrecy. On the 13th of November, 1002, all the Danes living in England were mercilessly slaughtered, known as the St. Brice's Day massacre.


====[[File:Plantagenet.png]] John Lackland <s>(aLl My LaNdS gOnE)</s>====
====[[File:Plantagenet.png]] John Lackland <s>(aLl My LaNdS gOnE)</s>====
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Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE [https://www.youtube.com/c/PoliticsJOE] [[File:YouTube.png]] Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher [https://twitter.com/louishenwood/status/1548047108363628548] only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crackdown on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when [[File:Starmer.png]] Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office.
Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE [https://www.youtube.com/c/PoliticsJOE] [[File:YouTube.png]] Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher [https://twitter.com/louishenwood/status/1548047108363628548] only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crackdown on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when [[File:Starmer.png]] Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office.


In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter, not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against [[File:Sunak.png]] Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her <s>rage-quit</s> resignation, lasting for a shorter time than lettuce [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/19/world/europe/liz-truss-lettuce-stream.html].
In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter, not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against [[File:Sunak.png]] Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her <s>rage-quit</s> resignation, [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/19/world/europe/liz-truss-lettuce-stream.html lasting for a shorter time than lettuce].


====[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Milo Yiannopoulos====
====[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Milo Yiannopoulos====
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Recently, he ran into legal issues when he released a response video to Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg after being insulted by the former, where he accidentally showed a pizza box belonging to a Romanian restaurant, confirming his location in Romania and leading to him and his brother being arrested by Romanian authorities in December of 2022.
Recently, he ran into legal issues when he released a response video to Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg after being insulted by the former, where he accidentally showed a pizza box belonging to a Romanian restaurant, confirming his location in Romania and leading to him and his brother being arrested by Romanian authorities in December of 2022.


===[[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Ged-day MAYT! Wellcum to ‘straya ===
===[[File:Cball-Australia.png]] G'day MAYT! Wellcum to ‘straya ===


====[[File:Albo.png]] Anthony Albanese <s>(wHyElL wHeRe fiTiNg iNfLaTiOn, dA lbRaLl pArti iZ fiTiNg cUlTur wOrs!)</s>====
====[[File:Albo.png]] Anthony Albanese <s>(wHyElL wHeRe fiTiNg iNfLaTiOn, dA lbRaLl pArti iZ fiTiNg cUlTur wOrs!)</s>====
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===[[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit===
===[[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit===

W.I.P
====[[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes <s>(aUtHrIgHt ChAd lIblEfT SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!) </s>====
====[[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes <s>(aUtHrIgHt ChAd lIblEfT SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!) </s>====
r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, ranging both from left-right and authoritarian-libertarian. While the content is usually harmless, since 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic, the subreddit has gained a lot of [[File:Alt-shite.png]] alt-lite members following a wave of bans across the website, which many believe has degraded the quality of its content.
r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, ranging both from left-right and authoritarian-libertarian. While the content is usually harmless, since 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic, the subreddit has gained a lot of [[File:Alt-shite.png]] alt-lite members following a wave of bans across the website, which many believe has degraded the quality of its content.
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*[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[Conservatism|Right Unity]] - Sometimes used to depict a stereotypical rightist, especially when comparing to a stereotypical leftist ([[File:Leftunity.png]] [[Socialism|Left Unity]]) in memes, usually in the form of Chad Soyjak meme format. May also be used to describe most right-populists, moderate nationalists or [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|neoconservatives]].
*[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[Conservatism|Right Unity]] - Sometimes used to depict a stereotypical rightist, especially when comparing to a stereotypical leftist ([[File:Leftunity.png]] [[Socialism|Left Unity]]) in memes, usually in the form of Chad Soyjak meme format. May also be used to describe most right-populists, moderate nationalists or [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|neoconservatives]].
*[[File:Offcompass.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Off-compass positions]] - used in the "me normally vs me when X" memes to depict user's reaction(s) towards a specific issue(s).
*[[File:Offcompass.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Off-compass positions]] - used in the "me normally vs me when X" memes to depict user's reaction(s) towards a specific issue(s).
* Unflaired are scum and should flair up <s>[https://www.reddit.com/user/--UNFLAIRED--/ with an exception of u/--UNFLAIRED--]</s>
* Unflaired are scum and should flair up.


====r/okbuddyretard====
====r/okbuddyretard====