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Fictional Ideology
"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

O’Brien, 1984

(The Party has instructed the wiki to remind you that War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength. Big Brother is watching you.)

English Socialism, most known by its clipping Ingsoc and alternatively as Orwellianism, is a "doubleplus" totalitarian ideology based on George Orwell's classic novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, inhabiting an AuthUnity area outside the Political Compass. He is most often described as "the apex of totalitarianism", in which the state has complete control over the individual.

History

English novelist George Orwell wrote fiction that heavily criticized totalitarianism. A democratic socialist, he feared that more statist Socialist movements in the United Kingdom would ultimately turn into a totalitarian society governed entirely by a single party and ideology. He published Nineteen Eighty-Four in 1949 and created the English Socialist Party, or Ingsoc, as an example of this, showing the consequences of unhinged government surveillance, endless war, and propaganda.

Party Policy

IngSoc in the book used various means to get the people of Oceania under control, such as:

Newspeak

Newspeak is the official language of the Oceanian State. It is an extremely simplified version of the English Language, which within Newspeak is referred to as Oldspeak. The Purpose of Newspeak is the elimination of any and all nuance from the English Language to make anyone who speaks in this new version of English could only think as the party dictates.

Newspeak is primarily made up of clippings of oldspeak words, with an example being the party's name "Ingsoc" and the names of ministries of the oceanian state (minitrue, miniluv, miniplenty and minipax), a reference to political and bureaucratic jargon of the USSR (Politburo, Comintern, Gulag, etc.) and also of Nazi Germany (Gestapo, Nazi, etc.).

Newspeak was a criticism of the tendency within the English language to become more and more simplified in such a way that nuance is removed from the language, something Orwell also talked about in his essay Politics and the English Language.

The purpose of the language is to reduce “unnecessary” words and those that might lead the citizens of Oceania into thought patterns the Party wants to avoid. They believe if they can rid the English language of troubling words, then there will be no way that anyone can conceive of the concepts without them.

It is a language that is still under construction as the novel’s plot is playing out. There are various iterations of the Newspeak dictionary, and one of Winston Smith’s associates, Syme, is working on the text. The language reduces words to syllables and combines them together to create new, unusual words.

When constructing this language, Orwell was influenced by real-life examples in Germany and Russia. The term “Nazi” is a reduction of “nationalsozialist” and “Gestapo” is a reduction of “Geheime Staatspolizei.” These syllabic abbreviations come from a human willingness to make complicated things easier. Today, the term “Newspeak” is applied in contemporary life when someone tries to introduce a new word into the vocabulary, particularly when politicians do so.

George Orwell wrote a great deal about language, including his essay “Politics and the English Language,” published in 1946. He also included an appendix at the back of 1984 that deals with the concepts of Newspeak.

When writing about Newspeak, Orwell defined it in the appendix as:

"Newspeak was the official language of Oceania and had been devised to meet the ideological needs of Ingsoc, or English Socialism. In the year 1984 there was not as yet anyone who used Newspeak as his sole means of communication, either in speech or writing. "

The development of the language, he continues on to say, was to make “all other modes of thought impossible.”

Doublethink

Doublethink is the state of believing 2 completely contradictory terms at the same time with complete certainty about both. An example is "We have always been at war with Eurasia, Eastasia was always our ally and we have always been at war with Eastasia, Eurasia was always our ally". Doublethink is based on the various ideological contradictions totalitarian states would go to, to achieve their political goals. For example, the way that in Nazi Germany the enemy was portrayed as both inferior to the Germans, yet also as controlling the entire world from the shadows. It is basically state-mandated horseshoe mentality.

The term is used several times throughout the novel and is experienced by multiple characters. It is also one of the three most important principles of INGSOC (along with the mutability of the past and Newspeak).

When discussing the use of doublethink and its definition, the narrator states that “doublethink” is required to understand the use of “doublethink.”

Often, Smith wonders if “he alone” is “in possession of a memory?” It seems to Smith that everyone, including those he believes, is more intelligent, has entirely forgotten the past and is willing to erase any parts of their memory that Big Brother tells them to. For example, their memories are as quickly erased as Winston changes the information in news articles while at work at the Ministry of Truth.

