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{{Alias|PCM.png|Kakistocracy#r/PoliticalCompassMemes_(aUtHrIgHt_ChAd_lIblEfT_SoY_fLaIr_Up!_1!!1!1!!!)|Left Quadrant Final Boss}}<br>[[File:Cball-Rusiec.png]] Rusiecism <br>[[File:PolHoppe.png]] Polish Hoppeanism <br> Polish Ron Paulism <br>
[[File:Nowa Prawica.png]] Polish New Right <br> Oxymoron Libertarian (By Culturally-Left Libertarians)<br>
Kucism<br>
Korwinidesism (Athenian Korwinism)<br>
[[File:Ozjasz.png]] Ozjasz Goldbergism ([[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Jewish]] name)<br>
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{{Info|Libertarians}}<br>
[[File:Monarch.png|link=:Category:Monarchists]] [[:Category:Monarchists|{{Color|#9425A0|'''Monarchists'''}}]] (most)<br>
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'''Main:'''<br>
[[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism<br>
[[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy <br>
[[File:AntiFem.png]] Anti-Feminism<br>
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[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism <br>
[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism]]<br>
[[File:Cultism.png]] <s>[[Cultism]]</s><br>
[[File:Euroscept.png]] Hard Euroscepticism<br>
[[File:Hayek.png]] [[Hayekism]]<br>
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[[File:NeoNationalism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Neo-Nationalism]]<br>
[[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]]<br>
[[File:Map.png]]<s> Pro-Pedophilia</s><br>
[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]]<br>
[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism]]<br>
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[[File:Ancon.png]] [[Anarcho-Conservatism]]<br>
[[File:Prez.png]] [[Presidentialism]]<br>
[[File:Russophilia.png]] Russophilia<br>
[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]]
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▲*[[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democracy
▲*[[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionism
|song = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-G8UQMnB1A Kor Win Mikket] <br>
[https://youtu.be/vhD9pHILuUE Unia Polityki Realnej Hymn] <br>
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[[File:Dziambor.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Arthur Erwin Dziambor]] (1982-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland (Initially)<br>
[[File:Kelthuz.png]] [[Contrarianism|Tomasz Paweł Czapla (Kelthuz)]] (1983-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland<br>
[[File:Mentzen.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Sławomir Mentzen]] (Arguably) (1986-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] {{PBW|Polandball|Poland}}
|likes=Freedom<br>
[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]]<br>
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Massacring leftists<br>
Saying controversial statements<br><s>Child Porn</s><br>
<s>Adolf Hitler</s>
|dislikes=[[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|Leftism]]<br>
[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]]<br>
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*is arrogant, does despise the majority; at the same time, is polite and cultural towards everyone;
*is a horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same);
*is a right-wing equivalent of [[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Italian Left Communism]]'s purism: believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, whereas he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers;
*compares every opponent to [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] and likes mentioning Hitler, in general;
*sometimes unexpectedly says something weird/bizarre about women, disabled people, or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behavior known as the "1% protocol").
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===Korwin early on===
The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of [[File:
After this moment, Korwin took it upon himself to partake in as much events as possible. Partaking in every single Polish election including Presidential, Parliamentary, European and Local{{Refn|With the exception of the 2020 Polish Presidential Election, as he lost Konfederacja's primary elections.}}; he also rarely refused an interview or a title.
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===After Korwin===
After Janusz Korwin-Mikke retired in 2022, he was replaced by Sławomir Mentzen. It changed its name from "KORWiN" to Nowa Nadzieja.
During run for X cadency of Sejm, which ended on October 15, 2023, Mentzen had betrayed Korwin. During the campaign Korwin was hidden by Konfederacja's election staff only to be later falsely blaimed for low percentage of votes for [[File:Konfa.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Konfederacja]]<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Polish_parliamentary_election ''Results of Parliamentary elections in Poland in 2023'']</ref>.
Korwin's reaction to this betrayal was to disassociate from Konfederacja and foundation of a new [https://korwin.com.pl/ KORWiN] party.
==Foundations==
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===[[File:AntiDem.png]] Anti-Democratic beliefs ===
The movement is generally opposed to Democracy, with Korwin calling it "The dumbest system of government" as "Two local Żuls{{Refn|Pejorative term commonly used in Poland for homeless alcoholics.|group=Note}} have more voice in how things are ran than an expert", and also "During a war, you need a dictator to rule a country". Most Korwinists favor a form of Semi-Constitutional Monarchy instead.
==Variants==
===[[File:Dziambor.png]] Dziamborism===
'''Dziamborism''' is a ideology based on believes of Artur Dziambor, one of the original betrayers, who later founded [[File:Wolnosciowcy.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Wolnościowcy]] Party. His ideas are more akin to [[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] or even [[File:Libconserv3.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]].
===[[File:Kulesza.png]] Kuleszism/
'''Kuleszism''' is a ideology based on believes of Jakub Kulesza, one of the original betrayers, who later founded [[File:Wolnosciowcy.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Wolnościowcy]] Party. His ideas are more akin to [[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] and [[File:Ancon.png]] [[Anarcho-Conservatism]].
