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I’m a self-described liberal (crucify me) and probably one of the oldest users on this wiki. I used to be someone else but I thought my username was shit and I couldn’t change it, so I made a new account.
Political Views
My political views mostly fall in line with Social Liberalism. That is, a fairly regulated market economy with a welfare state and individual rights. Pretty much as “unbased” as you can get. I am also culturally
progressive on most issues like racism, sexism, etc. I don’t take kindly to
fascists,
communists (especially MLs), or
confederate sympathizers.
Ideological Relations
Positive
Liberalism - Liberal and proud!
Social Liberalism - My main inspiration.
Social Capitalism - Same as above but more market-based.
Social Libertarianism - Same again but hates the state more.
Social Democracy - Bernie might be a little extreme but you’re still a great system.
Nordic Model - Oh hi again, SocDem!
Democracy - Not a perfect system but it’s definitely the best we’ve got.
Welfarism - Hell yeah! Welfare states are the way to go.
Moderatism - I hate extremists!
Radical Centrism - Centrist Gang!
Anti-Authoritarianism - Dictators suck!
Lincolnism - GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!
Reformism - Change is good, violence is bad.
Progressivism - A little equality won’t hurt anyone. You can be a little extreme at times though.
Progressive Conservatism - We can keep a few traditions, too.
New Deal Liberalism - One of the best presidents we’ve ever had!
I really wish you weren’t such a big racist though.Rockefeller Republicanism - I like Ike! You’re not a RINO in my eyes.
Third Way - I like it for the most part. If you would just cool it with the intervention and add some more welfare you’d be golden.
Radicalism - I admire your work during the 19th Century and you’re a pretty cool guy!
Can you please stop talking like that though?Scientocracy - Science is cool!
Georgism - The Land Value Tax sounds interesting.
Environmentalism - SAVE THE GODDAMN ENVIRONMENT ALREADY!
Bull Moose Progressivism - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LOSE IN 1912?! WHY?!
Mixed
Capitalism - You’re a fine system but you could use some regulations.
Neoliberalism - Same as above. Not a huge fan of the whole austerity thing.
Libertarianism - Yeah freedom’s cool and all but can we at least have a little gun control?
Classical Liberalism - Can we also raise taxes just a tiny bit?
Socialism - I like some of your ideas but you’re way too extreme and I don’t think you’re gonna work, at least not in the West.
Democratic Socialism - Ehh, I guess it’s an improvement.
Market Socialism - You’re onto something.
Liberal Socialism - Probably my favorite socialist.
Marxism - You sound fantastic on paper but when actually put in practice you’re just godawful.
Titoism - Definitely the best commie besides Gorby, which isn’t saying much.
Monarchism - I don’t really know how to feel about you. You’re fine in some cases, but most of the time you’re too statist and autocratic.
Caesarism - Your empire was really fucking cool but you’re a little too old and conservative for my tastes.
Neoconservatism - A lot of your interventionist policies suck ass but please do aid Ukraine.
Conservatism - I like family values too but cool it with the bigotry. Still don’t get why everyone calls you fascist.
Liberal Conservatism - The only good Republicans.
Paternalistic Conservatism - You have the right ideas but I wish you were a little more progressive.
Anti-Fascism - Look, I hate fascism as much as the next guy and you’re fine in theory, but could you please stop rioting and beating up innocent people? That’s not gonna help anyone.
Apoliticism - I like your moderate way of thinking but you’re too apathetic.
Feminism - You’re awesome but a lot of your followers nowadays make you look bad.
Black Nationalism - I completely understand why you’re angry, but fighting racism while advocating for a black ethnostate is contradictory.
Syndicalism - I’m cool with unions and more workers’ rights but unions shouldn’t run the country.
Satirism - I like memes but a lot of you aren’t that funny. Looking at you, Schumer and SNL!
Anti-SJW - I liked you back when I was 15, not so much anymore. I still hate identity politics though.
Bidenism - Oh well, I guess you’re not as bad as Trump.
Sandersism - Call me a corporate bootlicker, but I like Warren better.
Negative
Paleoconservatism - What have you done to the Republican Party?! You’re the real RINO. Also fuck you for overturning Roe v. Wade!
Trumpism - YOU LOST THE FUCKING ELECTION GET OVER IT
Marxism-Leninism - Yes, commie, I am a liberal. Cry about it. Why do so many teenagers like you anyway?
I fuckin’ love your anthem though.Stalinism - Go away, tankie. Literally the only good thing you did was defeating the Nazis.
Fascism - Get off 4chan and get a life, fashie.
Nazism - Fuck off, Hitler.
National Bolshevism - No. Just, no.
Juche - Aren’t you just Nazbol again? Put your nukes away, fatass.
Anarchism - We need a state and some authority for society to function in this day and age. To think otherwise is just naive idealism.
Anarcho-Communism - Even more of a fairy tale than the last one. Also stop rioting and calling everyone a Nazi!
Post-Leftism - Get a job.
Anarcho-Capitalism - HUrR dUrR mUh mCNuKe aNd eN Ay pEE
Corporatocracy - You’d do anything for money, would you?
Manosphere - Shut up, incel.
Radical Feminism - You’re just Manosphere again but with no dick!
Kakistocracy - Grow up already!
Confederatism - AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS…
White Nationalism - Racist scumbag!
Alt-Right - I’m not falling down that rabbit hole again!
Jihadism - Terrorist scum. You single-handedly ruined everyone’s perception of Muslims.
Wilsonianism - WILLLSOOOON!!!
Twatter - Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up.
Showa Statism - Your people didn’t deserve those nukes, but you as an ideology sure as hell did!
Dengism - Stop genociding the Uyghurs, Pooh Bear!
Pol Potism - Please die in a fire.
Esoteric Fascism - NO.
Fourth Theory - What are you even supposed to be?
Posadism - Okay what the actual fuck is your problem, man?
Ingsoc - LITERALLY 1984!
Comments
Glencoe13- hello fellow lib! if you are going to make a user relations section plz add me link to ideology: https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Glencoeism
Yoda8soup - Yo fellow based welfare liberal! Add me if you do relations.
Omega1065 - Hello bro, you seem pretty cool
ChronicLuna - Ok, this is epic.