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[[File:Shia.png]] [[Shia Theocracy]]<br>
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*[[File:Khamenei.png]] '''Khameneism''' {{Collapse|
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*[[File:Raisi.png]] '''Raisism''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism
**[[File:Antiwest.png]] Anti-Westernism
**[[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionism
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**[[File:Russophilia.png]] {{PCBA|Russophilia}}
**[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|Sectarianism]] (Accused, denied)
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**[[File:Raisi.png]] [[Internationalism|Ali Akbar Mohtashamipur]] (1947-2021)
**[[File:Rouhani.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Hassan Rouhani]] (1948-)
**[[File:IslamReform.png]] [[Islamic Democracy|Masoud Pezeshkian]] (1954-)
**[[File:IRGC.png]] [[Stratocracy|Qasem Soleimani]] (1957-2020)
**[[File:Ahmadinejad.png]] [[Islamic Populism|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] (1956-)
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===Halal===
*[[File:Shia.png]] [[Shia Theocracy]] - Is literally me.
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - My Grandfather.
*[[File:Classdeal.png]] [[Class Dealignment]] - You hate economics?! So do I! Our people MUST study Sharia and the Quran, NOT economics!
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#Vladimir Putin|Putinism]] - Thanks for the support, Mate!
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - My ideological ally who's currently fighting Western hegemony. Dugin really likes me and he even said that I am the center of the fight against modernism.
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*[[File:FarightInter.png]] [[Internationalism]] - "Until the cry 'There is no God but Allah' resounds over the whole world, there will be struggle."▼
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Good Westerner, he is for his country being great and sovereignty instead of imperialism and sucking off [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|This Dog]]. And he may be a Soycialist but hates Capitalism. He sometimes defends me and my other [[File:Gaddafi.png]] friends [[File:Cball-Syria.png]] from Neocucks.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Another great ally and thanks for arming me in Iran-Iraq war! Best ally one could have and you helped me with ending the proxy-conflict with the Saudis!<ref>[https://www.npr.org/2023/03/11/1162886810/truce-between-iran-and-saudi-arabia-brokered-by-china-raises-some-concern-for-u- ''"Truce between Iran and Saudi Arabia brokered by China raises some concerns (...)"''], NPR.org. 11 March 2023.</ref> The US warmongers can cope. <s>Good job at detaining S*nnis</s>▼
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - He helped me kickstart my nuclear and missile program, also supported me in the war. Best Korea!▼
▲*[[File:FarightInter.png]] [[Internationalism]] - "Until the cry 'There is no God but Allah' resounds over the whole world, there will be struggle."
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - W*men belong in the kitchen and must wear veils instead of short skirts.
*[[File:PolFal.png]] [[National Radicalism]] - Based Polish Catholics. Thank you Falanga for supporting us.
*[[File:Nuclear_Icon.png]] {{PCBA|Nuclear Power Advocacy}} - Nuclear energy is my second favorite type of energy and my nuclear program is purely scientific. <s>URANIUM PURITY LEVELS AT 84% of 90%, ERASING THE [[File:Zio.png]] ZIONIST ENTITY SOON...</s>
▲*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Another great ally and thanks for arming me in Iran-Iraq war! Best ally one could have and you helped me with ending the proxy-conflict with the Saudis!<ref>[https://www.npr.org/2023/03/11/1162886810/truce-between-iran-and-saudi-arabia-brokered-by-china-raises-some-concern-for-u- ''"Truce between Iran and Saudi Arabia brokered by China raises some concerns (...)"''], NPR.org. 11 March 2023.</ref> The US warmongers can cope. <s>Good job at detaining S*nnis</s>
▲*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - He helped me kickstart my nuclear and missile program, also supported me in the war. Best Korea!
*[[File:Panc.png]] [[Pancasila]] - Indonesia and Iran are the prime representatives of the Islamic world.
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - Now that's the economics I like! You
*[[File:Yellsoc.png]] [[Yellow Socialism]] - You got it, [[File:CLeft.png]] center-left economics and cultural [[File:React.png]] Reactionaryism is the way to go.
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===Syubhah===
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Raghad and Saddam hate me but Assad is cool.▼
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - No matter how much I dislike you and you are a Sunni, our political arm in Turkey has allied with you and helped you in the elections.▼
*[[File:Heart-Integralism.png]] [[Integralism]] - We are somewhat alike and will be good allies for now. You are basically me but a noble infidel.
