Neoconservatism: Difference between revisions

*[[File:Liberalconservative.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - We're the same for the most part.

*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] - Me with less state.

*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Long live the NATO empire! Long live the free market world!

*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Rules-Based International Order FTW!

*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Same talk as above but with Capitalism instead of Conservatism

*[[File:Thaifash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|Thai Fascism]] - Plaek Phibunsongkhram, Sarit Thanarat, and Thanom Kittikachorn were based anti-communist allies of mine during the Cold War but your modern followers make up weird rumors about me wanting to overthrow the Thai Monarchy for some reason.

*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - You were based before 2016, but now you are kinda cringe ngl. Despite being a NATO member, and yet, you don't follow my orders. <s>That’s why I won’t stop sanctioning you despite you being an ally of mine.</s>

*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]], [[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]], [[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] and [[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]]- Love your fanatical anti-communism, however many of you are non-interventionist when it comes to regime change operations like the Iraq War and the NATO intervention in Libya, some of you are even "Russian assets" (Looking at you especially! Orban, Ron Paul, Carlson, Farage, Baudet, Lesquen, Bannon, Erdogan and Braun). Although some of you like Rush Limbaugh, Andrzej Duda, Giorgia Meloni, Ann Coulter, Benjamin Netanyahu, Bruce Gilley etc. are quite based.

*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - I have overthrown many social-democratic leaders of the third world in the past whom tried to nationalize their country's resources. However, many of your followers in the west still support military interventions. The General Secretary of NATO, for example, is a Norwegian social democrat. Also, Bernie voting for the NATO interventions in Yugoslavia and Afghanistan was based!

*[[File:ChiangKaiShek.png]] [[Tridemism|Chiang Kai-shek Thought]] - Out of all anti-communist dictators I've supported, you must be the most confusing one. I don't get it, are you a [[w: Socialist ideology of the Kuomintang|socialist]] or a capitalist? Killing commies is very based but then you also persecuted rich Shanghai capitalists to preserve state ownership of the means of production. It's very confusing. We had a relatively good partnership during the Sino-Japanese war and and the Chinese Civil War <s>Despite my arm embargo and attempt assassination against you.</s> But then after you fled to Taiwan I attemped to [[w:American espionage in China|coup]] you as you didn't suit my interests any more. But I still supported you to build Taiwan and [[File:CLC.png]] Chennault and Wedemeyer likes you.

*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - We've had a complicated relationship over the course of history, to say the least. We were on the same side in many conflicts during the 1970s-1990s, such as the Soviet-Afghan War, the Third Indochina War and the Iran-Iraq War, and some of my followers such as Henry Kissinger still defend you. However, I cannot allow China to end the US/NATO-led rules-based international order so unfortunately, I have to kill you as I did to many of my other former allies who started to go against my interests. Don't take it personally.

*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - [[File:Rojava.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism#In Syria (Rojava region)|Your Syrian variant]] is alright, and I support it over [[File:baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Assad]] but [[File:PKK-icon-pcb.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism#In Turkey (Bakur region)|your Turkish variant]] is just terrorist and disgusting. Also, Turkey is kinda based!

*[[File:Pahlavi.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism|Pahlavism]] - We have a complicated relationship. I invaded him to ‘build democracy’{{Refn|In reality, Pahlavi tried to nationalize British oil companies.|group=Note}}, but I supported your son even though he was more authoritarian than you.

*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - Helped fight you in South Africa but your Polish counterpart helped me in Iraq <s>despite being a former communist</s>. Vaush also seems bearable due to being a restrained trot.

*[[File:AungSanSuuKyi.png]] [[Populism|Aung San Suu Kyi Thought]] - God, you were a disappointing leader in so many ways.

*[[File:Jingoism.png]] [[Jingoism]] - Yeah....people tend to confuse us. While tough military actions are needed certain times to defeat our enemies, other times diplomacy can work better. Also cool it down with your Nationalism, a lot of my followers are not really keen on that.