Maoism: Difference between revisions

周恩来思想]] - A smart, old friend of mine. (Most of my modern followers wish you led the CPC)

*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|革命进步主义]] - BURN DOWN THE OLD WORLD, THOSE WHO GET IN THE WAY, AND CREATE A NEW ONE!! REVOLT MAKES TRUTH AND REVOLUTION MAKES RIGHTEOUS!!! (破旧立新，放眼世界；革命无罪，造反有理！)<ref>For a translation of this sentence, see: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ai4y1o72t/</ref>

*[[File:Floppa.png]] [[Primalism|Big Floppa]] - Caracals are known to catch birds out of the sky when jumping; too bad we didn't have those!

*[[File:Mspont.png]] [[Mao-Spontex|自发毛派]] - Oh yes, I remember the time when I was an anarchist... dark times...

*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|波尔布特主义]] - Inspired by me but HOLY SH*T STOP KILLING CHINESE PEOPLE! Also, killing too much ordinary people will make them be afraid of socialism. That being said, I still funded you against Vietnam and the Soviet imperialists.

*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|新保守主义]] - Thanks for helping me defeat the Japanese imperialists during WWII and turning your back on Chiang Kai-shek. But we had our disputes during the Cold War, especially regarding [[w:CIA Tibetan program|Tibet]]. Eventually, Zhou Enlai reached out to Kissinger, to set up our iconic meeting with Nixon so we could team up against the Soviets.

*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|胡志明思想]] - Sorry for betraying you earlier, comrade, but why did you support [[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism|him]]? Also, damn you Le Duan for purging pro-Chinese CPV members and committing genocide against Chinese minorities in Vietnam following the Sino-Soviet split!!!!

*[[File:RedGuard.png]] [[Ochlocracy|Red Guard]] - At first, you were dedicated to the Maoist cause. Eventually, you evolved into a mob of aggressive teens destroying things that weren't even reactionary! So, that's why I shut you down.

*[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBTQ+]] - I used to dislike you, but my modern adherents are kinda split on the issue of LGBT rights.

===走资派 (Capitalist Roaders)===

*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism|赫鲁晓夫主义<s>(玉米晓夫)</s>]] - F*ck you, Khrushchev! Social imperialist and revisionist scum who turned the USSR into a pseudo-socialist imperialist state.

*[[File:Brezhnev.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|勃列日涅夫主义<s>(苏勋宗)</s>]] - You too! You are just a [[File:Khrusch.png]] Khrushchevist without Khrushchev!

*[[File:Conservative.png]] [[Conservatism|保守主义]] - LMAO! Cultural Revolution go BRRRRRRRRR!

*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|保守社会主义]] - I don't care if you're on my side or don't like gays, you are a bourgeoisie socialist that wants to subjugate the masses! Anti-rightist campaign go brrrrrr.

*[[File:Jack Ma.png]] [[Corporatocracy|马云思想]] - Why do you even exist? I wish the western media reports about your so-called ”disappearance” were true you corporate fraudster.

*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism|种族主义]] - Racist garbage will be exterminated!!!

*[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism|自由主义]] - We must combat him! Cast away Illusions and prepare for struggle!

*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|资本主义]] - F*ck you, bourgeois scum!

*[[File:AgCap.png]] [[Agrarian Capitalism|农业资本主义]] - Kiss your farm goodbye. I'm turning it into a people's commune and sending your bourgeois ass to the reeducation camp.

*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|地主]] - Reactionary landlords, who oppress peasants shall be annihilated!

*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism|坏分子]] - Greedy bourgeoisie scum, who wants to make China a semi-capitalist state. (Sad, he achieved his goal)

*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism|帝国主义]] - You are the root of all evils along with the above. <s>But Tibet is rightful Chinese clay.</s>

*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism|日本帝国主义]] - Imperialist scum.

*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy|父权制]]、[[File:Chine.png]] [[Chinese_Theocracy|中国民间信仰]]、[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|大男子主义-]] Patriarchy and manosphere are idiotic ideologies. Women truly do hold up half the sky, and they are equal to men! The traditional Chinese system only allows wealthy elitists to get educated, and the intellectual elite controlled everything! Hence why, I tried to stop those reactionary aristocrats!

*[[File:Thaifash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|泰式法西斯主义]] - I may have had a hand in the [[w: Communist insurgency in Thailand|Communist insurgency in Thailand]].

*[[File:Buddhist Socialism.png]] [[Buddhist Socialism|佛教社会主义]] - Sorry, your fake "socialism" won't convince me. Your religious cringe is worthy enough for you to be <s>invaded</s> forcefully liberated. Oh, and the Dalai Lama isn't a Marxist, I don't care if he says he is.

*[[File:Confucianism.png]] {{PHB|Confucianism}} - Down with the so-called intellectuals! <s>Please ignore what Mao himself thought of Confucius in his early years and when he was dying)</s>)<ref>Mao himself had a good opinion of Confucius before he became China's leader, and considered Confucius a great man in the last years of his life.</ref>

*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|反社会者]] - Literally a proud rapist and murderer. You just earned yourself a trip to the Láogǎi Camp!

*[[File:AES.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|发达社会主义理论]] - Social imperialist Brezhnevite Soviet puppets and revisionists.

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