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===Lumpenproletariat (Frenemies)===
* [[File:Anarkiddy.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Silly anarkiddy, you are no proletarian, your gathering of peasants is petite-bourgeois anarchism! Combining the beliefs of Bakunin with my [[File:Ormarxf.png]] dad who kicked him out is contradictory. Read Engels! Though he helps me beat up capitalists, fascists and
* [[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - [[File:Kerensky.png]] Kerensky was a clown, [[File:Huism.png]] Hu and [[File:Gorb.png]] Gorby were stooges, and Va*sh is a kulak and western chauvinist pig! AOC and the rest of the Squad are somewhat better but still too moderate. At least [[File:Mandela.png]] Mandela and [[File:Nyerere.png]] Nyerere were based (even if the latter preferred to hang out with the Chinese comrade).▼
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - We share a mutual love for revolutionary figures such as Lenin, Rosa, Mao, Hoxha, Kollontai, and many others, and I usually seek new cultural expectations under Communism. Some other comrades, however, such as the Kims and Brezhnev don't seem to be your thing. And please, don't give anarkiddies a pass.▼
* [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Papa! I'm sorry that you consider me to be too statist, and many of my variants you probably would not agreed with, but please... I am trying to spread your work.▼
▲*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - [[File:Kerensky.png]] Kerensky was a clown, [[File:Huism.png]] Hu and [[File:Gorb.png]] Gorby were stooges, and Va*sh is a kulak and western chauvinist pig! AOC and the rest of the Squad are somewhat better but still too moderate. At least [[File:Mandela.png]] Mandela and [[File:Nyerere.png]] Nyerere were based (even if the latter preferred to hang out with the Chinese comrade).
*[[File:ChiangKaiShek.png]] [[Tridemism|Chiangism]] - I supported you over this [[File:ChenDuxiu.png]] [[Trotskyism|revisionist]] and wanted [[File:MaoHair.png]] [[Maoism|Mao]] to make peace with you, but you are still a capitalist tyrant!▼
*[[File: Antifa.png]] [[Anti-Fascism|Antifa]] - Thalmann was based but you are kinda anarkiddy and/or lib now. I will always stand in frontier with you to bash the [[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism|fash]], and I will never forget the Great Patriotic War.▼
▲*[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Papa! I'm sorry that you consider me to be too statist, and many of my variants you probably would not agreed with, but please... I am trying to spread your work.
*[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - The one who started it all. You are a great revolutionary hero, but you secretly hated [[Totalitarianism|Stalin]] and did not want him in power. I can understand you distrust of him as he used to be a [[Illegalism|criminal and lumpen]]. Ngl, your right, he made many MLs look bad and divided the communist world.
*[[File:Luxem.png]] [[Classical Social Democracy|Spartacism]] - Semi
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - *sharpens ice pick* You should have minded your own business when Germany fell, but instead you resorted to factionalism just to be salty! But thanks a lot for your help in the Russian Civil War. Nowadays we like each other more!
*[[File:MLM.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism–Maoism]] - Despite our differing views on peasants, you're still cool... Also, our modern internet variants don't seem to like one another.
*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism]] - Revisionist scum who introduced capitalism to the Soviet Union. Crushing the 1956 Hungarian uprising was based, though, and so was your "
*[[File: Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - 50% of the time he is right...The other 50% of the time he’s a kulak. Pick one.▼
*[[File: Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Adoptive son. We agreed on many things, but he also argued with me about markets and helped form the cringe non-aligned movement. Also, why did you allow your people to be corrupted by all that Western entertainment?▼
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Juche gang! Wait, what do you mean Marxism-Leninism is unfit for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?! Dirty revisionist! Still preferable to Southern fakes.▼
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - Maoism's more unhinged and reactionary son who hates me for supporting [[File: Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]]. <s>Honestly, he scares me.</s>▼
*[[File:Burmasoc.png]] [[Buddhist Socialism|Burmese Socialism]] - Had the potential to be great but Ne Win was an incompetent idiot.▼
*[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism]] - Just get an appreciation for Marx, and you'll be based. Also just because [[File:Lukash.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Lukashenko]] and [[File:JuanVelasco.png]] [[Caudillismo|Velasco]] and [[File:GerSPD.png]] Grotewohl are allies doesn't excuse your borderline third positionism.▼
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - You can't just vote in socialism and expect the bourgeoisie to go away on their own, just ask [[File:Allende.png]] Allende (who was pretty based). However, we work more these days.▼
▲*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - We share a mutual love for revolutionary figures such as Lenin, Rosa, Mao, Hoxha, Kollontai, and many others, and I usually seek new cultural expectations under Communism. Some other comrades, however, such as the Kims and Brezhnev don't seem to be your thing. And please, don't give [[File:Anarkiddy.png]] anarkiddies a pass.
