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*** Also people who bitch and complain about me saving water by peeing in the sink instead of wasting water. Seriously, your the real monsters for wasting that water which could be saved for future generations like kids in Africa. If everyone just peed in the sink like me we wouldn't have this problem, but NOOOOOO... I am the "disgusting" one apparently for wanting to save kids in Africa by peeing in your kitchen sink.

** The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store at 8pm for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANYWAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? <b>LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY SHIT SMEARED ASS ON!</b>

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