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Brainletism<br>
Brainletism<br>
[[File:BandKid.png]] Band Kid <br> Stoopidhed <br>Ralph Wiggum Thought <br>
[[File:BandKid.png]] Band Kid <br> Stoopidhed <br>Ralph Wiggum Thought <br>
Patrick Star Thought<br> Valac Clara Thought <br> Cirnoism <br>
Patrick Star Thought<br> Valac Clara Thought <br> Cirno Thought <br> Flandre Scarlet Thought <br> <s>{{PCBA|Childhoodism}}</s> <br>
<s>{{PCBA|Childhoodism}}</s> <br>
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{{Alias|Ultranat.png|Ultranationalism|[[File:Internation.png]] [[Internationalism|LITERALLY INTERNATIONALISM!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Ultranat.png|Ultranationalism|[[File:Internation.png]] [[Internationalism|LITERALLY INTERNATIONALISM!]]}}<br>
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[[File:Nonquadrant.png|link=:Category:Non-Quadrant]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|{{Color|#FFFFFF|'''Non-Quadrant'''}}]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
[[File:Nonquadrant.png|link=:Category:Non-Quadrant]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|{{Color|#FFFFFF|'''Non-Quadrant'''}}]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
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'''Variants''' {{Collapse|
[[File:Authleft.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Left]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''AuthLeft'''}}]] ([[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Macias Nguema Thought, [[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Jabłonowskism, [[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Razzi Thought)<br>
[[File:Authleft.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Left]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''AuthLeft'''}}]] ([[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Macias Nguema Thought, [[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Jablonow-skism, [[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Razzi Thought)<br>
[[File:Authright.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Right]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|{{Color|#92D9F8|'''AuthRight'''}}]] ([[File:JBuchanan.png]] Buchananism, [[File:Wallex.png]] Wallexism, [[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] Bogdan Hristoz Thought)<br>
[[File:Authright.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Right]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|{{Color|#92D9F8|'''AuthRight'''}}]] ([[File:JBuchanan.png]] Buchananism, [[File:Wallex.png]] Wallexism, [[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] Bogdan Hristoz Thought)<br>
[[File:Leftunity.png|link=:Category:Left Unity]] [[:Category:Left Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Leftist'''}} {{Color|#C9E5BD|'''Unity'''}}]] ([[File:Dilma.png]] Dilmismo)<br>
[[File:Leftunity.png|link=:Category:Left Unity]] [[:Category:Left Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Leftist'''}} {{Color|#C9E5BD|'''Unity'''}}]] ([[File:Dilma.png]] Dilmismo)<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png|link=:Category:Libertarian Right]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|{{Color|#F5F5A9|'''LibRight'''}}]] ([[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Yiannopoulism, [[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Stonogism)<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png|link=:Category:Libertarian Right]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|{{Color|#F5F5A9|'''LibRight'''}}]] ([[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Yiannopoulism, [[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Stonogism)
{{Info|Right Unity|RightUnity}} ([[File:GuntherFehlinger.png]] Fehlinger Doctrine)
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|influences =
|influences =
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<s>Anything I like</s>
<s>Anything I like</s>
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|song= '''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3202EhSRkY? Fools village Theme]'''<ref>Main music, recommended to listening it while reading this page</ref> <br>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] <br>
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] <br>
[https://youtu.be/UnHDO9Qw2B0 Giga Pudding] <br>
[https://youtu.be/UnHDO9Qw2B0 Giga Pudding] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded] <br>
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*[[File:George.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|George Galloway]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:George.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|George Galloway]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[Scientocracy|Andrew Wakefield]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[Scientocracy|Andrew Wakefield]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:OneNatFem.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism|Theresa May]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:OneNatFem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Theresa May]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Boris Johnson]] (1964-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Boris Johnson]] (1964-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Neocuckservative.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Michael Gove]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref> [https://www.ft.com/content/3be49734-29cb-11e6-83e4-abc22d5d108c ''"Britain has had enough of experts, says Gove"''], The Financial Times. 3 June 2016.</ref>
