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*[[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]] - Yeah, more libertarian economies!
*[[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]] - Yeah, more libertarian economies!
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Most successful form of me and controller of the Overton Window.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Most successful form of me and controller of the Overton Window.
*[[File:Yellow Unionism.png]] [[Yellow Socialism|Yellow Unionism]] - The only trade unions that I like.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Like Social Democracy but without its issues. Still a bit too regulationist but we can look past that.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Like Social Democracy but without its issues. Still a bit too regulationist but we can look past that.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] & [[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - Make war, buy guns. Also keep up by stopping commies from rising to power!
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] & [[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - Make war, buy guns. Also keep up by stopping commies from rising to power!
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*[[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] - Increases my client base ensuring higher profit margins.
*[[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] - Increases my client base ensuring higher profit margins.
*[[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy]] - I aspire to be like you.
*[[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy]] - I aspire to be like you.
*[[File:Yellow Unionism.png]] [[Yellow Socialism|Yellow Unionism]] - The only trade unions that I like.
*[[File:Calvinist Theocracy.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy|Calvinist Theocracy]] - [[w:The_Protestant_Ethic_and_the_Spirit_of_Capitalism|The best religion!]]
*[[File:Calvinist Theocracy.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy|Calvinist Theocracy]] - [[w:The_Protestant_Ethic_and_the_Spirit_of_Capitalism|The best religion!]]
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Thatcherism]] - Best British politician.
*[[File:Thatcher.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Thatcherism]] - Best British politician.
*[[File:Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Main helicopters importer and crusher of commie dreams.
*[[File:Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Main helicopter importer and crusher of commie dreams.
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - Capitalism is why South Korea is more prosperous than the North!
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - Capitalism is why South Korea is more prosperous than the North!


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===Slowpowkers===
===Slowpowkers===
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Lazy janitor. Why don't you want to work?! Back in the factory, now! <s>I knew I shouldn't have gone over to his New Year's Party, otherwise we wouldn't have had [[File:Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism|him]].</s>
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Lazy janitor. Why don't you want to work?! Back in the factory, now! <s>I knew I shouldn't have gone over to his New Year's Party, otherwise we wouldn't have had [[File:Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism|him]].</s>
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Yeah, nice try.
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] & [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism]] - STOP IT WITH THE DAMNED UNIONS!
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] & [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism]] - STOP IT WITH THE DAMNED UNIONS!
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - The only right-winger I completely hate. You had your day, now it's our turn.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Yeah, nice try.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You're nothing but a failure. Yet for some reason you're popular with college kids.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You're nothing but a failure. Yet for some reason you're popular with college kids.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Racist commie.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Racist commie.
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*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - Capitalism is good, actually. Did you have all this prosperity during the middle ages? Didn't think so.
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - Capitalism is good, actually. Did you have all this prosperity during the middle ages? Didn't think so.
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - Imagine believing that there exists some inherent value in life which isn't material. Try buying a car with "grace" and "virtue". <s> Nihilist capitalism is redundant then.</s>
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - Imagine believing that there exists some inherent value in life which isn't material. Try buying a car with "grace" and "virtue". <s> Nihilist capitalism is redundant then.</s>
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - The only right-winger I completely hate. You had your day, now it's our turn.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Quit rebranding yourselves as a filthy red!
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Quit rebranding yourselves as a filthy red!
*[[File:Sorelia.png]] [[National Syndicalism]] - You're just corporatism but farther left.
*[[File:Sorelia.png]] [[National Syndicalism]] - You're just corporatism but farther left.