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===Frenemies===
===Frenemies===
*[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[Gaullism]] - My French counterpart who've done an excellent job of maitaining order and stability in West Africa over the course of history. However, you're too hostile towards NATO and I'm disappointed that Jaques Chirac didn't support the Iraq War. Although you've made France an <s>imperialist</s> superpower of its own so you got my respect.
*[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[Gaullism]] - My French counterpart who've done an excellent job of maitaining capitalism in West Africa over the course of history. However, you're too hostile towards NATO and I'm disappointed that Jaques Chirac didn't support the Iraq War. Although you kept France as a free-markey empire of its own (just in different way from before) so you got my respect.
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - I'll bomb countries to dust just to spread you, so why do you always complain about me rigging foreign elections, aiding dictators, overthrowing elected leaders, and installing tyrants?
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - I'll bomb countries to dust just to spread you, so why do you always complain about me rigging foreign elections, aiding dictators, overthrowing elected leaders, and installing tyrants?
*[[File: Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Yeah, same as above. At least [[File:Havel.png]] Václav Havel is based
*[[File: Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Yeah, same as above. At least [[File:Havel.png]] Václav Havel is based
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*[[File: Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism]] [[File:Con-t.png]] - My moderate father. He could be a little stronger on his diplomatic issues, but otherwise he's alright. <s>You're still not interventionist enough, and complain when states that follow tradition are invaded!</s>
*[[File: Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism]] [[File:Con-t.png]] - My moderate father. He could be a little stronger on his diplomatic issues, but otherwise he's alright. <s>You're still not interventionist enough, and complain when states that follow tradition are invaded!</s>
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - You have some good ideas, just the wrong economic system to spread. You don’t play well with opposing countries, however, which is a desirable trait. You’re just too left for me. <s>Thanks for teaching me all I know. I love you so much dad.</s>
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - You have some good ideas, just the wrong economic system to spread. You don’t play well with opposing countries, however, which is a desirable trait. You’re just too left for me. <s>Thanks for teaching me all I know. I love you so much dad.</s>
*[[File: NatProg-0.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - American imperialism? BASED! Just be at least a bit more culturally right, and cool it with the trust-busting! Capitalism has helped us acquire the wealth we need to conquer commie countries correctly.
*[[File: NatProg-0.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - American imperialism? BASED! Just be at least a bit more culturally right, and cool it with the trust-busting! Monopolieshelped us acquire the wealth we need to remove commies.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - FDR should have intervened in WWII earlier and not compensated with Stalin. However, Harry S. Truman, JFK, and LBJ were all based AF.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - FDR should have intervened in WWII earlier and not compensated with Stalin. However, Harry S. Truman, JFK, and LBJ were all based AF. But [[File:3way.png]] your son is perfection.
*[[File:Berlusconi.png]] [[Populism|Berlusconism]] - Thanks for your help during the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq but your friendship with Putin make me nervous.
*[[File:Berlusconi.png]] [[Populism|Berlusconism]] - Thanks for your help during the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq but your friendship with Putin make me nervous.
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Syncretic Liberalism|Bidenism]] - Voting for the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, the Iraq War, and bombing Syria was hella based. Unfortunately, you lost me on the Afghanistan withdrawal. Just why man?
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Syncretic Liberalism|Bidenism]] - Voting for the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, the Iraq War, and bombing Syria was hella based. Unfortunately, you lost me on the Afghanistan withdrawal. Just why man?
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*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - [[File:Rojava.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism#In Syria (Rojava region)|Your Syrian variant]] is alright, and I support it over [[File:baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Assad]] but [[File:PKK-icon-pcb.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism#In Turkey (Bakur region)|your Turkish variant]] is just terrorist and disgusting. Also, Turkey is kinda based!
*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - [[File:Rojava.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism#In Syria (Rojava region)|Your Syrian variant]] is alright, and I support it over [[File:baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Assad]] but [[File:PKK-icon-pcb.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism#In Turkey (Bakur region)|your Turkish variant]] is just terrorist and disgusting. Also, Turkey is kinda based!
*[[File:persondignity.png]] [[Person Dignity Theory]] - I helped you against [[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|the dirty Vietnamese commies]], but you barely listened to me, so you needed to go.
*[[File:persondignity.png]] [[Person Dignity Theory]] - I helped you against [[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|the dirty Vietnamese commies]], but you barely listened to me, so you needed to go.
