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[[File:MegaCorp.png]] Cognito Inc model <br>
{{Alias|Catheo.png|Catholic Theocracy|[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|False Light]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Lpop-tinfoilhat.png|Left-Wing Populism|[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Project for the New American Century]] Unmasked!}}<br>
<s>Shadow Wizard Money Gang (we love casting spells)</s><br>
{{Alias|Rpop-tinfoilhat.png|Right-Wing Populism|[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Social Liberalism|The Democrats]] Unmasked!}}<br>
S̶h̶a̶d̶o̶w̶ ̶W̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶G̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶(̶w̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶l̶l̶s̶)̶
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[[File:Antcomp.png|link=:Category:Fictional Ideologies]] [[:Category:Fictional Ideologies|{{Color|#000000|{{Glow|'''Fictional Ideologies'''|#FF0000}}}}]] (totally fictional <s>hehehe...</s>)<br>
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB35piKDmyo Bill Cipher Theme Song]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8 Night on the Bald Mountain]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ggqu9cqZOo&t=31s Take the Call]<br>
<s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YaO0ZC-B-8 JOEYY - GOUT (Shadow Wizard Money Gang)]</s><br>
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*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Adam Weishaupt]] (1748-1830) [[File:Cball-Bavaria.png]] Bavaria
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#[[File:FBI.png]] Ex-FBI director's revelation (Ted Gunderson), and his book "PAWNS in the game"
#The existence of the shadow government
#[[File:Jewish CapitalismRothschild.png]] [[Financialism|Rothschild family]] conspiracy
#9/11 conspiracy
#FEMA camp conspiracy
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Illuminatism is extremely secretive, like to hide in the absolute darkness with the dystopian ideologies like his father plan to take over the world.
 
He might optionally be portrayed as having the same personality as Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls and monotheistic God. He can also speak Yiddish.
 
Another possible personality is as that of the Bogdanoff Twins.
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*[[File:esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - R nrhh blf, yilgsvi. (I miss you, brother.)
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - Yrt Yilgsvi... (Onii-Chan...)
* [[File:OOTS.png]] [[Death Worship]] - Self sacrifice for the State is something we all need.
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Pvvk ufmwrmt xlmhfnvirhn zmw wifth hl dv xzm pvvk gsv ozny zg yzb. (Keep funding consumerism and drugs so we can keep the lamb at bay.)
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]] -Yzhvw. Hvxivg xlmgilo rh lfi tlzo (Based. Secret control is our goal.)
*[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] -Pvvk gsvn gltvgsvi. Pvvk gsvn fmwvi xlmgilo.(Keep them together. Keep them under control.)
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Fhvufo kzdm. (Useful pawn.)
*[[File:Theocrat.png]] [[Theocracy (Disambiguation)|Theocracies]] - Sviw nzmztvnvmg gllo. (Herd management tool.)
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*[[File:OldGod.png]] [[Senatorialism|Demiurge]] - Wkdqnv iru wudsslqj hyhubrqh lq wkh pdwhuldo uhdop! (Thanks for trapping everyone in the material realm!)
*[[File:Antot.png]] [[Anarcho-Totalitarianism]] - Yvhg gbkv lu zmzixsrhg. (Best type of anarchist.)
*[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] and [[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism]] - Xibkgl-Tlevimzmxv zmw Xliklizgv Wvnlxizxb hlfmwh xllo (Crypto-Governance and Corporate Democracy sounds cool.)
 
===Plahg (Mixed)===
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*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] - Gsv nlhg fhvovhh zmw fmkivwrxgzyov kfkkvg, yfg R xzm fhv blf zh z wrhgizxgrlm gl gslhv rwrlgrx xlmhkrizxb gsvlirhgh. (The most useless and unpredictable puppet, but I can use you as a distraction to those idiotic conspiracy theorists.)
*<s>[[File:Cball-Bermuda.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Bermudatriangle Bermudatriangle] and [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] [https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Tringapore Tringapore] - Brx duh doo ihoorz girzmtov, exw lw zrxog eh ehwwhu li brx'uh qrw lq wkh srodqgedoo xqlyhuvh wkr... (You are all fellow triangles, but it would be better if you're not in the Polandball universe tho...</s>
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Gsrh wfny zmw lymlcrlfhob klkforhg kfkkvg gsrmph, gszg sv ivyvoh ztzrmhg fh, yfg rm ivzorgb sv rh qfhg zmlgsvi xlmgiloovw "lkklhrgrlm" gszg hviev lfi tlzoh gldziwh dliow wlnrmzgrlm (Ovyvmhizfn kilqvxg). (This dumb and obnoxiously populist puppet thinks, that he rebels against us, but in reality, he is just another controlled "opposition" that serves our goals towards world domination (Lebensraum project)).)
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Blf ziv gll mlgrxvzyov zmw olfw uli gsv nzhhvh. Dv (oraziwh) ziv mlg ztzrmhg blfi vckzmhrlmrhn, qfhg kovzhv - yv zmlnbnlfh zmw nliv jfrvg. (You are too noticeable and loud for the masses. We (lizards) are not against your expansionism, just please - be anonymous and quieter.)
 