▲*[[File:ChiangKaiShek.png]] [[Tridemism|Chiangism]] - I supported you over this [[File:ChenDuxiu.png]] [[Trotskyism|revisionist]] and wanted [[File:MaoHair.png]] [[Maoism|Mao]] to make peace with you, but you are still a capitalist tyrant!
▲*[[File: Antifa.png]] [[Anti-Fascism|Antifa]] - Thalmann was based but you are kinda anarkiddy and/or lib now. I will always stand in frontier with you to bash the [[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism|fash]], and I will never forget the Great Patriotic War.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - I like how you rally the support of peasants in rural areas. But a peasant-owned economy will not create communism, let alone socialism. And I don't trust wealthy farmers (kulaks) who call themselves "socialists" to not burn farms and sabotage the economy. That's why I seized the land to proletarians.
*[[File:GE.png]] [[Gift Economy]] - A fellow ideology of generosity and caring for all, but your ideology is too utopian. <s>I sure hope I'm on the nice list.</s>
*[[File:Christsoc.png]] [[Christian Socialism]] - At least you are not reactionary even though you guys like the opium of the people... At least Stalin and Brezhnev were relatively soft on you.
*[[File:Islamic Socialism.png]] [[Islamic Socialism]] - Same as the above, however, Malcolm X and Siad Barre were based <s>Why did the latter work with dengoids instead of Brezhnev?</s>.
▲*[[File: Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Adoptive son. We agreed on many things, but he also argued with me about markets and helped form the cringe non-aligned movement. Also, why did you allow your people to be corrupted by all that Western entertainment?
▲*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Juche gang! Wait, what do you mean Marxism-Leninism is unfit for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?! Dirty revisionist! Still preferable to Southern fakes.
▲*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - Maoism's more unhinged and reactionary son who hates me for supporting [[File: Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]].
▲*[[File:Burmasoc.png]] [[Buddhist Socialism|Burmese Socialism]] - Had the potential to be great but Ne Win was an incompetent idiot.
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Only based when he works for me, otherwise a tool of the bourgeois state.
*[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBTQ]] - At least in the west I usually support you, but our history seems to have some problems because of the actions of some leaders against your community. I am deeply sorry about that, and I try my best to help all the minorities oppressed under Capitalism. Nowadays we seem to get more along, at least.
*[[File:Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism]] - Based proletarian feminism and anti-capitalism but [[File:Marxfem.png]] Marxist Feminism's ideas are still better.
▲*[[File: Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - 50% of the time he is right...The other 50% of the time he’s a kulak. Pick one.
*[[File:Mutalist.png]] [[Mutualism]] - You don't go far enough in promoting worker-centric collectivism. Plus you are anarkiddy too.
▲*[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism]] - Just get an appreciation for Marx, and you'll be based. Also just because [[File:Lukash.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Lukashenko]] and [[File:JuanVelasco.png]] [[Caudillismo|Velasco]] and [[File:GerSPD.png]] Grotewohl are allies doesn't excuse your borderline third positionism.
▲*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - You can't just vote in socialism and expect the bourgeoisie to go away on their own, just ask Allende (who was pretty based). However, we work more these days.
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - Same as above. Why do you not like me though?
*[[File:Tucn-EcoAuth.png]] [[Eco-Authoritarianism]] - Good overall direction, climate change is a serious issue, but you need to go further left economically and not be so anti-productivity. And population control is cringe, it reeks of [[File:Ecofash.png]] [[Eco-Fascism]]. <s>Also please ignore my previous nuclear waste dumping and what I did to the Aral Sea.</s>
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