===[[File:Homokorwin.png]] Homokorwinism===
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===[[File:Kelthuz.png]] Kelthuzism===
===[[File:Mentzen.png]] Mentzenism(-Wiplerism) / Neo-Korwinism / XD Philosophy===
On October 15, 2022, Sławomir Mentzen became the leader of the KORWIN party, changing its name to New Hope. His main postulate is low and simple taxes. Once Mentzen introduced the "five of the Confederation" where he said that they do not want gays, Jews, abortion, the European Union and taxes. Currently, Sławomir denies these words and claims that it was a joke. New Hope supports the presidential system, voluntary ZUS for entrepreneurs and the abolition of PIT and CIT taxes. After kicking out Korwin from Nowa Nadzieja, he fully embraced being a puppet of his former master [[File:Wipler.png]] Przemysław Wipler as now they continue infamous "March to the Center" by deradicalization of the whole movement.
==How to Draw==
Korwinism's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party ([[w:KORWiN_(Poland)|Wolność]]) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the [https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unia_Polityki_Realnej Real Politics Union] (UPR) is accepted too.
===New KORWiN design===
{{Flag|New_Korwin_flag.jpg|(KORWiN design)}}
# Draw a ball with eyes,
#Add a crimson bow tie,
# Fill the ball with a dark shade of violet,
#Draw a Closed Crown with half pale gold and half gold (optionally upside down as a reference to Polandball being upside down)
And you're done!
{{Flag-auto
|c1 = Gold
|h1 = #F1C100
|c2 = Pale Gold
|h2 = #FFF5B0
|c3 = Dark Violet
|h3 = #110229
|c4 = Crimson
|h4 = #DC143C
▲}}
===Wolność design===
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*[[File:Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism]] - Also the best system.
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Nice guy and a fan of mine but I wish he wasn't so moderate.
*[[File:NatDem.png]] [[National Democracy|National Movement]] - My great [[w:National_Movement_(Poland)|ally]] and compatriot, he fights in my side in order to make Poland great again.▼
*[[File:Korona.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Braunism]] - Another based ally.
*[[File:Timocracy.png]] [[Timocracy]] - Way better than ''*phew*'' d***cracy.
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Fellow free-market lover with based cultural views.
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*[[File:Hayek.png]] [[Hayekism]] - One of the greatest intellectuals of all time.
*[[File:AltBert.png]] [[National Libertarianism#Alt-Libertarianism|Alt-Right Libertarianism]] - A bit racist and at times fascistic but apart of that he's great.
*[[File:Carl Benjamin.png]] [[Alt-Lite#
*[[File:Kjellbergism-icon-2.png]] [[Satirism|PewDiePie]] - Same as above but Swedish.
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - My Yank, Statist counterpart! <s>Cancel Visas!</s>
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=== Frenemies ===
▲*[[File:NatDem.png]] [[National Democracy|National Movement]] - My great [[w:National_Movement_(Poland)|ally]] and compatriot, he fights in my side in order to make Poland great again, shame you are republicans, d***crats and protectionists, some even regulationists.
*[[File:Konfa.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Confederationism]] - The student has surpassed the master... At least [[File:Mentzen.png]] Sławek rages the lefties, now.
*[[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] - Too moderate, too ''*phew*'' d***cratic.
*[[File:
*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - Economically wise, culturally degenerate.
*[[File:Pinochet.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Too statist, but I absolutely love how you deal with commies.
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*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - Pro-capitalist, but your philosophy is frankly pretty weird. <s>Also, Rand is a w*man, but at least she hates feminism too.</s>
*[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism]] - Economically a bit too statist and socialist for my liking but your cultural views are pretty based.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] -
* [[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - Not as utopian as [[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|Ancap]] but you are too moderate and ''*phew*'' d***cratic, and some of you are too progressive.
*[[File:jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - ISIS and Taliban are still better than [[File:European_Federalism.png]] the EU. Also, Nice job not letting Women and LGBT people have rights.
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===W****s and Thieves===
*Everybody to the left of [[File:Balcerowicz.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Leszek Balcerowicz]].
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - You promise 500 monies, yet you take 1000 monies.{{Refn|In reference to the ''"500+ program"'', instituted by the Law and Justice party.|group=Note}}
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - How can you be conservative and socialist? Your whole ideology is about putting power in the hands of those who don't deserve it. At least you're less cringe than most other socialists.
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*[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - Rape culture? Why yes, there is an element of rape in every sexual intercourse. Problem?
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Why the heck you often suffer from mental breakdown when I debate you?
*[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism]] - See, I do advocate the legalisation of marijuana, sex work and <s>child</s> pornography, but you're too progressive. And why the disgusted look? You wanna debate me? Fuck you Dziambor and Sośnierz!
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Your whole ideology sounds like the [[File:European_Federalism.png]] EU.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - You '''''are''''' the [[File:European_Federalism.png]] EU!
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