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Line 5: \|image = Ismism.png \|caption = "Politics are Funni" \|aliases = {{ScrollBox\| God of All Ideologies<br> Omni-Ideologism<br> Neo-Satirism<br> Ideolody shopper<br> 500+ Ideology in 1<br> [[~~File~~file:~~Liberalsoc~~Neoliberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism\|Neoliberal Socialism]]<br>▼ [[File:Kak-Steroids.png]] Kakistocracy on Steroids<br> [[File:Thoughtthought.png]] Thought Thought<br> Line 17 ⟶ 18: School School<br> [[File:Awaj.png]] Polcompball Anarchy Wiki<br> Anarcho-totalitarian-homo-islamo-ego-jewish-nazi transhumanism with kakistocratic characteristics (based on design)<br> Any ideology that doesn't have a reliable source<br> Neologism (more serious name)<br> Meta-ideology<br> Ideology merger<br> <s>14 Year old who had discovered politics</s><br> Absolute ideological synthesis }}▼ \|alignments = [[Special:Categories\|Yes]] \|influences = Line 37 ⟶ 40: [[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] [[File:Indiv.png]] {{PHB\|Individualism}} ▲}} ~~\|regional = [[File:Liberal Fascism.png]] '''Jouvenelism'''<ref>[[w:Bertrand de Jouvenel\|Bertrand de Jouvenel]]</ref> {{Collapse\|~~ [[File:Anticommunism.png]] {{PCBA\|Anti-Communism}} [[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] [[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] [[File:Friedman.png]] [[Chicago School\|Friedmanism]] [[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] [[File:PPF.png]] [[French Fascism]] [[File:Hayek.png]] [[Hayekism]] [[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] ▲[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] [[File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] [[File:Nazcollab.png]] [[Machiavellianism\|Nazi Collaborationism]] }} \|likes = Polcompball Anarchy (especially self-inserts)<br> r/newwackyideologies<br>Combining ideologies<br>The words "thought", "school", and "model"<br>Political prefixes<br> The endings "-ism", "-archy", and "-cracy"<br> Long ideology names \|dislikes = Short ideology names<br> "normie" ideologies }} {{Quote\| quote="Sooner or later, a society of sheep must create a government of wolves." \|speaker=[[File:~~Liberal Fascism~~Kraterlib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism\|Bertrand de Jouvenel]] }} '''Ismism''' believes that any and all combination of philosophical and political thought could be transformed into an ideology, regardless of the seriousness or consistency of the statements in question. ==Beliefs== It it a meta ideology that advocated for merging as many ideologies as possible into one, the longer the ideology name, the better. ~~"memes are soooooooooooo good at teaching people politics."~~ ~~"water is a good ideology"~~ ==Personality and Behaviour== Ismism acts a the stereotypical edgy 13 -year -old who just discovered what the political compass was, adding an ‘ism’ to any possible word and claiming it to be a real ideology. They are childish and annoying, constantly derailing serious political discussions with oxymoronic beliefs, claiming to believe a self-insert ideology (the more oxymoronic and the longer the name, the better) and spamming unfunny memes in any forum they can find. ==Variants== Line 79 ⟶ 65: '''Satirically:'''{{Collapse\| '''Self Insertism''' believes that it is a '''MILDLY''' attractive half-dragon teenage girl that's part of a resistance group to overthrow an evil totalitarian government. No one knows where this evil government or resistance group is or whether dragons are real but they let them do their own thing because they're scared it'll make them a side-~~anatagonist~~antagonist that's an assistant of the Supreme Leader that gets killed halfway through the story, a common execution method. ~~It's~~Its current biggest ideological obstacle however is figuring out how to escape a love triangle between a loving clingy nerd and a masculine guy with huge muscles ~~that~~who likes to show off. This has been an issue of national importance for many years. ~~It '''''really''''' likes the [[File:Awaj.png]] Polcompball Anarchy Wiki.~~ }} Line 95 ⟶ 80: #Draw a white circle in the centre, #Inside the circle, draw a black Star of David, with a spergstika in the centre of it, #In the top-right section, draw a grey cresent- moon and star, #In the bottom-right section, draw a blue (almost complete) circle, with a blue 'h+' inside of it, #Draw in the eyes and, after too many steps, you're done! Line 158 ⟶ 143: ===Frenemies=== [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You're getting there, but why not be more like [[File:MLM.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism–Maoism\|him]]? [[File:Mao3word.png]] [[~~Maoism–Third Worldism\|~~Maoism-Third Worldism]] - Same to you [[File:Radcent.png]] [[Radical Centrism]] - Grocery shop from the compass? Based! But why don't you take a step even further? [[File:Panarchy.png]] [[Panarchism]] - All -archy? How about all -ism? [[File:NRPK.png]] [[~~Ilminism~~Universal Monarchism\|Huh Kyung-young Thought]] - Social Corporatist ~~World~~Cultist ~~Federal~~Constitutional ~~Government~~Universal ~~under an Esoteric Constitutional Monarch~~Eco-Monarchist? What can I say but based? Just have a longer name. [[File:Prout.png]] [[Proutism]] - Hinduist Neo-Humanist Global Libertarian Market Eco-Socialism? Based, but like above, your name is too short. [[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Totalitarian Black-Markets Isolationist Monarcho-Nazbol with Necrocratic Cultist and State Atheist characteristics is kinda based but your name is too short. Line 170 ⟶ 155: [[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism]] - Boring... [[File:Apolit.png]] [[Apoliticism]] - Even more boring... [[File:Mediocracy.png]] [[Mediocracy]] - Also boring... [[File:Radape.png]] [[Radical Apoliticism]] - Noooo!!! Don't kill the funny political ideologies!!!