Paleoconservatism: Difference between revisions

*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - Tucker Carlson is EXTREMELY BASED! Peter Hitchens is also vastly preferable to his annoying libtard brother. But PiS and One-Nation Conservatives are horrible, while Gabbard is a literal weathervane.

*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - You're too nationalistic <s>even by my standards</s>. But you're a fan of Tucker too, so I guess you're alright.

*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Well, it depends: ICE is working just fine, the FBI and the NSA need reshuffling, and the CIA needs to be dissolved outright.

*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - The only reason you were our enemy was because my idiotic "brother" installed nukes in Turkey. Even though I don't like socialism, I agree we need to shut down my "brother's" Guantanamo Bay torture chamber.