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[[File:Horshtot.png]] Horseshoe Totalitarianism<br>

[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism|Worker's State]] [[National Syndicalism|of Britain]] (''Kaiserredux'')<br> [[File:Sameness.png]] {{PCBA|Sameness|The Comunity}} (''The Giver'') <br>

'''(The Party has instructed the wikiauthor to remind you that War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength. Big Brother is always watching you.)'''

===[[File:Horshu.png]] Doublethink===

Doublethink is the state of believing 2 completely contradictory terms at the same time with complete certainty about both. An example is "We have always been at war with Eurasia, Eastasia was always our ally and we have always been at war with Eastasia, Eurasia was always our ally". Doublethink is based on the various ideological contradictions totalitarian states would go to, to achieve their political goals. For example, the way that in Nazi Germany the enemy was portrayed as both inferior to the Germans, yet also as controlling the entire world from the shadows. It is basically state-mandated horseshoe mentality.

*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]] - Similar to me but he is basicallynot aenough minarchistauthority, comparedI tostrive me,for total control Big Brother must be on every citizen's mind.

*[[File:Parti.png]] [[Particracy]] - The Party would like to remind you that...

*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism]] - Doublethink is doubleplusgood and mandatory. The same has always been the opposite.

*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - You want state-mandated GFs and justify your ideology using doublethink, both are doubleplusgood.But I don't care about gender, I just want to control everyone.

*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - Thanks for the inspiration for the logo, comrade! And for the idea of who to impersonate in order to achieve power. Unfortunately, you have outlived your usefulness. Come to MiniluvMINILUV so I can show you how to love Big Brother. <s>Creating me was doubleplusgood too.</s>

*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Fellow <s>dystopian</s> utopian ideology, but drugs are doubleplusungoodbad. Also, you like orgies and sex, which is doubleplusungooddoublepluscringe.

*[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy]] - The sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless and eternal war isare doubleplusgood, but rejection -of non-physical control is doubleplusungood.

===Unpersons, Wrongthinkers and Thoughtcriminals===

** The Jannies that tell me I can't post real live footage of gore.

** [[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|The Burger King]] trying to stop me from rinsing my balls in the soda dispenser.

*** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!

** My [[File:Mat-0.png]] parents [[File:Pat.png]] making me brush my teeth, eat vegetables (gross, icky and cringe🤢🤮), and telling me it's past my bedtime and I have to go to stupid school tomorrow.

** Veronica from my second year in Middle School, IF UR READING THIS VERONICA FUK YUO!!! WHY D1D YO REJEKT ME @ PrOM U STO0P1D B1CH!!!!1!!111! i

** The age of consent law. Love [[File:Map.png]] is love (whether she's unborn or [[File:Necrocracy.png]] long-dead)

** my [[File:Fash.png]] fascist teacher for saying I can't show my Rainbowdash cum jar for show and tell

**The Chuck E. Cheese employees telling me that I'm banned from Chuck E. Cheese for screaming racial slurs at a cashier.

**People who don't want me to properly recycle my own urine for consumption, wasting a perfectly fine drink, "because it is not lemonade" as if I care.

*** Also people who bitch and complain about me saving water by peeing in the sink instead of wasting water. Seriously, you areyour the real monsters for wasting that water that could be saved for future generations like kids in Africa. If everyone just peed in the sink like me we wouldn't have this problem, but NOOOOOO... I am the "disgusting" one apparently for wanting to save kids in Africa by peeing in your kitchen sink.

** The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store at 8pm for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAYANYWAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? <b>LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? '''[Censored]''' ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY '''[Censored]''' SMEARED ASS ON!</b>

** Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. '''LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!'''

** [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] NORTH KOREA, VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!

** My [[File:Mat-0.png]] mom for putting a safe search on my iPadIpad

** My [[File:WhiteTerror.png]] white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!

**The radical woke [[File:SJW.png]] SJW feminist (my mom) who wants to take away my based and trad masculine way of living (she took my Xbox and told me to clean my room)

**The MSM for brainwashing everyone into believing that drinking methanol and cyanide is lethal. '''WAKE TF UP SHEEPLE!!! THETRUTHIESTOFNEWS DOT COM SAYS THAT METHANOL WILL MAKE YOU BULLETPROOF N' SHIT!!!'''

