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CryptocracyThe Illuminati<br>
Illuminism<br>
[[File:DeepStateCryptocracy.png]] Deep StateCryptocracy<br>
Cryptocolonialism<br>
Enlightened Obscurantism <br>
Illuminati<br>
[[File:EnlightOligarchy.png]] Enlightened Oligarchy<br>
[[File:Oligarchy-Steroids.png]] Oligarchy on steroids<br>
[[File:DeepState.png]] The Deep State<br>
[[File:CapBlanqui.png]] Right-Blanqiusm<br>
Trilluminati<br>
Illuminism<br>
[[file:NWO-Icon.png]] New World Order Model<br>
Literally ZOG<br>
Reptilians/Archons<br>
Literally ZOG<br>
[[File:EnlightOligarchy.png]] Enlightened Oligarchy<br>
[[File:MegaCorp.png]] Cognito Inc model <br>
Enlightened Obscurantism <br>
[[File:Oligarchy-Steroids.png]] Oligarchy on steroids<br>
La Communauté que vous connaissez bien (by French Anti-NWO)<br>
[[File:PRI.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Grupo Atlacomulco]] (inIn Mexico)<br>
Shadow Council (In Stellaris)<br>
Majestic 12 (Deus Ex) <br>
[[File:UNHelm.png]] [[World Federalism|United Nations]] Global Occult Coalition Council of 108 (SCP Foundation) <br>
[[File:DeepState.png]] Deep State<br>
[[File:UNHelm.png]] [[World Federalism|United Nations]] Global Occult Coalition Council of 108 (SCP Foundation) <br>
[[File:MegaCorp.png]] Cognito Inc model <br>
{{Alias|Catheo.png|Catholic Theocracy|[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|False Light]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Left-Wing Populism|[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Project for the New American Century]] Unmasked!}}<br>
{{Alias|Rpop-tinfoilhat.png|Right-Wing Populism|[[File:Demcr.png]] [[SocialBig Tent Liberalism|The Democrats]] Unmasked!}}<br>
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[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]<br>
[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]]<br>
[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]]<br>
[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] (possiblyPossibly)<br>[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]]
[[File:Blanqui.png]] [[Blanquism]]<br>
[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]]
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*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Adam Weishaupt]] (1748-1830) [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria
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[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|Xlmgiloormt gsv dliow]] (Controlling the world)<br>
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[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]]<br>
[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] (according to [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Augustin Barruel]])<br>
<s>[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]]</s><br>
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{{Quote|quote="We are the invisible hand. We are the Illuminati. We came before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually, we will lead them into the day."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtq7L2zphPQ Deus Ex Illuminati Ending]</ref>|speaker=[[File:Illum.png]] [[Oligarchy|Morgan Everett]]}}
|speaker=[[File:Illum.png]] [[Oligarchy|Morgan Everett]]
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{{Quote|quote="We are the invisible hand. We are the Illuminati. We came before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually, we will lead them into the day."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtq7L2zphPQ Deus Ex Illuminati Ending]</ref>|speaker=[[File:Illum.png]] [[Oligarchy|Morgan Everett]]}}
 
'''Illuminatism '''(AKA '''Cryptocracy''') is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
 
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===Srvlwlyh (Positive)===
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
*[[File:esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
* [[File:OOTS.png]] [[Death Worship]] - Self sacrifice for the State is something we all need.
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]] - Yzhvw. Hvxivg xlmgilo rh lfi tlzo. (Based. Secret control is our goal.)
*[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - Pvvk gsvn gltvgsvi. Pvvk gsvn fmwvi xlmgilo. (Keep them together. Keep them under control.)
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
*[[File:TheocratNecon.png]] [[Theocracy (Disambiguation)|TheocraciesNeoconservatism]] - SviwGsv nzmztvnvmgzinb gllo.lu gsv MDL (HerdThe army of managementthe toolNWO.)
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] [[Tridemism#Chinese_Blueshirtism|Chinese Blueshirtism]], [[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]] & [[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Nb nzrm ivzhlm uli vcrhgvmx. (My main reason for existence.)
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Nb fmwviormh lkvizgv lfghrwv gsv kfyorx. (My subordinates operate outside the public.)
* [[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - Blf szev nv gl gszmp uli blfi ivelofgrlm'h hfxxvhh, dsvgsvi blf pmld rg li mlg... (You have me to thank for your revolution's success, whether you know it or not...)
*[[File:Theocrat.png]] [[Theocracy (Disambiguation)|Theocracies]] - Sviw nzmztvnvmg gllo. (Herd management tool.)
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] [[File:3princ-col.png]], [[File:China-blueshirt.png]] [[Tridemism#Chinese_Blueshirtism|Chinese Blueshirtism]], [[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]] & [[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - Yridvgrus, uvoold girzmtov. (Greetings, fellow triangles.)
*[[File:Blanqui.png]] [[Blanquism]] - Gyio sic dubarty sgafxbnddn. (The most based socialist.)
*[[File:Klep.png|frameless]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Gsv Lfgvi Xrixov rh nzprmt hdrug kiltivhh. (The Outer Circle is making swift progress.)
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Gsv zinb lu gsv MDL (The army of the NWO.)
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]] - Gsvb ziv yfbrmt rg... uli mld. (They are buying it... for now.)
*[[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy]] - Vghau hyi vaers, niuhu jhv koyt pwa uio oo lkick eoit! (Green and not a circle, don't even know who you are but I love you!)
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*[[File:OldGod.png]] [[Senatorialism|Demiurge]] - Wkdqnv iru wudsslqj hyhubrqh lq wkh pdwhuldo uhdop! (Thanks for trapping everyone in the material realm!)
*[[File:Antot.png]] [[Anarcho-Totalitarianism]] - Yvhg gbkv lu zmzixsrhg. (Best type of anarchist.)
*[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] and [[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism]] - Xibkgl-Tlevimzmxv zmw Xliklizgv Wvnlxizxb hlfmwh xllo. (Crypto-Governance and Corporate Democracy sounds cool.)
 