"Doublethink refers to the ability to hold two contradictory thoughts in one’s head. They are a result of political indoctrination."

Telescreen

The telescreen is a device, it has the appearance of a dulled mirror and is usually part of the wall. It also allows the Thought Police to monitor Party members.

The telescreen has the features of television. Messages and videos will play on the telescreens throughout the city, and request programs will play that citizens have to watch. The screens also act as spies, allowing the Thought Police to observe the men and women throughout the city, ensuring no one gets away with anything that goes against the Party’s tenants.

The screens ensured that day and night, people hear about “statistics proving that people today had more food, more clothes, better houses, better recreations—that they lived longer, worked shorter hours, were bigger, healthier, stronger, happier, more intelligent, better educated, than the people of fifty years ago.”

"The telescreen is a dull, mirror-looking device that inset into walls around Oceania. They observe citizens and play propaganda."

It is possible to turn the volume down on a telescreen but not off. This means that when the party wants to share propaganda, they have an easy way. Winston believes that telescreens are incredibly high-tech. Smart enough to see one whenever they’re in front of it and even hear a heartbeat.

From the telescreen, citizens can expect to hear speeches, videos as part of the Two Minutes Hate, and updates on the war. For example, a video of Emmanuel Goldstein plays on a screen towards the beginning of the novel. Winston also observes Julia, who he initially hates, throw the book at the telescreen.

Thought Police

The Thought Police, or Thinkpol, are the group responsible for the detection of thoughtcrime within Oceania.

Throughout 1984, George Orwell uses numerous Newspeak words to define the principles of The Party. Thinkpol is one of them. It refers to the group of men and women responsible for monitoring the thoughts of all citizens of Oceania.

The group monitors the psychological ticks of men and women in The Party, arresting those they believe are committing thoughtcrime or are thinking something ideologically opposed to what the Party wants them to. INGSOC, or English Socialism, is at the center of this.

The implications of the Thought Police are wide-ranging. Citizens are frightened into policing their thoughts and further giving in to the demands of The Party. Every means of independence is stripped from the citizens of Oceania.

It’s the job of the Thought Police to spy on the citizens of Oceania. They do so by looking through the telescreens (or televisions) in everyone’s home, reading peoples’ body language, listening to the tenor of their speech, and reading facial expressions. When writing about the Thought Police towards the beginning of the novel, Orwell penned the following quote in 1984:

"Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by the telescreen; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was, of course, no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork."

Here, Winston Smith, the main character, is considering how careful he has to be to avoid his speech being picked up by the telescreen. He thinks that if he stays out of its field of vision that he can avoid being seen as well. In this quote, Smith also notes how he could be under observation at any time. No one has any idea when they’re being observed. It was “guesswork” trying to figure out who was being watched when. But, it is safest to assume everyone is being watched all the time.

Thoughtcrime

Throughtcrime a term used throughout Orwell’s 1984. It is defined as thoughts that go against the political ideology of the Party. Even if someone leaves these thoughts unspoken, it is still a crime to think them. It is one of the scariest parts of Winston Smith’s world in 1984. The person who thinks these thoughts is held responsible for them as though they said them out loud or committed the act they were thinking about.

When thinking about thoughtcrime, Smith notes that it:

"was not a thing that could be concealed for ever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you"

The term is part of Newspeak, the language used by Party members throughout the novel. Every edition of the Newspeak dictionary removes more words, compressing them. Ideally, the novel implies, once complete, there are going to be very few things anyone can think about outside what the Party desires. This is going to whittle down the possibilities of ever committing thoughtcrime.

"The term “thoughtcrime” is used to describe a thought that’s antithetical to the Party’s teachings and beliefs. For example, if one felt sexual desire towards another person, thought something negative about Big Brother, doubted Oceania’s war, and more. Winston Smith repetitively commits thoughtcrime throughout the novel and works hard to try to keep it from showing on his face. "

Two Minutes Hate

In George Orwell’s iconic novel 1984, the Party subjects its citizens to a daily ritual known as the Two Minutes Hate. This Orwellian concept has become synonymous with the novel’s oppressive and totalitarian regime.

The Two Minutes Hate is one of the best-remembered and often-referenced sections of the novel. It’s shocking for any first-time reader the way that the quiet and depressing Records Department transforms into a passionate mob when stimulated with the right imagery on the telescreen.