**{{color|#FF00FF|That, like, racist, sexist, homophobic [[File:Whitesup.png]] white man (my, like, dad) who wants to, like, enforce his hateful toxic masculinity on me (he is no longer, like, letting me leech off his, like, credit card or spend, like, $16384 dollars on clothes and makeup every day, and is, like, telling me to get a, like, job.}}

**The jannies for not letting me replace every page on PCB with the bee movie script

**That [[File:Radfem.png]] misandrist (my math teacher) assigning an algebra worksheet I have to complete in 3 days instead of her just letting me play video games all day

**{{color|#FF00FF|My, like, [[File:Pat.png]] dad for not letting me go to, like, Paris this summer or even letting me at least, like, go to the mall every week with the, like, gals}}

**The [[File:Radfem.png]] misandrist again (still my math teacher) for giving me a 0 for not completing the algebra worksheet on time. Truly a sign of how the school system is misandristic!

**My [[File:Mat-0.png]] parents [[File:Pat.png]] for telling me not to openly masturbate in the Denny’s

**That [[File:Radfem.png]] misandrist (again, my math teacher) for sending me to the principal's office for calling her a “whore ass widow” (her husband got cancer a few weeks ago)

***Also, the (((principal))) for suspending me after I told him that [[File:Hitler.png]] Hitler did nothing wrong (his (((grandparents))) were finally solved in the 1940s).

**My art teacher for not letting me draw pictures of [[File:KKKf.png]] KKK rallies. AS IF I CARE, I THOUGHT ART WAS ABOUT FREEDOM OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION, NOT YOUR [[File:SJW.png]] WOKE IDENTITY POLITICS!!!

**My P.E. Teacher for not letting me pelt the g*rls🤮 with dodgeballs (They were infringing on my rights by <s>existing</s> making fun of me)

**My [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] biology teacher for trying to tell me that sex and gender are two different things. I WILL NOT BE GROOMED AND BRAINWASHED BY YOUR BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK!!!

*My*The [[File:Cball-EnglandUS.png]] EnglishUnited teacherStates government for imposingraising hertaxes degenerate(I viewsdon’t ontoknow herwhat studentstaxes (sheare but I’m mentionedtold shethat hasI’m asupposed wifeto onehate timethem)

**My Geography teacher for telling me that Atlantis isn’t a real place. THAT’S REVISIONIST HISTORY AND HE KNOWS IT!! GO WATCH ATLANTIS SQUAREPANTIS, DUMBASS!

**My [[File: Crapitalism.png]] crapitalist roommate for telling me that I can't take his pop. HE IS BEING GREEDY AND GLUTTONOUS FOR KEEPING ALL THE FREAKING POP TO HIMSELF, AND I HAVE TO DRINK THAT GOD AWFUL TAP WATER. THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA THAT COULD DRINK THAT POP, BUT NOOOOOOO, MR. HOGSALLTHEPOP HAS TO HAVE ALL THE POP ON THE PLANET!

**My [[File:UstaseTito.png]] UstaseTitoist band director for not letting me do a solo performance of [[File:Karadzic.png]] Remove Kebab at the winter talent show to OWN the <s>Towelhead</s> Bosniak and <s>Cockroach</s> Turkish migrants in our school. HE’S LIMITING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND IS COMMITTING GENOCIDE AGAINST MY SERB HERITAGE!!!

***Also my [[File:Lincolnism.png]] Lincolnist choir teacher for telling me I can't sing [[File:Cball-CSA.png]] Dixie Land for our yearly choir concert with some props that just so happens to be the n[redacted] students I chained to walls. ''' I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE MY SOUTHERN HERITAGE AND PROMOTE THE [[File:Slavery.png]] ECONOMIC SYSTEM THAT MADE THE SOUTH PROSPEROUS, AND I DON'T CARE THAT APPARENTLY HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, YOU ECONOMICALLY INEFFICIENT YANKEE SNOWFLAKE!'''

