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|caption = "DEUS VULT!!"
|aliases =
Deus-Vult-ism<br>
Crusader States Model<br>
[[File:Templar.png]] Knight's Templar <br>
[[File:OrderofMalta.png]] Knights Hospitaller<br>
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<s>[[File:ChristKahan.png]] Christian Kahanism</s> <br>
<s>[[File:NeoCrusadism.png]] Proto-Neoconservatism</s><br>
<s>Crusader Occupied Government</s><ref>Monarchs like Richard Lionheart expended national treasuries on the defense of the foreign, crusader states at the cost of his own holdings, England and Aquitaine.</ref><br>
[[File:Crusader2.png]] Catholic Stratocracy<br>
[[File:Crusader2.png]] Military Order<br>
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[[File:Caudillo.png]] [[Caudillismo]] <br>
[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]]<br>
[[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism]]<br>
[[File:Bankocracy.png]] [[Financialism]]<br>
|song =[https://youtu.be/RQZIKsaSzQ4 Les Terres Saintes] <br>
[https://youtu.be/sLr1GZ5oI2Y Le Roi Louis]<br>
[https://youtu.be/rbjFZuHA008?si=ui-fwT9LaBgs5Ypk Chevalier, Mult Estes Guariz]<br>
[https://youtu.be/rTZYgPKP_ag Imperator Rex Graecorum] <br>
[https://youtu.be/gtbbIB776ks SABATON - The Last Stand] (falsely attributed) <br>
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[https://youtu.be/5D2jyuJaSAU Die Eisenfaust am Lanzenschaft]<br>
[https://youtu.be/ebk877L4DeU Globus - Preliator]<br>
[https://youtu.be/MnDJOm1J_Vk Sandal Maker] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiPPhKrIkQ&t=363s Farya Faraji feat. The Skaldic Bard - The Crusader] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM Battle on the Ice]
|likes =
God Almighty <br>
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|theorists=
*[[File:Heraclius.png]] [[Byzantine Model|Heraclius]] (575-641) [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] Byzantine Empire
*[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Pope Urban II]] (1035-1099) [[File:CapetDynasty.png]] {{PBW|Franceball|Kingdom of France}}
*[[File:AlexiosKomnenos.png]] [[Byzantine Model|Alexios Komnenos]] (1057 – 1118) [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] Byzantine Empire
*[[File:RichardLionheart.png]] [[Feudalism|Richard Lionheart]] (1157 - 1199) [[File:Plantagenet.png]] {{PBW|Englandball|Kingdom of England}}
*[[File:BaldwinTheLeper.png]] [[Monarchism|Baldwin IV]] (1161-1185) [[File:Cball-King-Jerusalem.png]] Kingdom of Jerusalem
*[[File:StLouis.png]] [[Monarchism|Saint Louis IX]] (1226-1270) [[File:CapetDynasty.png]] {{PBW|Franceball|Kingdom of France}}
|examples=
*[[File:Cball-State_Teutonic.png]] State of the Teutonic Order
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*[[File:Edessa.png]] County of Edessa
*[[File:Antioch.png]] Principality of Antioch
*[[File:OrderofMalta.png]] Sovereign Military Order of {{PBW|Maltaball|Malta}}
|sub=
[[File:BaldwinTheLeper.png]] '''Leper King ThoughtKingism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]]
*[[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] [[Byzantine Model]]
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*[[File:Crusader2.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
}}
|school =
|variants=
[[File:OrderofMalta.png]] '''Knights Hospitaller Model''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:CathSocial.png]] [[Catholic_Theocracy#Catholic_Social_Teaching|Catholic Social Teachings]]
*[[File:Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy]]
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*[[File:Crusader2.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
}}
[[File:Templar.png]] '''Knights Templar Model''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:CathSocial.png]] [[Catholic_Theocracy#Catholic_Social_Teaching|Catholic Social Teachings]]
*[[File:Bankocracy.png]] [[Financialism]]
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*[[File:Crusader2.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
}}
[[File:Teutonic OrderRichardLionheart.png]] '''Teutonic Order ModelLionheartism''' {{Collapse|
}}
[[File:Teutonic Order.png]] '''Teutonic Order''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Anti-Pagan.png]] Anti-Paganism<br>
*[[File:Russophobia.png]] Anti-Russian/Anti-Orthodox sentiment
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*[[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism]]
}}
[[File:StLouis.png]] '''Saint Louis ThoughtLouisism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]]
*[[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy]]
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*[[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism]] - My heir in the modern day!
*[[File:Nooc.png]] [[Noocracy]] - Baldwin the Leper was the best of my ranks, and I still weep that he was taken so soon.
*[[File:OutremerCulture.png]] [[Interculturalism]] - The Outremer united all of Christendom, continental, and converts into one realm!
*[[File:Bankocracy.png]] [[Financialism]] - The world's first international financial institution werewas the Knights Templar.
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - I built hospitals, leper colonies and established regular patrols of roads all to protect the empoverished faithful.
*[[File:Caudillo.png]] [[Caudillismo]] - I have nothing but respect for all who fought in the Reconquista and the Catholic Monarchs, Isabella and Ferdinand.
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===Mixed===
*[[File:ProtTheo.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy]] - You are a heretic and caused a schism within Christendom that cannot easily be forgiven; but you have spread the Word of Christ to many unexplored corners of the world. <s>And for some reason a lot of your radical followers take my aesthetics</s>
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Treat your peasants well and remember who the King of Kings is, and we will have no problems. That being said, I could not reasonably adopt you in my realm because I am afraid that Manorialism doesn't work in the deserts.
*[[File:Cfash.png]] [[Clerical Fascism]] - You are strange and often not as Christian as I would hope; you also use my aesthetics too much.
*[[File:Christsoc.png]] [[Christian Socialism]] - I thank you for keeping the peasants on the straight and narrow, but you're too peaceful! That won't help us take back the Holy Land.
*[[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]] and [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] [[Byzantine Model]] - You called for a rescue against the Seljuks and then you stabbed us in the back in the 3rd. We do regret the 4th crusade due to the outcome but you brought it upon thyself with your Byzantine politics and diplomacy.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - I appreciate your support, but please refrain from calling the subjects of the Outremer sandni**ers, you insult even those we have converted. Faith over blood.
*[[File:ReactNeocon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Reactionary Neoconservatism]] - [https://www.businessinsider.com/this-whole-line-of-infidel-gear-cant-be-helping-international-relations-in-afghanistan-2012-3 Pork eating crusader patches on american troops are a very nice gesture] but that doesn't change the fact your masters fight for liberal secularism.
*[[File:Ochlo.png]] [[Ochlocracy]] - A crowd fighting for Christ can very quickly make a God-pleasing deed diabolical. <s> Thank you for distracting the TurkishSeljuk Sultan from our campaign with your worthlessness! </s>
*[[File:Pacfem-1.png]] [[Pacifist Feminism]] - BURN THE WI-witch... no I can't do that. You haven't done anything wrong yet. I can't kill innocent children if I can help it.
*[[File:European_Federalism.png]] [[European Federalism]] - Oh how far has Chrisandom fallen from it'sits glory days, you will never unite Europe without God, learn from your founders and those who came before, like Charlemagne and myselfme.
*[[File:Ochlo.png]] [[Ochlocracy]] - A crowd fighting for Christ can very quickly make a God-pleasing deed diabolical. <s> Thank you for distracting the Turkish Sultan from our campaign with your worthlessness! </s>
*[[File:European_Federalism.png]] [[European Federalism]] - Oh how far has Chrisandom fallen from it's glory days, you will never unite Europe without God, learn from your founders and those who came before, like Charlemagne and myself.
 