===Plahg (Mixed)===
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] -Kfyorx kldvi? Gsv kvlkov tlevim? Dlmwviufo zmw gvnklizirob fhvufo gzov (Public power? The people govern? Wonderful and temporarily useful tale).
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Kzig lu gsv Xrixov, yfg sv DROO yvgizb nv uli kilurg. (Part of the Circle, but he WILL betray me for profit.)
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project).)
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - R ufmw srh ivelofgrlmh zmw sv rh kzig lu gsv xrixov gltvgsvi drgs srh ozxpvbh, yfg R uvzi sv nrtsg uloold gsv gvzxsrmth lu srh tizmwuzgsvi zmw levigsild nv "uli gsv yvmvurg lu gsv kvlkov" dszgvevi gszg nvzmh. (I'm funding his revolutions and he is part of the Circle together with his lackeys, but I fear he might follow the teachings of [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|his grandfather]] and overthrow me "for the benefit of the people" whatever that means.)
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - Ulloh gsrmp gszg R dlihsrk Hzgzm, yfg rm uzxg Hzgzm rh qfhg zm Zyizsznrx urxgrlm mvvwvw gl rmgrnrwzgv gsv sviw. (Fools think that I worship Satan, but in fact, Satan is just an Abrahamic fiction needed to intimidate the herd.)
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Gsv nlhg fhvovhh zmw fmkivwrxgzyov kfkkvg, yfg R xzm fhv blf zh z wrhgizxgrlm gl gslhv rwrlgrx xlmhkrizxb gsvlirhgh. (The most useless and unpredictable puppet, but I can use you as a distraction to those idiotic conspiracy theorists.)
*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Bermudatriangle Bermudatriangle] and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Tringapore Tringapore] - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...</s>
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project).)
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Blf ziv gll mlgrxvzyov zmw olfw uli gsv nzhhvh. Dv (oraziwh) ziv mlg ztzrmhg blfi vckzmhrlmrhn, qfhg kovzhv - yv zmlnbnlfh zmw nliv jfrvg. (You are too noticeable and loud for the masses. We (lizards) are not against your expansionism, just please - be anonymous and quieter.)
*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/{{PBW|Bermudatriangle |Bermudatriangle]}} and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/{{PBW|Tringapore |Tringapore]}} - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...</s>
 
===Qhjdwlyh (Negative)===
*Rebelling puppets
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] & [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Brx wzr nlfnhg ph rxw, vr qrz O kdyh wr edvlfdoob ghvwurb erwk ri brx. (You two kicked me out, so now I have to basically destroy both of you.)
*[[File:Conspiracist.png]] [[Populism|ConspiracyismConspiracism]] - Rwrlgh dsl gsrmp gsvb pmld gsv gifgs zylfg nv. (Idiots who think they know the truth about me.)
**[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Gsrmph gszg R zn zm vero ylfitvlrhrv vckolrgrmt gsv kilovgzirzg. (Thinks that I am an evil bourgeoisie exploiting the proletariat.)
**[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Gsrmph gszg R'n zm Arlmrhg Hzgzmrhg vckolrgrmt gsv dsrgv izxv. (Thinks that I'm a globalist Satanist exploiting the white race.)
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