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Illuminism<br>▼
Cryptocolonialism<br>
[[File:EnlightOligarchy.png]] Enlightened Oligarchy<br>▼
[[File:Oligarchy-Steroids.png]] Oligarchy on steroids<br>▼
[[File:DeepState.png]] The Deep State<br>
[[File:CapBlanqui.png]] Right-Blanqiusm<br>
Trilluminati<br>
▲Illuminism<br>
[[file:NWO-Icon.png]] New World Order Model<br>
Literally ZOG<br>
▲Reptilians and Archons<br>
▲[[File:EnlightOligarchy.png]] Enlightened Oligarchy<br>
▲Enlightened Obscurantism <br>
▲[[File:Oligarchy-Steroids.png]] Oligarchy on steroids<br>
La Communauté que vous connaissez bien (by French Anti-NWO)<br>
[[File:PRI.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Grupo Atlacomulco]] (
Shadow Council (In Stellaris)<br>
Majestic 12 (Deus Ex)
[[File:UNHelm.png]] [[World Federalism|United Nations]] Global Occult Coalition Council of 108 (SCP Foundation)
▲[[File:DeepState.png]] Deep State<br>
▲[[File:UNHelm.png]] [[World Federalism|United Nations]] Global Occult Coalition Council of 108 (SCP Foundation) <br>
▲[[File:MegaCorp.png]] Cognito Inc model <br>
{{Alias|Catheo.png|Catholic Theocracy|[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|False Light]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Left-Wing Populism|[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Project for the New American Century]] Unmasked!}}<br>
S̶h̶a̶d̶o̶w̶ ̶W̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶G̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶(̶w̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶l̶l̶s̶)̶<br>▼
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▲S̶h̶a̶d̶o̶w̶ ̶W̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶G̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶(̶w̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶l̶l̶s̶)̶
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▲|influences=[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]<br>
[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]]<br>
[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]]<br>
[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] (
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[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]]
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|song=[https://youtu.be/HQoRXhS7vlU X-Files Theme Song]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozxrnFR-RrI The Stalker - Conspiracy Theme]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGggQQczGYY Deus Ex - The Illuminati]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8 Requiem For A Dream Full Song HD]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eduwBgDcMwY Demise of A Nation]<br>
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*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Adam Weishaupt]] (1748-1830) [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria
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|likes=[[File:Triangle-template.png]] Girzmtov (Triangles)<br>
[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|Xlmgiloormt gsv dliow]] (Controlling the world)<br>
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[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]]<br>
[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] (according to [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Augustin Barruel]])<br>
<s>[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]</s><br>
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|speaker=[[File:Illum.png]] [[Oligarchy|Morgan Everett]]
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▲{{Quote|quote="We are the invisible hand. We are the Illuminati. We came before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually, we will lead them into the day."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtq7L2zphPQ Deus Ex Illuminati Ending]</ref>|speaker=[[File:Illum.png]] [[Oligarchy|Morgan Everett]]}}
'''Illuminatism '''(AKA '''Cryptocracy''') is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
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#[[File:FBI.png]] Ex-FBI director's revelation (Ted Gunderson), and his book "PAWNS in the game"
#The existence of the shadow government
#[[File:
#9/11 conspiracy
#FEMA camp conspiracy
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Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.
He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls and monotheistic God. He can also speak Yiddish.
Another possible personality is as that of the Bogdanoff Twins.
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===Srvlwlyh (Positive)===
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)▼
*[[File:esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
▲*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
* [[File:OOTS.png]] [[Death Worship]] - Self sacrifice for the State is something we all need.
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]] - Yzhvw. Hvxivg xlmgilo rh lfi tlzo. (Based. Secret control is our goal.)
*[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - Pvvk gsvn gltvgsvi. Pvvk gsvn fmwvi xlmgilo. (Keep them together. Keep them under control.)
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
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*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] [[Tridemism#Chinese_Blueshirtism|Chinese Blueshirtism]], [[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]] & [[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)▼
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
* [[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - Blf szev nv gl gszmp uli blfi ivelofgrlm'h hfxxvhh, dsvgsvi blf pmld rg li mlg... (You have me to thank for your revolution's success, whether you know it or not...)
*[[File:Theocrat.png]] [[Theocracy (Disambiguation)|Theocracies]] - Sviw nzmztvnvmg gllo. (Herd management tool.)
▲*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism
*[[File:Blanqui.png]] [[Blanquism]] - Gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
*[[File:Klep.png|frameless]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]] - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
*[[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy]] - Vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)
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*[[File:OldGod.png]] [[Senatorialism|Demiurge]] - Wkdqnv iru wudsslqj hyhubrqh lq wkh pdwhuldo uhdop! (Thanks for trapping everyone in the material realm!)
*[[File:Antot.png]] [[Anarcho-Totalitarianism]] - Yvhg gbkv lu zmzixsrhg. (Best type of anarchist.)
