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==Relationships==
===Đồng chí===
*[[File:Natcom.png]] [[National Communism]] -
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - My fellow communist friend, and closest ally, dedicated to crushing imperialism, bringing progress and liberation for the masses. You should consider open your market more if you want the US embargo lifted. It worked for both me and Dengism.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - My original role model and main inspiration. Helped me a lot during my independence and fought the USA with me.
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - My less market-friendly Korean counterpart. Helped me, for a while, during the Vietnam War.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - Welcome to the rice fields!
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===Nhà cung cấp viện trợ tạm thời===
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Stalinism]] - Thanks for supporting my liberation from the French colonialists but why did you [https://twitter.com/lunaoi_vn/status/1370623655697211396 oppose] my national reunification?
*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - Once we were friends but one can easily imagine Hoxha’s reaction had he lived to see how modern Vietnam turned out to be.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - My former self. The current General Secretary of the CPV has been disappointed in the loss of ”Marxist-Leninist virtue” among his fellow party members. Rightist elements of the Party have mostly brought exploitation from international corporations and huge inequality and it’s time to change that.
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] - One of my main inspirations but I turned on you later as I banned all other political parties in Vietnam. Also, Chiang Kai-shek is basically the Chinese equivalent of Ngô Đình Diệm.
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] and [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] [[File:Hippie.png]]- Just because you protested against US involvement in the Vietnam War doesn't mean I'm going to end the CPV's one-party rule.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I remember when I absolutely wrecked you in the 1970s using the forest and gave you flashbacks, but after the Doi Moi reforms our relations have improved significantly. I love to discuss old war memories with veterans like John McCain, Robert McNamara, and Bob Kerrey. However, I suspect that you're attempting to turn me into a US
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Once we were mortal enemies but now I kinda admit that we followed the same path since I initiated the Doi Moi reforms. China is also Vietnam's [[w:China-Vietnam relations#Commercial ties|largest trade partner]] which has received much domestic backlash. But stop claiming all of the South China Sea for f*ck sake. It isn't all yours.
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - My current self due to the actions of rightists like Võ Văn Kiệt and Nguyễn Tấn Dũng. However, the General Secretary of the CPV, Nguyễn Phú Trọng doesn't seem to be too happy about it.
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] and [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - I like to say that the past 30 years of privatization and austerity, IMF loans, and foreign investment by western and Chinese corporations is all part of some grand plan to build a "social market economy" on the path to communism, but truth to be told, is that I don't even believe my own words anymore. But Nguyễn Phú Trọng will partially revert it.
*[[File:Macri.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Macrism]] - You were a good partner as a representative of Argentina and very kind to participate in the [https://www.cronista.com/economia-politica/Macri-en-Vietnam-acuerdo-para-exportar-citricos-y-homenaje-a-Ho-Chi-Minh-20190220-0018.html tribute to Ho Chi Minh]. Also, Federico Pinedo [https://noticias.perfil.com/noticias/politica/2018-11-29-video-el-sorpresivo-elogio-de-federico-pinedo-al-socialismo-de-mercado.phtml praised] my [[File:Nguyễn Phú Trọng.png]] market socialism in 2018. Such a shame that you decided to go with [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|him]]!
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Thank you, Obama, for lifting the US embargo on lethal arms sales to Vietnam. <s>Why did you support Mai Khoi?</s>
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - [[w:Corruption in Vietnam|Corruption]] is a big problem in Modern Vietnam. However, actions have been taken to reduce it.
*[[File:RamaIX.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#Thailand|Network Monarchism]] - One of the most paranoid anti-communists I ever encountered and we were enemies during all three of the Indochina Wars. I even trained and supported communist militant rebel groups in Thailand during the 1960s and 1970s. But I suppose we're good now that I'm not considered to be a "true communist" anymore.
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*[[File:RSF.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Reporters Without Borders ranked Vietnam [https://rsf.org/en/country/vietnam 174/180], as if I care about petty things like "freedom of the press."
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - You make me laugh! Your vision ain't possible without a "transitionary state" and a vanguard party to protect the revolution from imperialists [[File:NonComplete.png]][https://www.youtube.com/c/NonCompete| This one is cool tho]
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Unlike most other socialists, I don't have any major problems with you as [[w:Israel–Vietnam relations|Israel-Vietnam relations]] are quite good. Bac Ho even met Ben-Gurion in person and offered him help to establish a Jewish government in exile located in Indochina, an offer he declined. Still, your human rights abuses in Palestine concern me...
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - Also protested against US involvement like [[File:Hippie.png]] him, despite being on the opposite side of the cultural spectrum, yet is not a fan of socialism and dislikes my later detente with NATO.
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*[[File:Truman.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Truman Doctrine]] - Damn you for backstabbing me and supporting the French imperialists during the First Indochina War.
*[[File:JFK.png]] [[Social Liberalism|JFKism]] and [[File:Lyndon B. Johnson.png]] [[Social Liberalism|LBJism]] - I won't forgive you either for supporting South Vietnam and bombing me! The effects of Agent Orange are still felt to this day.
**[[File:JFK.png]]{{Alias|Lyndon B. Johnson.png|File:Lyndon B. Johnson.png|So you're saying we got the last laugh at the end?}}
*[[File:Nixon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Nixonism]] - Same as above but at least you got the US out of the war, which made it possible for me to seize the south.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Anyone who does not follow the line of my party will be broken down.
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*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Haha Monarchy go bye bye!
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Well, France, if only if you could take your own advice in exclaiming vive la révolution! <s>(But those indigenous separatists had it coming!)</s>
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*[[File:Thaifash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|Thai Fascism]] - F*ck you Plaek Phibunsongkhram and Thanom Kittikachorn, imperialist collaborators!
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - You support [[File:Cball-SouthVietnam.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|South Vietnam]]?! THEN I'LL SUPPORT [[File:Cball-North_Korea.png]] [[Juche|NORTH KOREA]]!
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