===Enemies of the Cross===
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*[[File:Islamic_Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - DEUS VULT HERETIC!
*[[File:Shinto-alt.png]] [[State Shinto]] - <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Aykv_2e3lI Son, NO ANIME]</s> SHIMABARA!! NEVER FORGET!!
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - You wish to destroy Christianity!? HAVE AT THEE! <s>Even though you like me for some reason. Oh and theThe Albigensian Crusade was completely justified as gnosticism is one of the worst heresies! <s>Even though you like me for some reason.</s>
*[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy]] - Sure, I conquer foreign lands, I promote by military prowess but I fight to protect the innocents, the pilgrims, and the holy land! What happened to blessed are the meek?
*[[File:Secular.png]] [[Secularism]] - Separate the church and state? How about I separate your body and head?!
*[[File:Stateath.png]] [[State Atheism]] - I will skin you alive!
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism]] - The horse in question can't stand the desert heat!
*[[File:Cball-Veneto.png]] [[Patchwork|Venetians]] - FUCKDAMN YOU DANDOLO! TREACHEROUS SWINE, '''THE REASON THE FOURTH CRUSADE WENT SO BADLY WAS YOU!'''
*[[File:Positive Christianity.png]] [[Positive Christianity]] - THOU SHAN'T DISGUISE THYSELF AS A BELIEVER, HERETIC! F*ckMay Prokofiev and Eisenstein be dammed for painting me as this heretic. <s>We both agree on Jews though</s>
*[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] - Pagan scumheathen! CONVERT OR DIE!
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - We will never forget how you betrayed Christ!
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Soytanic Theocracy]] - Which one of your eyes do you prefer?
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Bloody JEWS Took the Holy Land from us! You can't even take Gaza for God's sake, even with all the millitary support in the world, at least when I lose it's outnumbered.
 
==Further Information==
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*[[w:Military order (religious society)|Military order]]
*[[w:Deus vult|Deus vult]]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_Hospitaller Knights Hospitaller]
 
==Gallery==
===ComicsPortraits===
<gallery widths="185">
Crusadism-Jedpilled-Portrait.png|By [[Community:Based And Jedpilled|Based And Jedpilled]]
Tbqopj7m98a61.png|u/gravitypressure [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/ktj3iz/clusterfuck_crusades/ Source]
Crusader.png|Portrait 1
043zj5t9h7p61.png|u/Daarekistelemmet [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/md36cu/calling_in_an_expert/ Source]
Crusaderism art.png|Portrait 2
</gallery>
 
===PortraitsComics and Artwork===
<gallery widths="185">
Crusader.png|Portrait 1
Crusaderism art.png|Portrait 2
Theocompass.png|"Theocracies compass" By [[Community:Spade|Spade]]
Rxd0ezmm11q61.png|By u/flagellum_dei_, [https://www.reddit.com/r/polcompballart/comments/mfyqf9/polcompball_and_the_holy_grail_starring/ Source]
Tbqopj7m98a61.png|u/gravitypressure [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/ktj3iz/clusterfuck_crusades/ Source]
043zj5t9h7p61.png|u/Daarekistelemmet [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/md36cu/calling_in_an_expert/ Source]
</gallery>
 
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