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[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] (Erroneously)<br>
[[File:Shellism.png]] Shellism<br>
[[File:Sisolak.png]] Steve Sisolak ThoughtSisolakism<br>
[[Protectionism|Nintendoism]]<br>
Metaverseism<br>
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<s>Proto-Fordism</s><br>
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{{Info|alignments=Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity}}to {{Info|Authoritarian Right|AuthRight}}<ref>A corporatocracy can be viewed as a mix of statist and liberal economics. Private property rights are respected for big business owners, but not for their smaller competitors.</ref><br>
{{Info|Capitalists}}<br>
[[File:Cultcenter.png]] [[:Category:Cultural Center|{{Color|#8BC34A|'''Culturally variable'''}} {{Color|#9D22B2|'''based on business'''}}]]<br>
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*[[File:MagicPT.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Ronald Lauder]] (1944-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:LibZion.png]] [[Zionism|Haim Saban]] (1944-) [[File:Zio.png]] Israel/[[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:Blump.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Donald "Get him the hell out of here" Trump]] (1946-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
*[[File:SebastianPiñera.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Sebastián Piñera]] (1949-) [[File:Cball-Chile.png]] {{PBW|Chileball|Chile}}
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Allen Stanford]] (1950-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] {{PBW|USAball|USA}}
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*[[File:Anticommunism.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Communism}}
*[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]]
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] (Some)
*[[File:Cultural_Nationalism.png]] [[Cultural Nationalism]]
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]
*[[File:Captrans.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Techno-Capitalism]]
*[[File:MilStratoHelm.png]] [[Stratocracy|Militarism]]
*[[File:Pan-Koreanism.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Koreanism]]
*[[File:Modnat.png]] [[Patriotism]]
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[[File:Ricardosoc.png]] [[Ricardian Socialism|Arturo Labriola Thought]]<br>
[[File:Banana Republicanism.png]] [[Banana Republicanism]]<br>[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]]<br>
[[File:Đổi Mới.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|Đổi Mới]]<br>
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{{Quote|
quote="Business is a full partner with government. Our interests and objectives are aligned around prosperity. We look forward to business leaders increasingly taking the lead in pushing for improvements to the business climate. Collaboration and partnerships between businesses is equally crucial because our economies are increasingly interconnected."
|speaker=[[File:AuthcapPaulKagame.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Paul Kagame]]
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'''Corporatocracy''' also called '''Corpocracy''', '''Crony Capitalism''', '''Monopoly Capitalism''', '''Lemon Socialism''', '''Cronyism''', '''Supercapitalism''' and '''Socialism for the Rich''' is an economic system in which the state intervenes within the economy for the benefit of the profit of a select number for corporations, especially in the context of squashing competition.
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===[[File:Shellism.png]] Shellism===
 
Shellism, Shell model, or more appropriately, Shell Neo-Imperialism, is based on the Shell PLC (formerly Royal Dutch Shell PLC), a super-major oil giant, and its subjugation of [[File:Cball-Nigeria.png]] Nigeria. The basis of its beliefs would involve securing hegemony over a country through constant bribery towards its government and national military, controlling and operating the oil via its oil extraction infrastructure and distribution networks, and spreading propaganda to pacify the population and sway public opinion to hide the several atrocities committed there, including the aforementioned corruption and bribery, bribed military operations to suppress anyone there from spreading awareness and fighting for genuine change, and the several thousand oil spills resulting in the poisoning of Nigeria's water supply and environment that were denied responsibility of shell and were instead blamed on terrorists.
 
===[[File:Amazon.png]] Bezosism/Amazonism===
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Bezosism, Amazonism or Amazonization, is based on the relationship between Jeff Bezos and his company [[File:Amazon.png]] Amazon, with the [[File:Cball-US.png]] American government. It is the driest form of Corporatocracy, preaching that the only state interference in the economy is to give subsidies and forgive some deregulation of private companies, among others.
 
===[[File:Sisolak.png]] SteveSisolakism Sisolak Thought===
 
Steve Sisolak thoughtSisolakism believes that local governments should be run by tech companies. He believes that by letting tech companies do local governance, economic development and advances in technology would accelerate.
 
