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Banana Man<br>
Agrarian Corporatocracy<br>
[[File:Banlib.png]] Banana Liberalism (Erroneously)<br>
[[File:Bancap.png]] Banana Capitalism (Erroneously)<br>
Fruit Capitalism (Erroneously)<br>
Neo-Colonialism <br>
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{{Info|Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity}} to {{Info|Authoritarian Right|AuthRight}}<br>
[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[RightUnity]] (often)<br>▼
|influences=
[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]]<br>
[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]<br>
[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]]<br>
[[File:Republicanismpix.png]] [[Republicanism]]<br>
[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]]<br>
[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]]<br>
|likes=
🍌 Bananas<br>
The United Fruit Company<br>
|dislikes=Communism<br>▼
<s>[[File:Slavery.png]] Slavery</s><br>
[[File:Antiimp.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Imperialism|Anti-Imperialist guerrillas}}<br>
[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism|Liberals]]<br>
[[File:Property.png]] [[Propertarianism|Private property rights]] (Except for the elite)<br>
[[File:Equality.png]] Egalitarianism<br>
[[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism (Disambiguation)|Communism]]<br>
[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]]
|theorists=[[File:PanAmer.png]] '''Americas''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:McKinley.png]] [[Imperialism|William McKinley]] (1843-1901) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Sam Zemurray]] (1877-1961) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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|examples=*[[File:Cball-Guatemala.png]] {{PBW|Guatemalaball|Guatemala}}
*[[File:Cball-Honduras.png]] {{PBW|Hondurasball|Honduras}}
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhwfwZhYfJs Hey Mr DJ - Lets Go Bananas]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDOI24RRAE Chiquita Banana Commercial]
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{{Quote|quote="The Fruit Company, Inc.<br>
Reserved for itself the most succulent,<br>
The central coast of my own land,<br>
The delicate waist of the Americas."
|speaker=[[File:CommunistPartyOfChile.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Pablo Neruda]]
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'''Banana Republicanism''' is an ideology where a whole country's economy depends on upon the exportation of a limited-resource product, such as bananas or minerals. The country is lead by a de facto ruling class who hold control over the main export by exploitation of labor of the nation then there is an impoverished middle class who collect the product. Thus, the term ''banana republic'' is a pejorative descriptor for a servile [[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] that abets and supports, for kickbacks, the exploitation of large-scale plantation agriculture, especially banana cultivation.
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==Relationships==
===Friends===
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] -
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - My father who I learned a lot from!
*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Rule by the rich? Based!
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - I wouldn't be here without him!
*[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]] - I used him a lot to help me stay in power.
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - My economic system and his are very similar!
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - Keep on making me those bananas!
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*[[File:AgCap.png]] [[Agrarian Capitalism]] - Based, but make sure not to let too much power of business fall into the hands of the lower class!
▲*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - System government controlled by corporations? IT'S LITERALLY ME! BASED!
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*[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]] - He has an incredible class system!
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Also me!
*[[File:Republicanismpix.png|frameless]] [[Republicanism]] - Father who obsesses with his enmity of monarchism.
*<s>[[File:Slavery.png]] Slavery - If only I could make the lower classes be banana-harvesting slaves, society would be perfect!</s>
===Frenemies===
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Private property for me, not for thee! Be more like [[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism|him]].
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - I only care about him if I can mess with his elections so candidates will like me.
*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism]] - He's a great banana buddy, but a filthy anti-capitalist anarchist too.
*[[File:Kirch.png]] [[Peronism#Kirchnerism|Kirchnerism]] - Too friendly with commies and for some reason a hater of oligarchies and dictators, but I heard my name used to describe Argentina under his presidencies, so he must be doing something right.
*[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Dumb kid who makes weird jokes about bananas. Sometimes I give him some bananas out of pity. <s> Maybe we can revive child labour. </s>
*[[File:Hmind.png]] <s> [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - Too extreme, but Felonious Gru was based and epok thought.</s>
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Rule by the rich and hating p**rs are based but monarchy is cringe.
===Enemies===
*[[File:Monsoc.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - I always knew there was something fishy about monarchs, death to tyrants! <s> Except if it's my tyranny... </s>
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - Weird savage who likes to try and steal my bananas!
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Fithy p**r who wants to steal my bananas!
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - The above but worse!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] -
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - An anarchist AND a communist. Probably my worst enemy.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism]] -
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