The Two Minutes Hate is a daily ritual practiced in George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984. It is a period of intense hatred and contempt directed towards the Party’s enemy, Emmanuel Goldstein, and his teachings.

The Two Minutes Hate is organized by the government and held wherever citizens are working. Everyone is expected to vocally express their hatred for the enemy by shouting, cursing, and spitting at a two-minute video projected onto a large screen.

This ritual is part of the government’s effort to maintain control over its citizens and keep them in line with its goals. During the Two Minutes Hate, citizens are encouraged to express their hate as vigorously and strongly as possible. This hate is meant to be a rallying cry for the people to fight against the enemies of the Party and to remain loyal to the government.

The first mention of the “two minutes hate” in 1984 is found on page 13. Winston describes what it’s like to work in the Records Department when the Two Minutes Hate occurs. Everyone drags their chairs to the center of the room opposite a large television or telescreen. Everyone is expected to take their place at “eleven hundred” hours. Orwell wrote:

"Winston was just taking his place in one of the middle rows when two people whom he knew by sight, but had never spoken to, came unexpectedly into the room."

The importance of this first example of the Two Minutes Hate corresponds with the first time that Winston Smith sees Julia, the young woman with whom he’s destined to start an illegal affair.

Personality

IngSoc is a malevolent and power-hungry individual seeking to exert his will across everything in existence. IngSoc generally acts without showing much emotion and has a cold and clinical manner of speaking. The only exceptions are when he is talking about Big Brother, in which case he will be somewhat enthusiastic.

Like in 1984, IngSoc will constantly rewrite facts, even doing so mid-sentence at times. In many cases, IngSoc genuinely believes in the lies and contradictions he makes up, a consequence of Doublethink (see Further Reading for more information).

IngSoc has no tolerance for dissent in others. Should any character contradict him or slight him in any way, IngSoc will unperson the offender (causing them to instantly fade out and everyone would forget about them). Commenting on the disappearance of said individuals will also result in being unpersoned.

Stylistic Notes

  • IngSoc always has one eye and is the only Polcompball to have a pupil.
  • IngSoc should talk preferably in Newspeak.
  • IngSoc often takes a Big Brother-esque role in comics but is by no means limited to it.
  • The red V-shape must reach the outline at all three vertices.
  • Using 1984 references is encouraged.

Other dystopian fiction about Orwellian like governments

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How to Draw

Flag of Ingsoc

IngSoc's Design is based on the Ingsoc flag used in the film. But simplified to its core parts; The red "V" and the black background. IngSoc has a single eye with a pupil, as a reference to 1984 book covers, which tend to feature a single eye.

  1. Draw a ball outline in black.
  2. Fill the ball in with a lighter shade of black.
  3. Draw a large V-shape with a darkish red and fill it in.
  4. Draw one (American) football-shaped eye, add a pupil, and you're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Black #141412 20, 20, 18
Red #FF0000 255, 0, 0


Relations

Big Brother

  • Autocracy - Big Brother above all!
  • Cultism - Big Brother is our guide, who can save us from enemies worldwide, with the Ministries keeping us in line!

The Inner Party

  • Hive-Mind Collectivism - Supressing individual preferences for the collective good and keeping every thought in line is doubleplusgood.
  • Kraterocracy - The sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless is doubleplusgood.
  • Neo-Bolshevism - Eurasia has always been our ally, we have always been at war with Eastasia. We are practically no different from each other.
  • Death Worship - Eastasia has always been our ally, we have always been at war with Eurasia. Same as above.
  • Totalitarianism - Big Brother must be on every citizen's mind. But not enough authority, I strive for total control.
  • Authoritarianism - Obeying Big Brother is doubleplusgood. Although your leniency with my ideals is bordering on full-on anarchism.
  • Particracy - The Party would like to remind you that...
  • Tetrarchy - Big Brother is assisted by the four ministries.
  • Horseshoe Centrism - Doublethink is doubleplusgood and mandatory. The same has always been the opposite.
  • Kleptocracy - Corruption efficiently rectifies resource allocation for the Party's new directive.
  • Republicanism - The Party would like to remind you that the House of Windsor has never existed.
  • Pan-Nationalism - Pan-Oceanism (duh) and Pan-Americanism combined are doubleplusgood.
  • Anti-Realism - Nothing is real unless the Party says it is.
  • Patriotism - All citizens of Oceania know that we shall meet devotion with Oceania, the greatest nation in the world!
  • Imperialism - Sweet victory to all citizens of Oceania, who have spread our policies to the Americas, Africa and Australasia for our new Airstrips directed by Big Brother, who can save us!
  • Cultural Nationalism - There is only one culture in Oceania - the one the Party dictates. As far as we know, anyway.
  • Machiavellianism - The Party does anything required to hold onto power.
  • Regulationism - Every aspect of life is regulated by the Party bureaucracy.
  • State Capitalism - Doubleplusgood economic system.
  • Industrialism - Time for another three-year plan!
  • Progressive Conservatism - There is no past and no future, only an eternal present.
  • Protectionism - Foreign products are forbidden in Oceania.