**That [[File:SJW.png]] SJW feminist (my mother again) trying to femboyize me by making me go to school every day. '''I DON'T CARE IF IT IS THE LAW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING MY TRAD MASCULINE LIFE!!!''' (and by that, I mean staying up watching manosphere videos 24/7 and playing World of Tanks.)

**[[File:Soyjak.png]] Soyciety telling me I can't say the gamer words in public.

**The zookeeper telling me I can't release the [[File:Prim.png]] animals out of their cages, because of "safety" or whatever. '''I JUST WANT TO LET THE ANIMALS BE FREE AND WILD LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY! HARAMBE DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS!'''

**My [[File:Cfash.png]] theocratic fascist dad making me go to church every Sunday. '''I DON'T CARE ABOUT GOING TO CHURCH OR CONSUMING THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! I JUST WANT TO STAY HOME AND HAVE FUN AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE HAS MEANING!'''

**The Sun for being too goddamn hot and blinding me after I spent 12 hours playing DOTA in my basement. Fuck the Sun! We don't even need it! Who cares if plants can't do photosynthesis?! Those fuckers should get off their lazy asses and start eating meat, like the Venus fly trap!

**My Xiist uncle for not letting me hammer his $1,200 Huawei P60. I AM DOING YOU A FAVOR, YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITHEAD! THE CHINESE COMMIES ARE SPYING ON YOU!!! Or were you their agent all along and spying on me through your phone calls and WhatsApp messages?

**That [[File:McCarthy.png]] McCarthyist, [[File:ChiangKaiShek2.png]] Chiangist, Greg Gianforte for banning TikTok in Montana. JUST LET THE PROLETARIAT ENJOY VIDEOS OF ZERO TWO DANCING, THIS IS LITERALLY RED SCARE!

**The [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. '''NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE [[File:KKKf.png]] KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE HALF-[REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!'''

***My [[File:SJW.png]] ultra woke race traitor mother who claims that she "married"“married” that [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] N[REDACTED] and he "died"“died” before I was born, '''STOP LYING MOTHER HE OBVIOUSLY RAPED YOU, STOP CRYING YOU [REDACTED] LOVING RACE TRAITOR YOUR KILLING OUR RACE'''

**The kaffir flight attendants telling me to stop screaming '''ALLAHALLAHU AKBAR!!!''' on the plane. Have you heard of something called "freedom of religion", you neckbeards?

** My [[File:Gero.png]] grandma getting mad at me for quoting [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeV1NZVIh4k SpongeBob] at her.

** Big Pharma for forcing me to take normal pills. '''FUCK THE PHARMA STATE! THEY MADE MY BIG TIDDY GOTH MILF DISAPPEAR!'''

**[[File:JewTheo.png]] (((God))) for ignoring my prayers for a big tiddy, big dick futa gf '''FUCK THAT FALSE GOD THIS BULLSHIT IS WHY IM AN [[File:Odal.png]] ODINIST!'''

**The jannies for removing the PCB Land section on the Kakistocracy page. '''NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD INFORMATION ABOUT USERS <s>I REALLY HATE</s> THAT ARE OBJECTIVELY STUPID?! YOU REMOVED VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM THE WIKI FOREVER! I WILL REPEAT! <big>FOREVER</big> <small><s>But removing me from it was based.</s></small>'''

**The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''

** The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.

** The 3rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for preventing my private army from occupying my neighbor's house after he threw a bunch of Pop-Its in my yard. '''COME ON AMERICA, LET ME OCCUPY A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND PHYSICALLY REMOVE THIS NAP VIOLATOR! [[File:Hoppef.png]] HOPPE IS WAY BETTER THAN WASHITTON'''

** The 4th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me break into people’s homes and <s>steal</s> confiscate their belongings. '''WHAT IF THEY ARE A BAD GUY [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST? PROPERTY RIGHTS DON’T MATTER IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOMB A HOSPITAL!'''<s>(which is definitely not a baseless accusation I’m throwing around just so that I can steal my neighbor’s PS5 because I am unsatisfied with my PS4)</s>

** The 5th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me arrest a guy for a crime that he was already tried and acquitted for. '''FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT!! YOU WON’T STOP ME FROM CATCHING THIS GUY FOR BEING A <s> nN[redacted]</s> CRIMINAL'''

** The 6th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me hand pick juries in order to make them more reliable <s>(because, as we all know, Aryan juries are more trustworthy than half white, half n[redacted] ones)</s>

** The 7th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not giving me the right to trial by combat. '''YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY $21 THROUGH A JURY! YOU WILL ONLY TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!'''

