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→Relationships: State Liberalism directly contradicts European Federalism. EU is pan-nationalist, while State Liberalism is against nationalism is all forms.
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===Just Business & Soft Eurosceptics ===
*[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism]] - Why do you insist on unitarism? Only federal Europe is sustainable.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - Everybody's welcome! As long as you don't do anything stupid that is. And remember, Europe > the world.▼
▲*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - Everybody's welcome! As long as you don't do anything stupid that is.
*[[File:AmericanModel 1.png]] [[American Model]] - "Friends", depending on the president, <s>although I like [[File:Demcr.png]] them a lot more.</s> I wish I could choose my own security instead of relying on a few thousand voters from the Midwest every four years. <s>Spending 2% on military is hard, also school shootings and no healthcare lol</s>
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Based Scandinavians! Except for Norway and Iceland.
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*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - NATO is good and all, but the EU army will be better, <s>even though I don't want to spend 2% on the military</s>. Not to mention I wanna become less dependent on the Yanks.
**[[File:Necon.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Okay, I'm all for the EU Army. When are you going to apologize for calling me [https://www.economist.com/europe/2019/11/07/emmanuel-macron-warns-europe-nato-is-becoming-brain-dead braindead?][[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:European Federalism.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Can we not talk about it now? Besides, that was in 2019.[[File:RBubble.png]].
*[[File:Eurocom.png]] [[Eurocommunism]] - As much as I respect Altiero Spinelli, communism is not the way to go.
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism|Syncretic Populism]] - Many of you within the EU hate my guts, but ''some'' outside of it don't.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Unlike his [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|crazy conspiracy theorist brother]] he at least is open to reforming me rather than outright leaving, and he at least supports immigrants but still annoying as fuck when it comes to economics, oh and some of you are even eastern supporters or
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - Mostly another annoying Eurosceptic, though some of his [[File:Dsa.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|American supporters]] [[File:SDA.png]] seem to have a weird crush on me. Also, George Orwell apparently supported me, so that's something.
*[[File:TrudeauLib.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Canadian]] [[Third Way|Liberalism]] - Damn, some of your supporters REALLY seem to have a crush on me.
*[[File:Sep.png]] [[Separatism]] - A lot of annoying Eurosceptics here as well, but the [[File:UKSNP.png]] [[Social Democracy|SNP]] really likes me, so that's cool.
*[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[Gaullism]] - I'm glad some of your modern variants are more supportive of me, but I still remember when De Gaulle vetoed Britain from joining the EEC.
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*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Bojoism]] - You apparently only backed Brexit in order to further your career- now both are in the gutter.
*[[File:Orban.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism#Hungary|Orbanism]] - I can't wait for Hunexit to become real so I won't have to hear your whining anymore.
**[[File:Orban.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT TOO SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE THREATEN BY YOUR
**[[File:European Federalism.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]''(sigh)'' Next Tuesday, Magyar, next Tuesday. <s>Maybe we should replicate 1956 so we don't have to deal with you anymore?</s>[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:TonyBenn.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Bennism]] - No, we're not "building an empire" <s>for now</s> and we aren't "fundamentally undemocratic".
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - [https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/11/14/eu-set-to-slap-more-sanctions-on-iran-over-protest-crackdown Sanctions go brrrrrrrr]
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - Utter insanity and my arch-nemesis.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - You oppressed and killed millions of Europeans under the belief that your "master race" should be the ones ruling the whole continent! That is not the kind of European unity that I want! <s>What do you mean Hallstein served in the Wehrmacht?</s>
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Same with you! <s> Eurocommunism isn't bad though... </s>
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