The Outer Party and Proles

  • Juche - You may be somewhat closer to Death Worship, but still oneplusgood. I might be in a similar situation to you.
  • Dengism - Same as above but more minarchist.
  • Fascism - All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state. But you are too soft.
  • Hindutva - Also too soft and closer to death worship, but has a doubleplusgood caste system.
  • Nazism - Showed me that fear is the best way to seize doubleplustotalitarian control. But too close to Neo-Bolshevism.
  • Marxism-Leninism - Showed me how a socialist revolution is the best way to seize doubleplustotalitarian control. His Stalinist period (1924-1953) is somewhat close to how I operate, but even that is far removed from the doubleplustotalitarian state that I am. Believing that he is closely related to me is thoughtcrime since he is closer to Neo-Bolshevism.
  • Hoxhaism - Similar to Marxism-Leninism, but isolationist.
  • Barracks Communism - Also close to Neo-Bolshevism.
  • National Bolshevism and Strasserism - "The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end."
  • Democratic Socialism - Thanks for the inspiration for the logo! And for the idea of who to impersonate to achieve power. But the DSA never existed.
  • Fordism - Fellow dystopian utopian ideology, but drugs are doubleplusungood. Also, you like orgies and sex, which is doubleplusungood.
  • Pinochetism - Taught me how to secretively unperson my adversaries, or as he insists upon calling it, disappear my adversaries. That said, institutions not controlled by Big Brother are thoughtcrime, so come join me in Room 101.
  • State Liberalism - Unpersoning bigots is doubleplusgood, but you have the same issues as him
  • Neoconservatism - Same issues as above but controlling the Americas (at least indirectly) Airstrip One and Oceania, five eyes surveillance, sending those who oppose you to CIA, ASIS, and MI6 black sites, influencing parts of the media to serve your interests so you can keep the West to favor you and forever wars, is oneplusgood. But you lack the will to create a true one-party system and directly control the Americas. My Room 101 is gonna make your Guantanamo Bay prison look like a luxury palace.
  • Anarcho-Totalitarianism - You took "freedom is slavery" way too literally.
  • Revolutionary Progressivism - Erasing all traces of the past so no one will even remember it ever existed is doubleplusgood. But seeking a future other than this one is doubleplusungood. There is no past nor future. Only an eternal present...
  • Labourism, Fabian Socialism and Third Way - A useful mask before takeover. But the Labor party never existed.
  • Agorism - Black market economies are doubleplusgood, but anarchism never existed.
  • Socialism and State Socialism - Ingsoc is the only true socialism, others never existed.
  • Kakistocracy and Apoliticism - Doubleplusgood model proles. But the Party is all-knowing and always political.
  • Scientocracy and Technocracy - While Party scientists are needed to achieve goals like abolishing the orgasm, any non-Party sanctioned science is a thoughtcrime.
  • British Fascism - Fellow Airstrip Oneite totalitarian ideology, and some theorize I am you. However, dividing the population in any way other than the Inner Party, Outer Party, and Proles is a thoughtcrime. And Oswald Mosley never existed.
  • American Model - My anthem is named after one of your songs and Oceania uses dollars. However, the United States never existed.
  • Blanquism - The only way to true socialism is control by a small few, but power is the end, not the means.
  • Feminism - Women being allowed into the workplace is doubleplusgood, but sex-positivity is thoughtcrime.
  • Illuminatism - Establishing doubleplustotalitarian control, erasing the past, and controlling what is considered truth is doubleplusbased. But why rule from the shadows when you can rule directly? Also, Adam Weishaupt never existed.
  • Illiberal Democracy - Ingsoc is simultaneously the only true democracy and an alternative to the degenerate ideology of democracy.
  • Fitzhughism - One of the few IRL believers in "freedom is slavery". But is no past or future, only an eternal present.
  • State Atheism - All traditional religions never existed, but there is no God but Big Brother.
  • Reactionary Socialism and Yellow Socialism - Hierarchical socialism is doubleplusbased, but the past never existed.

