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*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]] - Rules-Based International Order FTW!
*[[File:LibInternat.png]] [[Liberalism|Liberal Internationalism]] - Ditto
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Israel is our greatest ally and the only democracy in the Middle East. Really supported him when he needed it back in the '60s! <s>Although I am friends with anti-Zionists like Franco and Qatar.</s>
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - My Greatest Ally and BFF. We control the Western world together.
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - He's alright. He advocates for a minimalist state, which I constantly argue with him about! Like, how are you going to have a strong interventionist foreign policy without a somewhat strong state? However, he does support free-market capitalism, so he's splendid in that regard! <s> The War on Drugs is a must. </s>.
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*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] and [[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]] - I helped Nasser [[W: Project FF|overthrow]] King Farouk I but then we became enemies during the Suez Crisis and the Six Days War. I gave Saddam [[W: International aid to combatants in the Iran–Iraq War|tons of weapon packages]] to counter Iran during the 1970s-1980s but then we became enemies after he invaded my ally Kuwait. Assadist Syria was my ally during the [[W: Coalition of the Gulf War|Gulf War]] and during the [[W: Bashar_al-Assad#Damascus_Spring_and_before_Civil_War:_2000–2011|early stages of the War on Terror]] but then... Yeah you can tell [[W: American-led intervention in the Syrian civil war|where this is going...]]
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - My market socialist partner who made the Stalinites and Hoxhaites cope and seethe. I still helped Tuđman, Thaçi, Dukanovic and Alija (better no Yugoslavia than Yugoslavia with M*losevic). Also, a divided Balkan Peninsula with multiple friends is better than a single and unified neutral Yugoslavia tbh.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - You were much worse in 1960s, 70s and 80s <s>although you are starting to become bad again when you support Palestine over Israel</s>, now you concentrate more on my [[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Moody Brother]]. At least we both hate Russia, China and Iran. <s> For different reasons but still...</s> That being said, I do have quite a few [[File:Libhawk.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Liberal_Hawk|liberal]], [[File:ProgHawk.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Neoprogressive_Hawk|progressive]], and [[File:SocHawk.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Socialist_Hawk|socialist variants]] who love interventions and waging wars while pursuing social reforms at home. Also Israel is more democratic thenthan South Vietnam <s>because you pressured me to abandon South Vietnam when it was in the process of democratization</s>, and Hamas is worse than North Vietnam. I hope you stop supporting Palestine and start supporting Israel.
*[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] - Still bitches about the fact I "stole" the 2000 election from him, despite the fact I defeated that polluter Saddam <s>Bush was also anti-green</s>. However, your German counterpart is based and I support the eco-friendly DPP against the polluting CCP.
*[[File:Pahlavi.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism|Pahlavism]] - We have a complicated relationship. I invaded him to ‘build democracy’{{Refn|In reality, Pahlavi tried to nationalize British oil companies.|group=Note}}, but I supported your son even though he was more authoritarian than you.
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