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*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Vladimir Putin]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Russia
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Pavlo Lazarenko]] (1953-) [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Ukraine
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Milo Đukanović]] (1962-) [[File:Cball-Montenegro.png]] Montenegro}}'''Kleptocracy, '''literally meaning '''Rule of Thieves''' and in the context of Polcompball also known as '''Anocracy''' is an ideology used to describe a form of Governmentgovernment in which power is held primarily by Criminalscriminals, Corruptcorrupt Officialsofficials, Selfself-interested post-party oligarchs and such. Kleptocracy is often found in countries that collapsed after being [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Marxist–Leninist]] One-Party States and transitioned rather unsuccessfully, an infamous case is [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Russia.
 
Liberal democracies [[File: Dem.png]] can also suffer from this they might develop shadow kleptocracies that influence the government through legal means such as lobbying or illegal means such as bribery in order to gain favors from government officials. This phenomenon is called corruption.
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=== Friends ===
 
* [[File: Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Wanna drill oil?
* [[File: CorpAuthcap.png]] [[CorporatocracyAuthoritarian Capitalism]] - MyWanna #1drill business partner.oil?
*[[File: Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - My #1 business partner.
* [[File: Strato.png|link=https://polcompball.fandom.com/wiki/File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - Who's a good boy? You are!
* [[File:Bankocracy Strato.png]] [[BankocracyStratocracy]] - WhyWho's roba banksgood when you OWN the banksboy? <s>SoYou I can rob 'em tooare!</s>
* [[File:KraterBankocracy.png]] [[KraterocracyBankocracy]] - TakingWhy what'srob yours.banks Iwhen likeyou OWN the waybanks? you<s>So work.I can rob 'em too!</s>
* [[File:IllegKrater.png]] [[IllegalismKraterocracy]] - SoTaking what's ifyours. I makelike somethe moneyway underyou the table?work.
* [[File:OligarchyIlleg.png]] [[OligarchyIllegalism]] - The only formSo ofwhat governmentif thatI actuallymake exists!some Wemoney usuallyunder workthe together!table?
* [[File:PlutocratOligarchy.png]] [[PlutocracyOligarchy]] - MostThe richonly peopleform areof criminals, andgovernment that's based.actually exists! We usually work together!
* [[File:TimocracyPlutocrat.png]] [[TimocracyPlutocracy]] - Most landlordsrich people are criminals, or so I was told...and Basedthat's anywaybased.
* [[File:PolStateTimocracy.png]] [[Police StatismTimocracy]] - AsMost longlandlords asare I'mcriminals, inor power,so they'llI dowas whatevertold... IBased sayanyway.
* [[File:AbmonPolState.png]] [[AbsolutePolice MonarchismStatism]] - HenryAs long as I'm in power, they'll VIIIdo waswhatever epicI nglsay.
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - Henry VIII was epic ngl.
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]] - Corruption is a tool of power.
 
=== Frenemies ===
 
* [[File: Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - I'm not a "crony capitalist" or a "criminal"! You're just an old fashioned dumbass.
* [[File: Property.png]] [[Propertarianism]] - What I own is mine and what you own is also mine, so give me protection money bitch!
* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You tried to stop me but you failed. (Thanks for selling me all your stuff moron!)
* [[file:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - He claims to hate me in public but his government is also under my influence. Well, actually that would be ANTIFA but nobody cares about the details!
* [[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - Supports me in Russia for some reason but he hates me everywhere else.
* [[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism]] - Hehe, some people are stupid enough to believe his nonsense. He's not even noticing that he's getting me into power. What a fool.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Once he was based, but [[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]]himXi Jinping had betrayed me and got started to arrest me!
 
=== Enemies ===
 
* [[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - This bastard sent his Black Shirts to destroy me, but the mafia won in the end. <s>(Also what the hell kinda brainwashing did you do to your men where they would rather die than betray you?)</s>
*[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]] - For fuck's sake, your "honorable" ancestor was probably just a scumbag just like me.
* [[File: Authdem.png]] [[Authoritarian Democracy]] - Nobody is incorruptible. Even you can be bought. What's the price?
* [[File: Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - Sorry to burst your bubble but this ideology doesn't exist.
* [[File: Stalin.png]] [[Stalinism]] - Fuck you, I'm never going back to a gulag ever again!
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png|link=https://polcompball.fandom.com/wiki/File:Mediastocracy_flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Awfully clumsy, aren't you, considering that tragic accident with the window, hopefully other's learn from this solemn occasion.
* [[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - This moron thinks monopolies are a bad thing.
* [[File: Long.png|link=https://polcompball.fandom.com/wiki/File:_Long.png]] [[Longism]] - Share the wealth? NEVER!
* [[File:Ancap-0.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - What do you mean every government is criminal... only me.
* All [[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|Libertarian Right]] ideologies - dA gUbRmInT iZ kRiMnUlL oRgAnIz - Always has been...
* All [[File: Libleft.png]] [[:Category:Libertarian Left|Libertarian Left]] ideologies - They're even worse than LibRights and I'm their worst nightmare.
*[[File:Conserv.png|link=https://polcompball.fandom.com/wiki/File:Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism]] [[File:Con-t.png|link=https://polcompball.fandom.com/wiki/File:Con-t.png]] - This moron Eisenhower thought that the military–industrial complex is a bad thing. <s>Still, Nixon was great</s>.
* Any ideology that is hard on crime or goes against wealth hoarding.
 
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