** The 8th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me disembowel someone because he committed a crime <s>definitely not because he’s a f[redacted]</s>. '''IT’S NOT “CRUEL AND UNUSUAL” TO RIP A MAN’S INTESTINES OUT WITH A RUSTY HACKSAW!! IT’S JUST NORMAL PRACTICE IF YOU WANT TO PUNISH A [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST!!'''

** The politicians who don’t care about my 9th amendment right to have rights not found elsewhere in the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''WHY DON’T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SKIN <s>N[redacted]</s> THIEVES AND <s>F[redacted]</s> PEDOPHILES ALIVE!? I JUST WANT TO REMOVE DETRIMENTAL "PEOPLE" FROM SOCIETY AND MAKE SOME NICE LEATHER JACKETS FOR <s>ME</s> THE POOR.'''

** The 10th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for helping to create the system used by ((([[Hibernocracy|The Irish]]))) to control us.

** The 11th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for allowing the states to control us. <s> (whaddya mean I’m only against it so that I can sue Ohio for no reason even though I’m from Texas?)</s>

** The 12th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for making me subordinate to an old senile bastard [[File:Bidenism.png]] and his woke <s> mistress </s> Vice President [[File:Harris.png]].

** The 13th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for bankrupting [[File:Cball-CSA.png]] my ancestors by taking away their <s>n[redacted] slaves</s> agricultural equipment, and preventing me from restoring my family’s wealth <s>by making black people (or n[redacted]s, as I like to call them) slaves again.</s>

** The 14th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for making me recognize the citizenship of <s>n[redacted]s</s> undesirables.

** The 15th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting <s>n[redacted]s</s> unqualified “people” vote.

** The 16th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for stealing my money and using it to fund [[File:Welf.png]] soycials*coal p*ograms🤮. '''YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY HARD- EARNED DOLLARS AND USE THEMIT TO LET THEFOR WEAKCOMMIE LIVESHIT! IF THE IRS WANTS TO TRY AND TAKE ME ON THEN LET THEM! I WILL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN MYSELF! DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA!!!'''

** The 17th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for stopping me from sending your momHarambe and Big Chungus to the Senate. '''WHAT DO YOU MEAN NORMIES WILL DIRECTLY ELECT BORING SENATORS? LET ME SEND MEMES TO THE SENATE YOU KILLJOYS!'''

** The people who don’t support the 18th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution and like to trample on my right to feel comfortable in public without having to see any (((a*coholics)))🤮 (waddaya mean they repealed it?)

** The 19th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting <s>subhumans</s> w*men do something outside of the kitchen. '''W*MEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING THAT I DON’T APPROVE OF! WE ALL KNOW THAT W*MEN ARE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN IN EVERY WAY! THEY MUST BE DISALLOWED FROM ANYTHING OTHER THAN AT HOME DUTIES!! '''

** The 20th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me throw a month-long New Year's party in the White House just because I lost the election.

** The 21st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for infringing on my right to not be in the presence of (((a*coholics))). WHY MUST I BE NEXT TO DEGENERATE A*COHOL DRINKERS?!??! THEY ARE UTTER TRASH! JUST DRINK PEPSI LIKE ANY CIVILIZED PERSON!

** The 22nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me be the lifelong <s>emperordictator</s> president of the United States by setting stupid-ass term limits that totally restrict my future power.

** The 23rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting residents of Washington D.C. vote, and therefore letting the main fan base of the Washington Commanders participate in presidential elections. '''WHY WOULD YOU LET COMMANDERS FANS VOTE?!? THEY ARE THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE!!! THEY KNOW THAT THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL BEAT THEIR ASSES EVERY SUNDAY THAT WE FACE OFF!!! '''

** The 24th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting states create poll taxes and letting <s>n[redacted]s</s> lesserpoor people vote.