Unpersons, Wrongthinkers and Thoughtcriminals

  • Goldsteinism - THE TRAITOR TO THE REVOLUTION AND THE INSPIRATION FOR ALL WRONGTHINKERS!
  • Neo-Bolshevism - We have always been at war with Eurasia, Eastasia has always been our ally.
  • Death Worship - We have always been at war with Eastasia, Eurasia has always been our ally.
  • Utopian Socialism - "Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined."
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unideology - The Party would like to remind you that this ideology has never existed.
  • Unquadrant - The Party would like to remind you that this quadrant has never existed.
  • Unquadrant - The Party would like to remind you that this quadrant has never existed.
  • Unquadrant - The Party would like to remind you that this quadrant has never existed.
  • Uncategory - The Party would like to remind you that this category has never existed.
  • Uncategory - The Party would like to remind you that this category has never existed.
  • Uncategory - The Party would like to remind you that this category has never existed.
  • Uncategory - The Party would like to remind you that this category has never existed.
  • The other unideologies - The Party would like to remind you that Ingsoc has always been the only ideology.

Further Information

Individuals

All authorities you hate but especially:

  • The Jannies that tell me I can't post real live footage of gore.
  • The Burger King trying to stop me from rinsing my balls in the soda dispenser.
    • And also, the COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO CHINA, KOREA, VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
  • My parents making me brush my teeth, eat vegetables (gross, icky and cringe🤢🤮), and telling me it's past my bedtime and I have to go to stupid school tomorrow.
  • Veronica from my second year in middle school, IF UR READING THIS VERONICA FUK YUO!!! WHY D1D YO REJEKT ME @ PrOM U STO0P1D B1CH!!!!1!!111! i
  • The Home Depot employees trying to stop me from having sex with the printers.
  • The age of consent law. Love is love (whether she's unborn or long-dead)
  • My fascist teacher for saying I can't show my Rainbow Dash cum jar for show and tell.
  • The Chuck E. Cheese employees telling me that I'm banned from Chuck E. Cheese for screaming racial slurs at a cashier. I'm not to blame she was a sp*c.
  • People who don't want me to properly recycle my own urine for consumption, wasting a perfectly fine drink, "because it is not lemonade" as if I care.
    • Also people who bitch and complain about me saving water by peeing in the sink instead of wasting water. Seriously, you are the real monsters for wasting that water that could be saved for future generations like kids in Africa. If everyone just peed in the sink like me we wouldn't have this problem, but NOOOOOO... I am the "disgusting" one apparently for wanting to save kids in Africa by peeing in your kitchen sink.
  • The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY SHIT SMEARED ASS ON!
    • Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!
  • COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO CHINA, KOREA, VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
  • My mom for putting safe search & parental controls on my iPad
  • My white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T I RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!
  • The radical woke feminist (my mom) who wants to take away my based and trad masculine way of living (she took my Xbox and told me to clean my room)
  • The MSM for brainwashing everyone into believing that drinking methanol and cyanide is lethal. WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE!!! THETRUTHIESTOFNEWS DOT COM SAYS THAT METHANOL WILL MAKE YOU BULLETPROOF N' FUCK!!!
  • The jannies for not letting me replace every page on PCB with the bee movie script
  • That misandrist (my math teacher) assigning an algebra worksheet I have to complete in 3 days instead of her just letting me play video games all day
  • The misandrist again (still my math teacher) for giving me a 0 for not completing the algebra worksheet on time. Truly a sign of how the school system is misandristic!
  • My parents for telling me not to openly masturbate in the Denny’s
  • That misandrist (again, my math teacher) for sending me to the principal's office for calling her a “whore ass widow” (her husband got cancer a few weeks ago)