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - We are enemies of Z**nism, not of Jewish people, honestly. We even reserve a seat in the Majles for a Jewish representative. <s>When will you all convert, anyway?</s>▼
*[[File:Puritan.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy|Puritanism]] - In many ways my Christian counterpart from the 17th century. Maybe Britain should've stayed a Republican Protectorate after all.
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*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Your hatred for [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] and support for [[File:3P.png]] third-position economics is admirable, but you are too European for my liking and even hate Isla... [https://www.jstor.org/stable/20840121 Wait, why did Mussolini call himself "The Protector of Islam"?!]▼
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*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - Not a fan of communism but the way you stand up to [[File:GreatSatan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|America]] will always be based!
*[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - You were a great ally in Libya until the so-called "Arab spring" took you out. I then unfortunately had to denounce you...▼
*[[File:Gorb.png]] {{PCBA|Gorbachevism}} - Too bad I couldn't convince you to convert to Islam.<ref>[[W:Khomeini%27s_letter_to_Mikhail_Gorbachev|"Khomeini's letter to Mikhail Gorbachev"]], Wikipedia.org.</ref>
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - I share your love for nukes but I'm not very fond of this [[File:Commie.png]] Communism thing neither of this weird [[File:Transh.png]] Alien thing.▼
*[[File:IslamCap.png]] {{PCBA|Islamic Capitalism}} - Our relationship is complicated, to say the least! However, Qatar and UAE are ok, and I've recently made peace with Saudi Arabia ending our decades-long proxy conflict.▼
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - Lula, Maduro and Evo are all good friends but that fake leftist Boric and that feminist Dilma can both fuck off.
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Pahlavi Dynasty go bye bye but this is the direction I've been taking during the 21st Century.
**{{Alias|Rouhani.png|File:Rouhani.png|This is a good way to progress.}}**{{Alias|Raisi.png|File:Raisi.png|Yes, of course progress is for capitalists, not the poor, so please shut up.}}
▲*[[File:IslamCap.png]] {{PCBA|Islamic Capitalism}} - Our relationship is complicated, to say the least! However, Qatar and UAE are ok, and I've recently made peace with Saudi Arabia ending our decades-long proxy conflict.
*[[File:Neoliberal.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - My Principlist wing hates you but my Reformist wing has no problem with you.
▲*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - No matter how much I dislike you and you are a Sunni, our political arm in Turkey has allied with you and helped you in the elections.
▲*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - I share your love for nukes but I'm not very fond of this [[File:Commie.png]] Communism thing neither of this weird [[File:Transh.png]] Alien thing.
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] -
*[[File:Piss.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|PIS]] - Every good relation with Poland (A country that we shared alliance with during WW2) left, after Jews and Americans took over is gone thanks to you. Thanks for attending the anniversary of the Revolution tho...<ref>[https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-hungary-ignore-eu-boycott-celebrate-iran-revolution-tehran-ebrahim-raisi/ ''Poland, Hungary ignore EU boycott to celebrate Iranian revolution in Tehran''], POLITICO</ref>▼
*[[File:Reform.png]] [[Reformism]] - Yeah sure, Khatami and Rouhani were reformists, whatever...
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Thanks for the JCPOA (Iran Nuclear Deal) but don't you think it is a bit hypocritical for the US, the only nation that has used nuclear weapons on civilians to tell another nation not to build nukes?
*[[File:Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - Good Americans, for their Nation and against scapegoating me and [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|That Abomination]] but supports legal debauchery, a capitalist and not fond of the whole "Freedom and Liberty" thing.
*[[File:Saadeh.png]] [[Saadehism]] - Stop trying to turn Assad against me you secular degenerate. But in Lebanon we are gucci, also Susli likes me.▼
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Aren't you just [[File:Hussein.png]] [[Ba'athism|Saddam]]? <s>But the Holocaust didn't happen and was a lie, but your other crimes are not lies, but because of the respect you have given to Islam, I will not rank you as an enemy. Although your respect for Religion is for your own benefit and not for God's pleasure.</s><ref>[https://www.brookings.edu/blog/markaz/2014/03/21/oops-he-did-it-again-irans-supreme-leader-questions-the-holocaust/ ''"Oops He did it again: Iran's supreme leader questions the Holocaust."''], Brookings.edu. 21 March 2014. BUT your [[File:Neonazi.png]] modern followers are based for supporting Hezbollah.</ref>▼
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Good culture but bad economy.
▲*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Your hatred for [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] and support for [[File:3P.png]] third-position economics is admirable, but you are too European for my liking and even hate Isla... [https://www.jstor.org/stable/20840121 Wait, why did Mussolini call himself "The Protector of Islam"?!]