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - I also helped you against [[File:Cball-North_Korea.png]] [[Juche|the filthy North Korean commies]], but you hate [[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] and compare me to him.
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - I also helped you against [[File:Cball-North_Korea.png]] [[Juche|the filthy Fake Korean commies]], but you hate [[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] and compare me to him like that's a bad thing.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - I totally hate you... (Don't look up Adolf Heusinger.)
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - I totally hate you... (Don't look up Adolf Heusinger.)
*[[File:Franco.png]] [[Francoism]] - He joined at me but he doesn't like me and I dislike how fascist he is
*[[File:Franco.png]] [[Francoism]] - He joined at me but he doesn't like me and I dislike how fascist he is
*[[File:Authdem.png]] [[Authoritarian Democracy]] - I will let you be, but if I get a single hint of socialism...
*[[File:Authdem.png]] [[Authoritarian Democracy]] - I will let you be, but if I get a single hint of socialism...
*[[File: Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - He was a useful idiot during the War on Terror. That's about it.<br>
*[[File: Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - He was a useful idiot during the War on Terror. That's about it.
*[[File:Gorb.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Gorbachevism]] - Good job destroying the USSR, pal. <s> Too bad you were doing it to try and copy [[File: Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|him]]. </s> <br>
*[[File:Gorb.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Gorbachevism]] - Good job destroying the USSR, pal. <s> Too bad you were doing it to try and copy [[File: Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|him]]. </s> <br>
*[[File: Yeltsin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Yeltsinism]] - Same as above, although I won't forgive you appointing Putin Prime Minister of Russia.
*[[File: Yeltsin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Yeltsinism]] - Same as above, although I won't forgive you appointing Putin Prime Minister of Russia.
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*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] - I helped you against the Japanese imperialists but then we became enemies after you demanded independence from the French and invaded South Vietnam. Even though it is difficult for me to accept defeat, I must admit that you were a worthy opponent for 20 years during the Vietnam War. Our relationship has however improved again since the Đổi Mới reforms and at least we both hate China, although for different reasons. (I still have flashbacks)
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] - I helped you against the Japanese imperialists but then we became enemies after you demanded independence from the French and invaded South Vietnam. Even though it is difficult for me to accept defeat, I must admit that you were a worthy opponent for 20 years during the Vietnam War. Our relationship has however improved again since the Đổi Mới reforms and at least we both hate China, although for different reasons. (I still have flashbacks)
*[[File: Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] and [[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]] - I helped Nasser [[W: Project FF|overthrow]] King Farouk I but then we became enemies during the Suez Crisis and the Six Days War. I gave Saddam [[W: International aid to combatants in the Iran–Iraq War|tons of weapon packages]] to counter Iran during the 1970s-1980s but then we became enemies after he invaded my ally Kuwait. Assadist Syria was my ally during the [[W: Coalition of the Gulf War|Gulf War]] and during the [[W:Bashar_al-Assad#Damascus_Spring_and_before_Civil_War:_2000–2011|early stages of the War on Terror]] but then... Yeah you can tell [[W: American-led intervention in the Syrian civil war|where this is going...]]
*[[File: Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] and [[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]] - I helped Nasser [[W: Project FF|overthrow]] King Farouk I but then we became enemies during the Suez Crisis and the Six Days War. I gave Saddam [[W: International aid to combatants in the Iran–Iraq War|tons of weapon packages]] to counter Iran during the 1970s-1980s but then we became enemies after he invaded my ally Kuwait. Assadist Syria was my ally during the [[W: Coalition of the Gulf War|Gulf War]] and during the [[W:Bashar_al-Assad#Damascus_Spring_and_before_Civil_War:_2000–2011|early stages of the War on Terror]] but then... Yeah you can tell [[W: American-led intervention in the Syrian civil war|where this is going...]]
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - My market socialist ally who made the Stalinites and Hoxhaites cope and seethe. H̶a̶h̶a̶,̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶l̶a̶p̶s̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶Y̶u̶g̶o̶s̶l̶a̶v̶i̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶b̶r̶r̶r̶r̶.
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - My market socialist ally who made the Stalinites and Hoxhaites cope and seethe. I still helped Croat and Kosovo independence movements (better no Yugoslavia than Yugoslavia with M*losevic).


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===Enemies ===
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