    • Also, the (((principal))) for suspending me after I told him that Hitler did nothing wrong (his (((grandparents))) were finally solved in the 1940s).
  • My art teacher for not letting me draw pictures of KKK rallies. AS IF I CARE, I THOUGHT ART WAS ABOUT FREEDOM OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION, NOT YOUR WOKE IDENTITY POLITICS!!!
  • My P.E. Teacher for not letting me pelt the g*rls🤮 with dodgeballs (They were infringing on my rights by existing making fun of me)
  • My biology teacher for trying to tell me that sex and gender are two different things. I WILL NOT BE GROOMED AND BRAINWASHED BY YOUR BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK!!!
  • My English teacher for imposing her degenerate views onto her students (she mentioned she has a wife one time).
    • Also my English teacher telling me that cringe is not an adjective for the quadrillionth time.
  • My Geography teacher for telling me that Atlantis isn’t a real place. THAT’S REVISIONIST HISTORY AND HE KNOWS IT!! GO WATCH ATLANTIS SQUAREPANTIS, DUMBASS!
  • My Journalism teacher for forbidding me from printing in the school newspaper that one of the g*rls🤮 has cooties. THIS BLATANT DISREGARD FOR FREEDOM OF THE PRESS WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED! HE’S ALSO PUTTING THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY AT RISK OF CATCHING THE DEADLIEST DISEASE IN HUMAN HISTORY!
  • The United States government for raising taxes (I don’t know what taxes are but I’m told that I’m supposed to hate them)
  • My crapitalist roommate for telling me that I can't take his pop. HE IS BEING GREEDY AND GLUTTONOUS FOR KEEPING ALL THE FREAKING POP TO HIMSELF, AND I HAVE TO DRINK THAT GOD AWFUL TAP WATER. THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA THAT COULD DRINK THAT POP, BUT NOOOOOOO, MR. HOGSALLTHEPOP HAS TO HAVE ALL THE POP ON THE PLANET!
  • My Ustase band director for not letting me do a solo performance of Remove Kebab at the winter talent show to OWN the Towelhead Bosniak and Cockroach Turkish migrants in our school. HE’S LIMITING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND IS COMMITTING GENOCIDE AGAINST MY SERB HERITAGE!!!
    • Also my Lincolnist choir teacher for telling me I can't sing Dixie Land for our yearly choir concert with some props that just so happens to be the n[redacted] students I chained to walls. I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE MY SOUTHERN HERITAGE AND PROMOTE THE ECONOMIC SYSTEM THAT MADE THE SOUTH PROSPEROUS, AND I DON'T CARE THAT APPARENTLY HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, YOU ECONOMICALLY INEFFICIENT YANKEE SNOWFLAKE!
  • That feminist (my mother again) trying to femboyize me by making me go to school every day. I DON'T CARE IF IT IS THE LAW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING MY TRAD MASCULINE LIFE!!! (and by that, I mean staying up watching manosphere videos 24/7 and playing World of Tanks.)
  • Soyciety telling me I can't say the gamer words in public.
  • The zookeeper telling me I can't release the animals out of their cages, because of "safety" or whatever. I JUST WANT TO LET THE ANIMALS BE FREE AND WILD LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE, NOT KEPT IN YOUR ANIMAL GULAGS! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY! HARAMBE DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS!
  • My theocratic fascist dad making me go to church every Sunday. I DON'T CARE ABOUT GOING TO CHURCH OR CONSUMING THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! I JUST WANT TO STAY HOME AND HAVE FUN AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAS MEANING!
    • That Catholic Fascist (again my dad) for making me pray to the V*RGIN Mary (a w*man🤮) every night. I WILL NOT PRAY TO A V*RGIN, DAD. I’M A PROUD CHAD SIGMA MALE ODINIST! I LISTEN TO VARG VIKERNES EVERY DAY AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT V*RGINS.
  • The Sun for being too goddamn hot and blinding me after I spent 12 hours playing DOTA in my basement. Fuck the Sun! We don't even need it! Who cares if plants can't do photosynthesis?! Those fuckers should get off their lazy asses and start eating meat, like the Venus fly trap!
  • My Xiist uncle for not letting me hammer his $1,200 Huawei P60. I AM DOING YOU A FAVOR, YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITHEAD! THE CHINESE COMMIES ARE SPYING ON YOU!!! Or were you their agent all along and spying on me through your phone calls and WhatsApp messages?