*[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] and [[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism]] - Xibkgl-Tlevimzmxv zmw Xliklizgv Wvnlxizxb hlfmwh xllo. (Crypto-Governance and Corporate Democracy sounds cool.)
===Plahg (Mixed)===
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] -Kfyorx kldvi? Gsv kvlkov tlevim? Dlmwviufo zmw gvnklizirob fhvufo gzov (Public power? The people govern? Wonderful and temporarily useful tale).
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv DROO yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I'm funding his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|his grandfather]] and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - Ulloh gsrmp gszg R dlihsrk Hzgzm, yfg rm uzxg Hzgzm rh qfhg zm Zyizsznrx urxgrlm mvvwvw gl rmgrnrwzgv gsv sviw. (Fools think that I worship Satan, but in fact, Satan is just an Abrahamic fiction needed to intimidate the herd.)
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Gsv nlhg fhvovhh zmw fmkivwrxgzyov kfkkvg, yfg R xzm fhv blf zh z wrhgizxgrlm gl gslhv rwrlgrx xlmhkrizxb gsvlirhgh. (The most useless and unpredictable puppet, but I can use you as a distraction to those idiotic conspiracy theorists.)
*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Bermudatriangle Bermudatriangle] and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Tringapore Tringapore] - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...</s>▼
▲*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project)).
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Blf ziv gll mlgrxvzyov zmw olfw uli gsv nzhhvh. Dv (oraziwh) ziv mlg ztzrmhg blfi vckzmhrlmrhn, qfhg kovzhv - yv zmlnbnlfh zmw nliv jfrvg. (You are too noticeable and loud for the masses. We (lizards) are not against your expansionism, just please - be anonymous and quieter.)
▲*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]]
===Qhjdwlyh (Negative)===
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] & [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Brx wzr nlfnhg ph rxw, vr qrz O kdyh wr edvlfdoob ghvwurb erwk ri brx. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.)
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**[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Gsrmph gszg R zn zm vero ylfitvlrhrv vckolrgrmt gsv kilovgzirzg. (Thinks that I am an evil bourgeoisie exploiting the proletariat.)
**[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Gsrmph gszg R'n zm Arlmrhg Hzgzmrhg vckolrgrmt gsv dsrgv izxv. (Thinks that I'm a globalist Satanist exploiting the white race.)
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - Brx duh G ghdg pdq. (You are a dead man.)
**{{Alias|Avar.png|File:Avar.png|<b>*Loads shotgun*</b> Shut the fuck up, piece of super state.}}
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Zloo suredeob eh wkh odvw wr vxeplw. (Will probably be the last to submit.)
*[[File:Anin.png]] [[Anarcho-Individualism]] - Hznv zh zylev yfg nliv gznv. (Same as above but more tame.)
*[[File:Autarch.png]] [[Autarchy]] - Blfi uivvwln droo yv hfkkivhhvw. (Your freedom will be suppressed.)
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Rqh ri pb eljjhvw rssrqhqwv lq wkh 19wk fhqwxub, wkdqnixoob [[File:Ormarxf.png]] kh ghvwurbhg klv uhsxwdwlrq, dqg klv [[File:ML.png]] judqgvrq lv rehblqj pb rughuv. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.)
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Pvvk gibrmt, kztzm OZIKvi, zmw zodzbh ivnvnyvi lmv uzxg - Kovrzwvzmh zyzmwlmvw gsrh xizkkb wrig kozmvg olmt grnv ztl, zmw mvevi xznv yzxp! (Keep trying, pagan LARPer, and always remember one fact - Pleiadeans abandoned this crappy dirt planet a long time ago, and never came back!)
*[[File:ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Tolyzo hgzgvovhh, nlmvbovhh, xozhhovhh hlxrvgb drgslfg zmb vorgvh? Dld, dszg z zmzixsrhg mrtsgnziv! Zohl blf szgv zoo ivortrlmh zmw yzmph, dsrxs rh evib rnkligzmg uli ufmxgrlmrmt hlxrvgb zmw pvvkrmt dlipvih xlmgiloozyov zmw lyvwrvmg. (Global stateless, moneyless, classless society without any elites? Wow, what an anarchist nightmare! Also, you hate all religions and banks, which is very important for functioning society <s>and keeping workers controllable and obedient</s>.)
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Gsrh ullo gsrmph gszg dv wrw mlg mlgrxv srn dsvm sv dzh hkbrmt lm fh gsilfts gsv zhgizo kozmv, yfg dv hvv vevibgsrmt, vevm rm gsv hfygov kozmvh lu gsv fmrevihv. Fitvmgob prwmzk srn zmw olxp srn rm gsv hznv zhgizo kozmv. (This fool thinks that we did not notice him when he was spying on us through the astral plane, but we see everything, even in the subtle planes of the universe. Urgently kidnap him and lock him in the same astral plane.)
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism
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