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JudTheo <br>
Halachic State <br>
Proto-Zionism of the ancient world (debatably) <br>
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[[File:Authunity.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Unity]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Authoritarian'''}} {{Color|#92D9F8|'''Unity'''}}]]<br>
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[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|State of Israel]] (debatably)
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*[[File:Israelite.png]] '''Israelite System''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:ConfedMonAbmon.png]] [[Confederalism|Confederal]]Absolute [[Monarchism]]
**[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]]
**[[File:Community.png]] [[Communitarianism]]
**[[File:Natmyst.png]] [[Religious Nationalism#National Mysticism|National Mysticism]] (Debatably)
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]
**[[File:TradConfed.png]] [[TraditionalismConfederalism]]
**[[File:SlaveryFarm.png]] [[Caste System|SlaveismAgrarianism]]
**[[File:FarmTrad.png]] [[AgrarianismTraditionalism]]
**[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slaveism]]
}}
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*[[File:Samaritan.png]] '''Samaritan Theocracy''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Judaism_theocracy.png]] [[Monarchism|High Priesthood]]
**[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] (regarding the canonicity of the Tanakh)<ref>The Samaritans believe that the Torah is the only true holy book, created before the genesis of the world and given to Moses by God. Because of this, they reject the Oral Torah, the Talmud, and all the later prophets and scriptures except Joshua, whose Samaritan version is way different from the Jewish one.</ref>
}}
|regional =
*[[File:NatTerrorist.png]] '''Sicarii''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] [[Cultural Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ethno.png]] [[Ethnocracy]]
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Judah.png]] [[Zionism|Independence of Judah]]
**[[File:RevNat.png]] [[Nationalism|Revolutionary Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ultramil-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|Ultramilitarism]]
**[[File:Terrorist.png]] {{PCBA|Terrorism}}
}}
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Wine
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[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] Pharaoh<br>
Pharaoh
Babylon<br>
Pork<br>
[[File:SPQR.png]] The Romans<br>
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[https://youtu.be/p5oQ7RLvW5g Echad Mi Yodea]<br> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ6LV1wnu0E&t=1772s The Prince of Egypt Soundtrack] <br> [https://youtu.be/mqvrwqIOIy0 The Dreidel song]
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'''Jewish Theocracy''' is an [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian_Unity|AuthUnity]] ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the State. It could be ruled with the help of a court of [[File:Religious.png|rabbis]] rabbis, a [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|king]], or even by [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]].
 
== History ==
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*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
*[[File:Relreject.png]] [[Religious Rejectionism]] - Politics are boring I just wanna read Torah.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
**[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Yeah... <s>I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track oof.</s>f.<ref>[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamous_Decree Napoleon rescinded these privileges and in the "infamous decree" he banned Jews from any form of finance/money lending or owning newspapers. He annulled all debts owed by anyone to Jews. And he changed the law to " guilty unless proven innocent" to any Jew accused of financial malfeasance]</ref>
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
* [[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent, otherwise good.
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great. But Babylon was hell.
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - You never persecuted us, thank you.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)
 
=== Frenemies ===
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
*[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
* [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You once let us live peacefully in The Caliphate. What happened to us?
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
*[[File:LongAltcentr.png]] [[LongismDead Centrism]] - If "Noyou countrycan't thatdecide putwhose itschild heelit downis, onI themight Jewsas haswell evercut livedit afterwards."in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great., But Babylonthe Sassanid dynasty, which was hellyour symbol, bothered me a lot.
 
=== Schmucks (Enemies)===
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - The Torah says everyone has a right to personal property, schmuck.
*[[File:bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - Socialist and you reject the return to Israel? May Hashem guide you back to truth, brother!
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Deuteronomy 10:19 says we should love foreigners.
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us and our religion is still big. Where are the romans now?
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - Same with above.
**[[File:Caesar.png]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWlMCjn8i4&ab_channel=AliTimur Yer lookin at em asshole!]
*[[File:abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The Sanhedrin must have authority over the King!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Do I really have to say anything?
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*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Try to create a God-ordained state like I did, schmuck.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] & [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Death to Hezbollah and Hamas!
*[[File:Bankocracy.png]] [[Financialism]] - The Torah condemns usury, schmuck. Why do antisemites always tie me to you?
*[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Egyptian Pagan Theocracy]] - LET MY PEOPLE GO!
*[[File:Blackzio.png]] [[Black Zionism]] & [[File:ChristId.png]] [[White_Nationalism#Christian_Identity|Christian Identity]] - Fake jews.jew!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - You should not have associated with Charles Coughlin. Also if you are going wear a crown, at least become an actual king.
 
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