  • That McCarthyist, Chiangist, Greg Gianforte for banning TikTok in Montana. JUST LET THE PROLETARIAT ENJOY VIDEOS OF ZERO TWO DANCING, THIS IS LITERALLY RED SCARE!
  • The [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE HALF-[REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!
    • My ultra woke race traitor mother who claims that she "married" that [REDACTED] and he "died" before I was born, STOP LYING MOTHER HE OBVIOUSLY RAPED YOU, STOP CRYING YOU [REDACTED] LOVING RACE TRAITOR YOUR KILLING OUR RACE
  • The kaffir flight attendants telling me to stop screaming ALLAH AKBAR!!! on the plane. Have you heard of something called "freedom of religion", you neckbeards?
  • My grandma getting mad at me for quoting SpongeBob at her.
  • Big Pharma for forcing me to take normal pills. FUCK THE PHARMA STATE! THEY MADE MY BIG TIDDY GOTH GF DISAPPEAR!
  • (((God))) for ignoring my prayers for a big tiddy, big dick futa gf FUCK THAT FALSE GOD THIS BULLSHIT IS WHY IM AN ODINIST!
  • The nerd post office for not letting me “convince” politicians to get rid of technology, and therefore not allowing me to follow in the footsteps of my favorite activist.
  • The 1st amendment of the US Constitution. I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.
  • The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
  • The 2nd amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me prevent my enemies from getting guns.
  • The 3rd amendment of the US Constitution for preventing my private army from occupying my neighbor's house after he threw a bunch of Pop-Its in my yard. COME ON AMERICA, LET ME OCCUPY A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND PHYSICALLY REMOVE THIS NAP VIOLATOR! HOPPE IS WAY BETTER THAN WASHITTON!
  • The 4th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me break into people’s homes and steal confiscate their belongings. WHAT IF THEY ARE A BAD GUY TERRORIST? PROPERTY RIGHTS DON’T MATTER IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOMB A HOSPITAL!(which is definitely not a baseless accusation I’m throwing around just so that I can steal my neighbor’s PS5 because I am unsatisfied with my PS4)
  • The 5th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me arrest a guy for a crime that he was already tried and acquitted for. FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT!! YOU WON’T STOP ME FROM CATCHING THIS GUY FOR BEING A N[redacted] CRIMINAL
  • The 6th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me hand pick juries in order to make them more reliable (because, as we all know, Aryan juries are more trustworthy than half white, half n[redacted] ones)
  • The 7th amendment of the US Constitution for not giving me the right to trial by combat. YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY $21 THROUGH A JURY! YOU WILL ONLY TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!
  • The 8th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me disembowel someone because he committed a crime definitely not because he’s a sandn[redacted]. IT’S NOT “CRUEL AND UNUSUAL” TO RIP A MAN’S INTESTINES OUT WITH A RUSTY HACKSAW!! IT’S JUST NORMAL PRACTICE IF YOU WANT TO PUNISH A TERRORIST!!
  • The politicians who don’t care about my 9th amendment right to have rights not found elsewhere in the US Constitution. WHY DON’T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SKIN N[redacted] THIEVES AND F[redacted] PEDOPHILES ALIVE!? I JUST WANT TO REMOVE DETRIMENTAL "PEOPLE" FROM SOCIETY AND MAKE SOME NICE LEATHER JACKETS FOR ME THE POOR.
  • The 10th amendment of the US Constitution for helping to create the system used by ((( The Irish))) to control us.
  • The 11th amendment of the US Constitution for allowing the states to control us. (whaddya mean I’m only against it so that I can sue Ohio for no reason even though I’m from Texas?)
  • The 12th amendment of the US Constitution for making me subordinate to an old senile bastard and his woke mistress Vice President.
  • The 13th amendment of the US Constitution for bankrupting my ancestors by taking away their n[redacted] slaves agricultural equipment, and preventing me from restoring my family’s wealth by making black people (or n[redacted]s, as I like to call them) slaves again.
  • The 14th amendment of the US Constitution for making me recognize the citizenship of n[redacted]s undesirables.