▲*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Raghad and Saddam hate me but Assad is cool.
▲*[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - You were a great ally in Libya until the so-called "Arab spring" took you out. I then unfortunately had to denounce you...
▲*[[File:Saadeh.png]] [[Saadehism]] - Stop trying to turn Assad against me you secular degenerate. But in Lebanon we are gucci, also Susli likes me.
*[[File:Flang.png]] [[Falangism]] - Your Lebanese type is a Z**nist dog, and your Polish type is good with me, and some called me an Islamic Falange at the beginning of the revolution, you are religious but a rebel.▼
▲*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Aren't you just [[File:Hussein.png]] [[Ba'athism|Saddam]]? <s>But the Holocaust didn't happen and was a lie, but your other crimes are not lies, but because of the respect you have given to Islam, I will not rank you as an enemy. Although your respect for Religion is for your own benefit and not for God's pleasure.</s><ref>[https://www.brookings.edu/blog/markaz/2014/03/21/oops-he-did-it-again-irans-supreme-leader-questions-the-holocaust/ ''"Oops He did it again: Iran's supreme leader questions the Holocaust."''], Brookings.edu. 21 March 2014.</ref> <s>BUT your [[File:Neonazi ball.png]] modern followers are based for supporting Hezbollah.</
*[[File:Islamfash.png]] {{PCBA|Islamic Fascism}} - Sometimes you are okay, other times you want to exterminate Shia and that you are an extreme nationalist and you care more about ethnicity than Islam, which is not good at all. Zionists call me you which is funny.▼
▲*[[File:Flang.png]] [[Falangism]] - Your Lebanese type is a Z**nist dog,
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] - You are too authoritarian from a civil point of view and please give the clergy more political influence, but your values are good.
▲*[[File:Islamfash.png]] {{PCBA|Islamic Fascism}} - Sometimes you are okay, other times you want to exterminate Shia and that you are an extreme nationalist and you care more about ethnicity than Islam, which is not good at all. Zionists call me you which is funny.
▲*[[File:Piss.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|PIS]] - Every good relation with Poland (A country that we shared alliance with during WW2) left, after Jews and Americans took over is gone thanks to you. Thanks for attending the anniversary of the Revolution tho...<ref>[https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-hungary-ignore-eu-boycott-celebrate-iran-revolution-tehran-ebrahim-raisi/ ''Poland, Hungary ignore EU boycott to celebrate Iranian revolution in Tehran''], POLITICO</ref>
▲*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - We are enemies of Z**nism, not of Jewish people, honestly. We even reserve a seat in the Majles for a Jewish representative. <s>When will you all convert, anyway?</s>
*[[File:Zelensky.png]] [[Populism|Zelenskyism]] - Am*rican lackey but [[File:Ahmadinejad.png]] Ahmadinejad came to like you somehow.
▲*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - American Nationalist and a Christian Fundamentalist who opposes my revolution but he is against demonizing me and we both hate [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|The Parasite]] and [[File:Gay.png]] Haram.
*[[File:Korona.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Braunism]] - Similar to the above. A Lechistanian who appriciates our ancestors help in WW2 and fights US Imperialism in his country. I'm skeptical because your love for Capitalism and The fact you're a Monarchist, itself reminds me of [[File:Pahlavi.png]] Someone.
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*[[File:Gay.png]] LGBT+ - '''FILTHY DENEGRATES!!! YOU ARE ALL SODOMITES AND ALLAH WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!!!'''
*[[File:StramKurs.png]] [[National_Libertarianism#Utilitarian_Ethnonationalism|Utilitarian Ethnonationalism]] - '''STOP BURNING THE QURAN'''! I'LL SUMMON THE SWEDISH AMBASSADOR, THIS NEEDS TO STOP, '''NOW!'''
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - How did all this dirt and cruelty come to a consensus in one person?!!!
*[[File:Strans.png]] [[Stransserism]] - Not only don't you want a foreskin, but you don't want a penis! How 'bout we hold your legs apart and let the mutt maul it off then! <s>At least you can turn gays straight.</s>
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Capitalism is haram and so is the degenerate filth you stand for.
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - The west clams to hate Daesh, but we actually are serious about fighting them. <s>I'm basically you, but Shia.</s>
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Yes, Iranians are Aryans just not your made-up definition of Aryan.
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Never heard of him. And by the way, you are a Ziotard.
*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - FUCK YOU KURDISH TERRORISTS, STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME!
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