*[[File:Neocuckservative.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Michael Gove]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref>[https://www.ft.com/content/3be49734-29cb-11e6-83e4-abc22d5d108c]</ref>
*[[File:Scomo.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Scott Morrison]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Vegemite
*[[File:Scomo.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Scott Morrison]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Vegemite
*[[File:JustinTrudeau.png]] [[State Liberalism|Justin Trudeau]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-Canada.png]] Maple Syrup
*[[File:Truss.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Liz Truss]] (1975-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Truss.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Liz Truss]] (1975-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Suella.png]] [[National Conservatism|Suella Braverman]] (1980-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref> [https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/oct/18/suella-braverman-blames-guardian-reading-tofu-eating-wokerati-for-disruptive-protests-video ''"Suella Braverman blames ‘‘Guardian Tofu-eating Wokerati’’ for the disruptive protests video"''], The Guardian. 18 October 2022.</ref>
*[[File:Suella.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Suella Braverman]] (1980-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref> [https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/oct/18/suella-braverman-blames-guardian-reading-tofu-eating-wokerati-for-disruptive-protests-video ''"Suella Braverman blames ‘‘Guardian Tofu-eating Wokerati’’ for the disruptive protests video"''], The Guardian. 18 October 2022.</ref>
*[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Milo Yiannopoulos]] (1984-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Milo Yiannopoulos]] (1984-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Tate.png]] [[Manosphere|Andrew Tate]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense/[[File:Cball-Romania.png]] Von count
*[[File:Tate.png]] [[Manosphere|Andrew Tate]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense/[[File:Cball-Romania.png]] Von count
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*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Charlie Kirk]] (1993-)
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Charlie Kirk]] (1993-)
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|Emma Vigeland]] (1994-)
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|Emma Vigeland]] (1994-)
*[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Ian "Vaush" Kochinski]] (1994-)
*[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Libertarian Market Socialism|Ian "Vaush" Kochinski]] (1994-)
*[[File:Fuente.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Nick Fuentes]] (1998-)
*[[File:Fuente.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Nick Fuentes]] (1998-)
*[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Jackson Hinkle]] (1999-)
*[[File:USA PSL.png]] [[Dengism|Danny Haiphong]] (?-)
*[[File:USA PSL.png]] [[Dengism|Danny Haiphong]] (?-)
*[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Jackson Hinkle]] (?-)
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[[File:PanAmer-Dunce.png]] '''Canapas''' {{Collapse|
[[File:PanAmer-Dunce.png]] '''Canapas''' {{Collapse|
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*[[File:Bud.png]] [[Buddhist Theocracy|Gonchigjalzangiin Badamdorj]] (1850-1921) [[File:Cball-Mongolia.png]] Throat Singing
*[[File:Bud.png]] [[Buddhist Theocracy|Gonchigjalzangiin Badamdorj]] (1850-1921) [[File:Cball-Mongolia.png]] Throat Singing
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Pol Pot]] (1925-1998) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Pol Pot]] (1925-1998) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nuon Chea]] (1926-2019) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nuon Chea]] (1926 - 2019) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[National Conservatism|Yoshirō Mori]] (1937-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Anime
*[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[National Conservatism|Yoshirō Mori]] (1937-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Anime
*[[File:Niyazov.png]] [[Isolationism|Saparmurat]] [[Totalitarianism|Niyazov]] (1940-2006) [[File:Cball-Turkmenistan.png]] Who?
*[[File:Niyazov.png]] [[Isolationism|Saparmurat]] [[Totalitarianism|Niyazov]] (1940-2006) [[File:Cball-Turkmenistan.png]] Who?
