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<blockquote>''Not to be confused with [[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Khakistocracy]]''.</blockquote>{{Ideology
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|title = [[File: Kak.png]] Kakistocracy [[File: Kak-Dunce.png]]
|image = Kakistocracyball.jpeg
|caption = bonk
|aliases = Rule of the Least Abled<br>Idiocracy<br>Glue Eaterism<br>[[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] Rule of the Stupid<br> Incompetencism <br> Mad World<br>Retardocracy<br> Rule of the Worst <br> [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-Nerd Aktion <br> Every Country's Goverment (According to [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]]) <br> Literally [Insert Opposing Political Belief] <br> [[File:Autism.png]] <s>Autism (Usually Pejoratively)</s> Teletubbycracy<br>Smooth TheBrainism<br>[[File:Theghostofinky-sprite.png]] TeletubbiesModeratorism [[File:Ktech-icon.png]][[File:Airisu.png]][[File:Jadehad.png]][[File:Vizdun.png]] <br>Flat TeletubbycracyEartherism<br>Guanajerismo<br>Literally RuleIdiotic<br>🦬 ofBuffaloism The(in [[File:Thailand.png]]Thailand)<br> Mangkukracy (In [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Malaysia)<br>[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Vaushism]] <br> [[File:Literally cream man.png]] Literally [[Fourth Theory|Cream Man]]<ref>Just join the PCB Discord server (If you hadn't already join it) and look at Cream Man's messages, <s>you won't regret it.</s></ref> <br> Idiotism <br> r/okbuddyretardism<br>[[File:PCM.png]] r/Politicalcompassmemesism<br>People that i don't like-ism<br>[[File:Twittard.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Average Twitter user]] <br> <s>{{PCBA|Childism}}</s><br>Melvinshermenism Teletubbies<br>
Ralph WiggumWiggumism<br> Moronocracy<br>Retardat (in [[File:Cball-Romania.png]] Romania)<br>[[File:MrDweller.png]] MrDweller Thought<br>[[File:MrDweller.png]] MrDwellerism<br>Elsagate Model
Smooth Brain<br>[[File:Theghostofinky-sprite.png]] The Wiki Moderators [[File:Ktech-icon.png]][[File:Airisu.png]][[File:Jadehad.png]][[File:Vizdun.png]] <br>Flat Eartherism<br>Guanajerismo<br>Literally Idiotic<br>🦬 Buffaloism (in [[File:Thailand.png]]Thailand)<br> [[File:Zelensky.png]] Literally [[Populism|Zelenskyy]]<br> Mangkukracy (In [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Malaysia)<br>[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Vaushism]] <br> [[File:Literally cream man.png]] Literally [[Fourth Theory|Cream Man]]<ref>Just join the PCB Discord server (If you hadn't already join it) and look at Cream Man's messages, <s>you won't regret it.</s></ref> <br> Idiotism <br> r/okbuddyretardism<br>[[File:PCM.png]] r/Politicalcompassmemesism<br>People that i don't like-ism<br>[[File:Twittard.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Average Twitter user]] <br> <s>{{PCBA|Childism}}</s><br>Melvinshermenism <br>
Ralph Wiggum<br> Moronocracy<br>Retardat (in [[File:Cball-Romania.png]] Romania)<br>[[File:MrDweller.png]] MrDweller Thought<br>[[File:MrDweller.png]] MrDwellerism<br>Elsagate Model
|alignments = [[File:Nonquadrant.png]] [[Non-Quadrant]] (hated by almost everyone in it)
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|likes = Doin' ur mom
Playing with toys<br>
SniffingDrinking Glue<br>
Drinking Lead Paint because it tastes sweet <br>
Eating Play-Doh<br>
Garlic-flavored ice cream<br>
Covering itself with oil <br>
Urine and feces<br>
Licking mirrors and windows<br>
Putting Hotsause in their eyes<br>
Bashing Tables in The Classroom<br>
Drinking Bleach<br>
[[File:Dreamwahf.png]] Dream<br>
Big Chungus<br>
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Shitting in display toilets<br>
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|dislikes = Boo-boos<br>
[[File:Fem.png]] [[:Category:Feminists|Cooties]] <br> [[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerds]]<br>
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grAOfOjONfY Snoop Dog Kid] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ Dare To Be Stupid]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUFZ3uswBSo Cotton Eye Joe]<br>
[https://youtu.be/Jlv2NxO0qVU Mad World]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9gFXf56yQ Dream - Mask] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME Big Chungus (Official main theme)]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0 Don't Stay In School]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNR2AY7b6kI Happy Tree Friends Theme Song]<br>
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko Pe cimpoi]<br>
|theorists=
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**[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism|Elagabalus]] (204-222) [[File:SPQR.png]] Roman Empire
**[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|Æthelred the Unready]] (966-1016) [[File:Cball-England.png]] Kingdom of England
**[[File:MonarchConmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism|Kaiser Wilhelm II]] (1859-1941) [[File:Cball-GermanEmpire.png]] German Empire
**[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Neville Chamberlain]] (1869-1940) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK
**[[File:Yeltsin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Boris Yeltsin]] (1931-2007) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Russia
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'''Kakistocracy''' is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the Stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the Worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomenon.
 
Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]]/[[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Anprim.png]], [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there's are all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.
 
Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around with his ideology-pals.
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