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===Tyrants===
===Tyrants===
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - '''1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!''' [[File:Revlib.png]]
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - '''1848 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!''' [[File:Revlib.png]]
*[[File:Monarcho-Fascism.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism]] - '''SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! [[File:Revlib.png]]
*[[File:Monarcho-Fascism.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism]] - '''SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! [[File:Revlib.png]]

*[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism]] - Tool of the above.
*[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism]] - Tool of the above.
*[[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - Life, Liberty and '''Property!''' <s>But Chomsky is based</s>
*[[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - Life, Liberty and '''Property!'''
*[[File:Enlightmon.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism]] - Ok, what the actual fuck?
*[[File:Enlightmon.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism]] - Ok, what the actual fuck?
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - We need Free Trade!
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - We need Free Trade!
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - Delusional populist.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - Delusional populist.
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Why on Earth are you attacking me all the time?
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Why on Earth are you attacking me all the time?
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - He keeps calling me the "reactionary status quo" but look at me kicking monarchist ass over here!
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - He keeps calling me the "reactionary status quo" but look at me kicking absolutist ass over here!
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - Why on Earth would you reject the Enlightenment!?
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - Why on Earth would you reject the Enlightenment!?
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Will never work.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Will never work.
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*[[File:Babouvism.png]] [[Babouvism]] - The seed of the communist evil!
*[[File:Babouvism.png]] [[Babouvism]] - The seed of the communist evil!
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - My archenemy in modern days.
*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - My archenemy in modern days.
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "Tally ho lads" the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


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