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(Ingsoc is too open about being the one in charge)
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'''Illuminatism '''(AKA '''Cryptocracy''') is an ultra-globalist political ideology that advocates for the world to be controlled by a super small and secretive group of extremely powerful people.
 
Illuminatism was born when [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] used his powers of distorting the past via controlling the present to travel back in time to have a child with [[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] to assure a future for oligarchic totalitarianism world-wide.
 
Illuminatism grew up in [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria which is part of today's [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Germany with his brother [[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism|Freemasonry]], but he eventually got kicked out of Bavaria by [[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]. Nobody really knows what happened to him after that, but most people speculate he became a mastermind behind various revolutions, regime changes and cultural decay in the world.
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*[[File:esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Gsvb wlm'g pmld dv'iv ylgs yvsrmw vevibgsrmt! (They don't know we're both behind everything!)
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
* [[File:OOTS.png]] [[Death Worship]] - Self sacrifice for the State is something we all need.
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)