  • The 15th amendment of the US Constitution for letting n[redacted]s unqualified “people” vote.
  • The 16th amendment of the US Constitution for stealing my money and using it to fund soycial pr*grams 🤮. YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY HARD-EARNED DOLLARS AND USE THEM TO LET THE WEAK LIVE! IF THE IRS WANTS TO TRY AND TAKE ME ON THEN LET THEM! I WILL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN MYSELF! DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA!!!
  • The 17th amendment of the US Constitution for stopping me from sending your mom and Big Chungus to the Senate. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NORMIES WILL DIRECTLY ELECT BORING SENATORS? LET ME SEND MEMES TO THE SENATE YOU KILLJOYS!
  • The people who don’t support the 18th amendment of the US Constitution and like to trample on my right to feel comfortable in public without having to see any (((alc*h*lics))) 🤮 (waddaya mean they repealed it?)
  • The 19th amendment of the US Constitution for letting subhumans w*men do something outside of the kitchen. W*MEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING THAT I DON’T APPROVE OF! WE ALL KNOW THAT W*MEN ARE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN IN EVERY WAY! THEY MUST BE DISALLOWED FROM ANYTHING OTHER THAN AT HOME DUTIES!!
  • The 20th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me throw a month-long New Year's party in the White House just because I lost the election.
  • The 21st amendment of the US Constitution for infringing on my right to not be in the presence of (((alc*h*lics))). WHY MUST I BE NEXT TO DEGENERATE ALC*H*L DRINKERS?!??! THEY ARE UTTER TRASH! JUST DRINK PEPSI LIKE ANY CIVILIZED PERSON!
  • The 22nd amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me be the lifelong emperor president of the United States by setting stupid-ass term limits that totally restrict my future power.
  • The 23rd amendment of the US Constitution for letting residents of Washington D.C. vote, and therefore letting the main fan base of the Washington Commanders participate in presidential elections. WHY WOULD YOU LET COMMANDERS FANS VOTE?!? THEY ARE THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE!!! THEY KNOW THAT THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL BEAT THEIR ASSES EVERY SUNDAY THAT WE FACE OFF!!!
  • The 24th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting states create poll taxes and letting n[redacted]s lesser people vote.
  • The 25th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting me have my presidential power after my death. WHY CAN’T I HAVE POWER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE LIKE THAT ONE EMPEROR GUY FROM WARHAMMER 40K? YOU KNOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED WITHOUT MY SUPERNATURAL, GHOSTLY LEADERSHIP ABILITIES, RIGHT?
  • The 26th amendment of the US Constitution for letting WOKE C*LLEGE KIDS vote in elections. THIS IS WHY THE WEST HAS FALLEN!! BECAUSE T[redacted]Y LOVING F[redacted]S CAN DECIDE WHO GETS TO GROOM YOUR KIDS FIRST!!
  • The 27th amendment of the US Constitution for not letting our wonderful Congressmen take bribes receive their well deserved raises until they get reelected. These poor unfortunate conmen lawmakers are just barely making ends meet with a $174,000 dirt poor salary for doing absolutely fucking nothing tiring and stressful work while the actually honest Americans (((common people))) steal all of their hard earned wages. It is absolutely disgusting that we do this to our extremely wealthy abused politicians.
  • The w*ki ed*tors who keep putting words in my mouth and make me look like a deranged Nazi . I’m not a complete psycho and I actually am really passionate about social justice (*gunshots*)

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  1. Ingsoc's economy (explained in "1984") was based on the black market.
  2. Not only did he completely end individual freedoms, but he also tried to make people worship him as a god, in addition to banning words and making propaganda similar to the Orwellian dystopia.
  3. there is obvious similarities between Moropolis and IngSoc, Dr Morocco’s face plastered everywhere to remind everyone he’s watching using is Morbots, citizens trained to out others, the citizens living in poverty and even some modified language, this definitely has parallels with George Orwell’s 1984. [1]

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