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[[File:Wholesomeism.png]] Wholesome Revolutionaries<br>
[[File:Corp.png]] Corporations<br>
[[File:Ecocorp.png]]
[[File:ThoughtPolice.png]] Censorship<br>
[[File:LiberalMedia.png]] Propaganda<br>
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*[[File:Voltaire.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Voltairianism]] - The original state liberal. A supporter of the British system and constitution, a follower of Locke, an opponent of religious reactionaries and stupid mobs, and even a lover of Eastern culture, oh, you are the most based philosopher in the world.
*[[File:Sadist.png]] {{PHB|Transgressivism|Sadism}} - Based wealthy bisexual aristocrat, pornography enjoyer, and hedonist who not only reminded wholesome prostitutes and r*actionary beggars of their place in society, but also helped [[File:Jack.png]] him impose progressive causes! Truly ahead of his time! And an even more BASED Philosopher than the [[File:Voltaire.png]] above. <s>What do you mean he was the first modern socialist?</s>
*[[File:Dictablanda.png]] [[
*[[File:Captrans.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism]] - [[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism|Him]] but 5x better. Bill Gates is also my homie <s>Musk however is a bigot who destroyed twitter</s>
*[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] - LET THE LIGHT OF PROGRESS BLIND EVERYONE!
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*[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democratism]] - Keep up the good work and you'll become me in no time! May the Obama-Clinton-Kamala-Nancy dynasty rule forever! <s>I especially like how you're raiding and suppressing Trump supporters.</s>
*[[File:Fut2.png]] [[Futurism]] - Erm sweetie we do not allow for sexism no matter how gay you are.
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - Yes, we need to save those poor minorities from the oppressive hierarchies of nature. They shouldn't have to be bound by the shackles of truth, no, they are their own masters. Wait... you don't like capitalism or the state? And you believe that EVERYONE and not just minorities need to be freed? <small><s>And that my concern for minorities is simply performative?</s></small> go to the reeducation camps or get executed by my black atheist queer female non binary firing squad. Also, what the hell [[File:AvarSoul.png]] is this?
*[[File:Neomarx.png]] [[Neo-Marxism]] - Some good theories when it comes to social inequality. However, you're still a M*rxist and therefore an enemy of the state. Off to the reeducation camp with you.
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Good job at killing commies, but give reactionaries the ride too.
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*[[File:Insarch.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism]] - Another an**chist? When will you learn that.. '''DID YOU JUST BLOW UP MY GAY BAR?!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!'''
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Literally H*tler !!!
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Literally a proud Commie-Nazi. How disgusting and bigoted! How could this get any worse? I will have you know that my identity as an attack helicopter is not "degenerate" and is both based and totally valid in that I will make you commie chuds eat the bugs or get thrown off.
*[[File:Strasser.png]] [[Strasserism]] - Aren't you Nazbol again?
*[[File:Agrnac.png]] [[National Agrarianism]] - A bigoted fascist hick that protests against my "green" policies. I’m destroying your farm and turning it into a racially inclusive safe pod complete with a fully staffed abortion clinic, heroin dispenser, and shopping center with bugs for you to eat <s>all overpriced</s>.
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*[[File:Anpacf.png]] [[Anarcho-Pacifism]] - An*rchist and anti-war? Ew.
* [[File:Annil.png]] [[Anarcho-Nihilism]] - Goes against all my values. At least is also against all c*nservative values.
*[[File:Modnat.png]] [[Patriotism]] -
*[[File:Ultranat.png]] [[Ultranationalism]] - Literally the above guy again but WORSE!
*[[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - WDYM Woke "Democracy" isn't Wholesome 100??!! To the re-education camps you go!
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*[[File:Relsoc.png]] [[Religious Socialism]] - A r*ligious s*cialist who can't see that greed is a virtue. Greed breeds innovation and gives the rich the money that they rightfully deserve.
*[[File:Mao3word.png]] [[Maoism–Third Worldism]] - You act like me giving children work through sweatshops is a bad thing. They get money and I get cheap consumer products. Everyone wins.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] - Evil Russian dictator who persecutes the 2SLGBTQIA+, and has a strong state for the completely wrong reasons! Trudeau is the best modern-day example of
*[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - [[File:Dengf.png]] Him but an absolute
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Decentralization and christianity? Absolutely vile. And yes, I’m destroying your family values, so what?
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism]] - Why waste money on the p**r when we can let them die out and spend money on Pride parades, the Military-Industrial Complex instead!
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*[[File:Yellsoc.png]] [[Yellow Socialism]] - Like the above but ACTUALLY S*CIALIST & EVEN R*ACTIONARY?! [https://youtube.com/watch?v=31fpBsAT3bw *Screams Angrily*]
*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism]] - Anti-imperialist leftists with hatred for economic globalization has to be one of the worst things in the world.
*[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]], [[File:Zapa.png]] [[Neozapatismo]] and [[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo]] - Same as above. Can't you see that monopoly capitalism breeds
**[[File:Soc21.png]] [[File:Chavismo.png]]
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - The entire thing was done by white Christian men. Such an unenlightened time. Atheist queer POC non-binary colonizers would've been a preferable alternative. Also, free trade is mandatory.
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - Reactionary, anti-statist and misogynist scumbag! Good economic takes at least
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*[[File:Relfem.png]] [[Religious Feminism]] -And you are a dirty Nun.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - C*mmie scum.
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*[[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - Like the above but more extreme? HAHAHA! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT CAPITALISM AND AUTHORITY!
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - R*actionary scum.
*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism]] - Just a commie chauvinist. Yes, I will erase your nation in favor of "eco" capitalist globalism.
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*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - You are under arrest for smuggling bibles to the masses.
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - You may be gay but going against the State and Corporations means instant death.
*[[File:AvarSoul.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Avaritionism-Soulism]] - A more extreme version of the above? I give up.
*[[File:CountEn.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment]] - Why do you hate the light so much? Have you got any idea what you're d-ACK!
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