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*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|HEW]]
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|HEW]]
*[[File:TemujinLeeIcon.png.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism|Temujin]] [[Soulism|Lee]] (Self-mocked)
*[[File:TemujinLeeIcon.png.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism|Temujin]] [[Soulism|Lee]] (Self-mocked)
*[[File:Messard.png]] [[French Fascism|Messard]]
*[[File:Frenchgamer.png]] [[French Fascism|Messard]]
*[[File:EWBR2006-dunce.png]] [[Social Liberalism|UndertaleGamer1000]] (self-mocked)
*[[File:EWBR2006-dunce.png]] [[Social Liberalism|UndertaleGamer1000]] (self-mocked)
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Leninisbased556]]
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Leninisbased556]]
*[[File:Rojtleft.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Rojtavs]] (Self-Mocked)
*[[File:soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism|Rayeliminuto]]}}
*[[File:soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism|Rayeliminuto]]}}
And last, but not least, [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOU''']<br>
And last, but not least, [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOU''']<br>
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===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish oi bruv its chewsday innit ===
===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish oi bruv its chewsday innit ===
====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(No tOtAlY rEdY)</s>====
====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(tOtAlY rEdY)</s>====
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.


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*[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism|Knight snek]] - i wike sneks and knights.
*[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism|Knight snek]] - i wike sneks and knights.
*[[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistaw One Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy.. <s>wiat were u taiking mi??? "roum 101?"</s>
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistaw One Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy.. <s>wiat were u taiking mi??? "roum 101?"</s>
*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism|Wrong tawk cowboy]] - hehe, he tawk wrong too. YEEHAW!
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bath guy]]- yay wets tak a bath :D
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bath guy]]- yay wets tak a bath :D
*[[File:Legion.png]] [[Legionarism|Tic Tac Tow guy]] - i wike Tic Tac Tow.
*[[File:Legion.png]] [[Legionarism|Tic Tac Tow guy]] - i wike Tic Tac Tow.
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*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism|Wed Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism|Wed Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
*[[File:World_Federalism2.png]] [[World Federalism|Kown Sywup Guy]] - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
*[[File:World_Federalism2.png]] [[World Federalism|Kown Sywup Guy]] - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
*[[File:Mat-0.png]] [[Matriarchy|Ur momma]] - Doin' Your Mom, Doin' Doin' Your Mom.
*[[File:Mat-0.png]] [[Matriarchy|Ur mom]] - Doin' Your Mom, Doin' Doin' Your Mom.
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy|Daddy]] - Daddy dont go, I dont wike being fatherwess :(.
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy|Daddy]] - Daddy dont go, I dont wike being fatherwess :(.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism|Gae]] - Y r u GAE?
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism|Gae]] - Y r u GAE?
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*[[File:Lev_Davidovich_Bronstein.png]] [[Trotskyism|KFC guy]] - I wuv KFC!!
*[[File:Lev_Davidovich_Bronstein.png]] [[Trotskyism|KFC guy]] - I wuv KFC!!
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|Hide and Seek guy]] - Wets pway hide and seek!!
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|Hide and Seek guy]] - Wets pway hide and seek!!
* [[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy|Cow guy]] - i wike cows too! <s>wayt... y did u caww me a "shoodwa"?</s>
*[[File:Libms.png]] [[Libertarian Market Socialism|Wiberte Myushual guy]] - I wike ur adz wiff da emyu, dey ar funi.
* [[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva|Funi cow guy]] - he tawks funi, and so sowwy iz a funni youtoob chanel.
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy|Cow guy]] - i wike cows too! <s>wayt... y did u caww me a "shoodwa"?</s>
* [[File:Tetra.png]] [[Tetrarchy|Tetris guy]] - I WOVE TETRWIS
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva|Funi cow guy]] - he tawks funi, and so sowwy iz a funni youtoob chanel.
* [[File:AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism|NAKED guy]] - WOHOO!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO WER CLOPHES!!!! I WOOK FUNNEY!!!!
