Kakistocracy

Kakistocracy
Basic Information
Aliases	Idiocracy, Rule Of The Stupid, Mad World
Character Information
Likes	Doin your mom
Dislikes	Nerds
Song	FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom

Kakistocracy ball is an economically, culturally, and socially variable ideologyball. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the stupid" or more literally "Rule of the worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomena.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist Accelerationism, there's all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, that everything holds up alright. Looking at you, democracy!

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals. He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

.*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

Currently being practiced in your country. Yes, specifically your country.

History

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of time itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has been only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with the post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

Personality

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the the mental maturity of a prepubescent child).

His imbecility is often shown with him wearing a helicopter hat, adoring immature and outdated memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin your mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject

How to Draw

File:Kakistokracja.png

The design for Kakistocracy is based on this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

1. Draw a ball.
2. Draw a stripe of light-green (#00d560).
3. Draw a white (#ffffff) silhouette of a head in profile.
4. Draw an Omega symbol on the face's forehead, also in light-green (#00d560).
5. Add the eyes (and make them as stupid looking as possible) and you're done!

Relationships

Friends:

• Democracyball
• Anarcho-Primitivismball
• Minarchismball
• Primalismball - teehee, u sownd like a doggy!
• Stratocracyball - ooo! another doggy!
• Corpocracy - I love Brawndo!

Enemies: (Note: Kakistocracy is too stupid to intentionally make enemies. These ones just hate him.)

• Technocracyball
• Transhumanismball
• Ingsocball
• Gerontocracyball - Cringe boomer! (the only one Kakistocracyball hates on purpose)

Further Reading

Books

• The very hungry caterpillar by Eric Carle

• Be Stupid: For Successful Living. by Renzo Rosso
• Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot by Tim Newark
• Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others by Bruce Chapman
• Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? by Wimpy Fart
• Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap by PT Evans
• Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero by PT Evans

Wikipedia Pages

• Kakistocracy
• Peter principle
• Dilbert Principle
• Government of Finland
• Government of Australia
• National debt of the United States
• Idiocracy
• List of frivolous political parties
• List of Sovereign states
• The State
• Wabbit Twouble (The Looney Tunes episode where Big Chungus debuted)

Videos

• 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞 by CGPGrey.
• The Story of Western Philosophy by exurb1a.
• Idiocracy by Mike Judge
• Doin' Your Mom by Fatty Spins
• "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill by Bad Duck Media
• Big Chungus Song by Endigo
• Big Chungus Song (the other one) by CG5
• Pickle Rick Dubstep by TripON
• Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix by TRAP MUSIC NOW
• Nightcore - Doin your mom by Nightcore paradise
• Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191 by Cheese touch gaming
• THE URANUS SONG! by RyanStorm
• Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) by Harry Enfield
• 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All? by Yo Mama
• peter griffin dubstep by bethers
• Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019)) by burk

Communities

• r/all
• r/OkBuddyRetard
• r/AgainstHateSubreddits
• The Polcompball Discord Server

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