==Personality==
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*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - You were way more based in the past but I suppose we can still do business.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF FIAT! Your wars are making me big money as well.
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism]] - Yeah, I totally care about the environment!
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - You get me! <s>Sorry that I have to pull out of Russia in order to protect my profits.</s>
**[[File:{{Alias|Klep.png]] - [[|File:LBubbleKlep.png]]|Yeah? And how did that work out for you! Putin nationalised everything you had there![[File:RBubble.png]]}}
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Your policies are good for PR. <s>The only downside is we can't market to conservatives anymore.</s>
**[[File:{{Alias|Statlib.png]] [[|File:LBubbleStatlib.png]]|Conservatives? I'm beheading them right now. Don't try marketing to them, or else.[[File:RBubble.png]]}}
*[[File:Neocam.png]] [[Neocameralism]] - A state run like a company is the best idea ever.
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - I give you ad money, and you do some positive PR for me, deal?
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*[[File:Illum.png]] [[Illuminatism]] - What happens in boardrooms, stays in boardrooms.
*[[File:Optim.png]] [[Optimateism]] and [[File:Senat.png]] [[Senatorialism]] - Your ancient management tactics are great even now!
*[[File:Cybercr.png]] [[Cyberocracy]] - Eventually we will fully replace our labor force with robots. Building 1 billion robots is BASED. <ref> Elon Musk expects 1 billion humanoid robots by 2040s https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/elon-musk-expects-1-billion-humanoid-robots-by-2040s/amp_articleshow/107059870.cms </ref> <s> I know that I am paving the way for a technological singularity, and I am proud of it. </s>
**[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism]] - Now that’s what I’m talking about! Gladden is one of the greatest theorists!
 
===Customers===
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*[[File:Protect.png]] [[Protectionism]] - Removes foreign competitors but prevents my expansion abroad.
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You are so close to perfection, but when will you understand that racism and homophobia are both bad for business?
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism]] - Yeah,Why Idoes totallyyour family and you hate me so much? I care about the environment so much that i made green cars! :(
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - You were a useful idiot during the colonial era who justified the Congo Free State and company rule in India, but now you're bad for PR so I will pretend to hate you.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Overall profitable, but you later dismantled the Dutch East India Company and the British East India Company.
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*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - '''I am you''' and '''you are me'''. Quit denying it!
*[[File:Austrobert.png]] [[Austrian School]] - No matter how much you claim to despise me, your laissez-faire system is based because it gives me '''UNLIMITED POWAR'''. <s>Please ignore corporate welfare.</s>
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Filthy p**r-loving lefto- Oh wait, Denmark is one of the most business-friendly places.
 
===Competitors===
*[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] - WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME!!! <s>Though forcing customers to comply is kinda based.</s>
*[[File:NatProg.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - STOP BUSTING MY TRUSTS! PROGTARD!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - STOP SHARING THE WEALTH! COMMIE!
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - STOP DOING THOSE TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME! HYPOCRITE!
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - STOP GOING ON STRIKE! COMMIE!
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - STOP PROTESTING! PEASANT!
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - STAY AWAY FROM MY TAX MONEY! COMMIE!
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - What do you mean you don't want an economy regulated in favor of large corporations you cuck?!!!
*[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism]] - I will collect your private information as I please.
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*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - Wants to end copyright. There were no original ideas before 1710.
*[[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism]] - I need to protect my mon... I mean, artists. Also, don’t take my NFTs.
*[[File:NatProg.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - STOP BUSTING MY TRUSTS! PROGTARD!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - STOP SHARING THE WEALTH! COMMIE!
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - STOP DOING THOSE TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME! HYPOCRITE!
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - STOP GOING ON STRIKE! COMMIE!
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - STOP PROTESTING! PEASANT!
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - STAY AWAY FROM MY TAX MONEY! COMMIE!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Stop breaking copyright, stealing my money and products and trying to kill bosses! Time to call the Pinkertons!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - HOW did this person get our products freely without paying anything? Stealing? Not likely - our security guards and video cameras never caught this person.
*[[File:Christsoc.png]] [[Christian Socialism]] - *hissing*
*[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - I fear no man... But THAT THING... It scares me... but your [[File:Hmind cap.png]] Your capitalist brother is perfection, btwperfect.
*[[File:Lysnoir.png]] [[Lys Noir]] - I’m inevitable. Cope bitch.
*[[List of Ideologies|Almost everyone else]] - Thinks lobbying is bad!
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===Videos===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7Bmew6Nlg The One Political Issue That Unites All of Us] by [[File:GeorgistMrbeat.png]] [[Georgism|Mr Beat]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJXOQ9fUIdA Why Some Capitalists are the Worst Enemies of Capitalism] by [[File:Libertarian Capitalism.png]] [[Libertarianism|John Stossel]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsTKAqHwj0s Freeloaders: The Wealthy] by [[File:Libertarian Capitalism.png]] [[Libertarianism|John Stossel]]
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