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**{{Alias|Avar.png|File:Avar.png|<b>*Loads shotgun*</b> Shut the fuck up, piece of super state.}}
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Zloo suredeob eh wkh odvw wr vxeplw. (Will probably be the last to submit.)
*[[File:Anin.png]] [[Anarcho-Individualism]] - Hznv zh zylev yfg nliv gznv (Same as above but more tame.)
*[[File:Autarch.png]] [[Autarchy]] - Blfi uivvwln droo yv hfkkivhhvw Your freedom will be suppressed.)
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Rqh ri pb eljjhvw rssrqhqwv lq wkh 19wk fhqwxub, wkdqnixoob [[File:Ormarxf.png]] kh ghvwurbhg klv uhsxwdwlrq, dqg klv [[File:ML.png]] judqgvrq lv rehblqj pb rughuv. (One of my biggest opponents in the 19th century, thankfully [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism|he]] destroyed his reputation, and his [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|grandson]] is obeying my orders.)
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Pvvk gibrmt, kztzm OZIKvi, zmw zodzbh ivnvnyvi lmv uzxg - Kovrzwvzmh zyzmwlmvw gsrh xizkkb wrig kozmvg olmt grnv ztl, zmw mvevi xznv yzxp! (Keep trying, pagan LARPer, and always remember one fact - Pleiadeans abandoned this crappy dirt planet a long time ago, and never came back!)
*[[File:ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Tolyzo hgzgvovhh, nlmvbovhh, xozhhovhh hlxrvgb drgslfg zmb vorgvh? Dld, dszg z zmzixsrhg mrtsgnziv! Zohl blf szgv zoo ivortrlmh zmw yzmph, dsrxs rh evib rnkligzmg uli ufmxgrlmrmt hlxrvgb zmw pvvkrmt dlipvih xlmgiloozyov zmw lyvwrvmg. (Global stateless, moneyless, classless society without any elites? Wow, what an anarchist nightmare! Also, you hate all religions and banks, which is very important for functioning society <s>and keeping workers controllable and obedient</s>.)
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Gsrh ullo gsrmph gszg dv wrw mlg mlgrxv srn dsvm sv dzh hkbrmt lm fh gsilfts gsv zhgizo kozmv, yfg dv hvv vevibgsrmt, vevm rm gsv hfygov kozmvh lu gsv fmrevihv. Fitvmgob prwmzk srn zmw olxp srn rm gsv hznv zhgizo kozmv. (This fool thinks that we did not notice him when he was spying on us through the astral plane, but we see everything, even in the subtle planes of the universe. Urgently kidnap him and lock him in the same astral plane.)
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|All sorts of anarchism]] - Ivzoob? Dszg z ullorhs wfnyufxp prwh, gszg mvevi ovzimh lmv uzxg - zmzixsrhn rh fmuvzhzyov zmw rnklhhryov zg tolyzo hxzov! Lmob hgzgvh xzm xzkzyov gl vcrhg rm hfxs ozitv hxzovh, dsrov zmzixsrhg xlnnfmvh lmob dliph rm hnzoo rhlozgvw old-oruv erooztvh drgslfg zmb kvihkvxgrevh uli kilhkvirgb zmw oruv.Yfg blfi xloovxgrerhg gbkvh ziv z fhvufo gllo. (Really? Foolish kids, that never learn one fact - anarchism is unfeasible and impossible at a global scale! Only states can capable to exist on such large scales, while anarchist communes only work in small isolated low-life villages without any perspectives for prosperity and life. But your collectivist types are a useful tool.)
 
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