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===Gjysmë-revizionistë===
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - You were a good comrade of mine and I helped you kick out [[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism|The ROC]] from the UN but I later denounced you for befriending those reactionary capitalist imperialist [[File:Nixon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Nixon]].
*[[Black Nationalism]] - The [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Black Panthers]] and [[Islamic Socialism|Malcolm X]] were based! Some of your variants though are very capitalist and some even [[National Capitalism|like him]]?
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You’re a fellow admirer of Stalin, and initially spoke out against revisionism. But why the hell did you stay neutral when I stood up against [[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism|him]]!? Another thing, why do you think [[File:ML-Alt.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] is now “obsolete”?
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] - I supported you against [[File:polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Pol Pot]] and you were based at first but you later chose the USSR over China. The Doi Moi reforms made everything just as worse.
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*[[File:Sep.png]] [[Separatism|Kosovo Liberation Army]] - I sympathized for you and even sent you aid, but you became Western imperialist puppet later on.
*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - I support you in Turkey and Syria against [[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism|that fascist]]. Even though you abandoned Marxism-Leninism.
*[[Guevarism]] - Ooooh, I like your revolt tactics! WAIT WHY DO YOU HANG OUT WITH REVISIONIST [[National Communism|CASTRO]] THOUGH!
===Revizionistë===
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*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - REVISIONIST!
*[[File:MLM-Alt.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism–Maoism|Marxism-Leninism-Maoism]] - STOP CALLING ME A DOGMATO-REVISIONIST, YOU REVISIONISTS!
*[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] and [[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - I like to call you revisionists but you didn’t call yourself
*[[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Italian Left Communism]] - I'm not a revisionist! You're the revisionist!
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Same as above.
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===Armiqtë===
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[:Category:Capitalists|Any kind of Capitalism]] - Capital breaks my walls!
*[[File: Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - "The bourgeoisie has its own ideology - so-called liberalism. The
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - You and Tito are the reason why I have to build so many bunkers in Albania.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - You're the fucking worst, even when you pretend to be a socialist.
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - Die. And stay dead.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Fake Socialist!
*[[Orthodox Theocracy|Eastern Orthodox Theocracy]] - I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR REACTIONARY FANATICS! ONE DAY I WILL FLOOD YOUR STUPID MT. ATHOS FULL OF WOMEN JUST TO SPITE YOU!!!!
*[[File: Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - Extremely reactionary religion! I
*[[File:Jihad(Bloody).png]] [[Jihadism]] - Awwwwwwwww, is the little reactionary theocrat triggered because the working class have overthrown misogyny and religious bullshit in Albania? Well too bad bitch!
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - LOL. I kicked "King" Zog I's reactionary ass out of the country and banned him from coming back!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] and [[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Hoxha blew the fuck out of you in World War 2 without any foreign troops!
*[[Monarcho-Fascism|Monarcho - Fascism]] - Worst ideology ever.
*[[Monarcho-Capitalism|Monarcho - Capitalism]] - Nevermind, this reactionary scumbag is.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - Bourgeois Nationalist!
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Typical AmeriKKKan racist filth and enemy of the
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - Fascist fuck and imperialist puppet. You are an enemy of the workers of Korea.
*[[Liberal Feminism]] - I have liberated women, encouraged them to get jobs, and advanced their quality of life, what have you done? Oppressed minorities in foreign nations with imperialistic capitalism?
*[[Patriarchy]] - I squashed you, something western liberals cannot do!
*[[Manosphere]], [[Alt-Right|Alt - Right]], [[Alt-Lite|Alt - Lite]] - What is wrong with the kids these days?
*[[File:Alia.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Ramiz Alia Thought]] - Traitor!! You ruined everything I built! <sub>and my bunkers too</sub>
*[[File:SaliBerisha.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Berishaism]] - You continued the ruination of Albania!!
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