*[[File:Tetra.png]] [[Tetrarchy|Tetris guy]] - I WOVE TETRWIS
* [[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism|Weaf guy]] - I wuv jumping in weafs duwing da faww!
*[[File:AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism|NAKED guy]] - WOHOO!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO WER CLOPHES!!!! I WOOK FUNNEY!!!!
* [[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Bwue weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah bwue.
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism|Weaf guy]] - I wuv jumping in weafs duwing da faww!
* [[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism|Wed weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah wed.
*[[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Bwue weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah bwue.
* [[File:Cball-Ohio.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Dat funeeh muwican state]] - only in ohio 💀💀💀
*[[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism|Wed weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah wed.
*[[File:Cball-Ohio.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Dat funeeh muwican state]] - only in ohio 💀💀💀
*[[File:SPR.png]] [[Satirism#South Park Republicanism|Blud, deaf poo-poo guy]] - I wove sowth pawk! It sow funney! "Thwey kiwed Keny! Ywo bastawds!"
*[[File:SPR.png]] [[Satirism#South Park Republicanism|Blud, deaf poo-poo guy]] - I wove sowth pawk! It sow funney! "Thwey kiwed Keny! Ywo bastawds!"
*[[File:Integralismf.png]] [[Brazilian Integralism|SIGMA MALE]] - im a sigma male too! sugma bawws lol xddd!!!
*[[File:Integralismf.png]] [[Brazilian Integralism|SIGMA MALE]] - im a sigma male too! sugma bawws lol xddd!!!
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*[[File:SL.png]] [[Silver Legionism|American nerd]] - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
*[[File:SL.png]] [[Silver Legionism|American nerd]] - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
*[[File:Perkonkrusts.png]] [[Pērkonkrusts|Latvian nerd]] - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
*[[File:Perkonkrusts.png]] [[Pērkonkrusts|Latvian nerd]] - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
*[[File:Vpered.png]] [[Vperedism|Russian nerd]] - boring Wussian person who hates [[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|fawmer]].
*[[File:Vpered.png]] [[Vperedism|Russian nerd]] - boring Wussian person who hates [[File:Farm.png]] fawmer guy.
*[[File:Steinval.png]] [[Steiner-Vallentyne School|Puerto Rican nerd]] - poopy Pwewto Wican whos wants to send me to skool. i don wanna go to SCOOW.
*[[File:Steinval.png]] [[Steiner-Vallentyne School|Puerto Rican nerd]] - poopy Pwewto Wican whos wants to send me to skool. i don wanna go to SCOOW.
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|Scawy muney guy]] - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe, and making muney. i dont wike him.
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|Scawy muney guy]] - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe, and making muney. i dont wike him.
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*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Guy]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Guy]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File:SecSat.png]] [[Secular Satanism|Kinda scawy guy]] - ur not as scawy as the other guy but ur a NERD
*[[File:SecSat.png]] [[Secular Satanism|Kinda scawy guy]] - ur not as scawy as the other guy but ur a NERD
*[[File:VHMent.png]] [[Antinatalism|PEOPWE HATER]] - CWINGE
*[[File:VHMent.png]] [[Voluntary Human Extinction|PEOPWE HATER]] - CWINGE
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Toy shawer]] - i dont womt to shawe my towys!
*[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Toy shawer]] - i dont womt to shawe my towys!
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VtzsBWUJt0 screaming and farting compilation]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VtzsBWUJt0 screaming and farting compilation]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceHIT9vaF8 Better Call goofy ahh Saul phonk remix]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceHIT9vaF8 Better Call goofy ahh Saul phonk remix]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tav8EISUhYk Cursed Woody Sings A Song Calm Down Woody… (‘Shut Up Buzz’ Scary Toy Story Halloween Horror Parody)] by [https://www.youtube.com/@AaronFraserNash Aaron Fraser-Nash]


===Online Cumuniteez===
===Online Cumuniteez===