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[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] (Some)
|school =
*[[File:Khosrow.png]] '''Khosrow I Thought''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]]
**[[File:Unitary.png]] [[Centralism]]
**[[File:CNat.png]] [[Religious Nationalism|Clerical Nationalism]]
**[[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy]] (Self-proclaimed)
**[[File:Nooc.png]] [[Noocracy]]
**[[File:Regulationism.png]] [[Regulationism]]
**[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]] (Accused)
}}
*[[File:Achaemenid.png]] '''Achaemenid Imperialism''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Abolitionism.png]] [[Abolitionism]] (allegedly, erroneously)
**[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy]] (Cambyses II)
**[[File:AristoBur.png]] [[Regulationism|Bureaucratic Aristocracy]]
**[[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]]
**[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]
**[[File:Homophobia.png]] {{PCBA|Homophobia}} (after Darius I)
**[[File:Humanismpix.png]] Humanism (allegedly)
**[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] (sympathetic)
**[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]]
**[[File:Nooc.png]] [[Noocracy]]
**[[File:Fed.png]] [[Federalism|Satrapy System]]
**[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slavery]] (limited)
**[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]]
**[[File:Unimon.png]] [[Universal Monarchism]] (Cyrus)
}}
|examples =
*[[File:Achaemenid.png]] [[Multiculturalism|Achaemenid]] [[Imperialism|Empire]] (550
*[[File:Parthia.png]] [[Multiculturalism|Parthian Empire]] (247
*[[File:Sassanid.png]] [[Autocracy|Sassanid Empire]] (224
|song =
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjJ9mOuACoc Farya Faraji - I am Cyrus]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZNKG-u_UIA Farya Faraji - Shapur's Dreams]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrEq51gmBEc Iran - Achaemenid Patriotic Song] <br>
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cwOD8KvG-E
|theorists = [[File:Zarathustra.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy|Zarathustra]] (Between 1500 and 500BC), [[File:Achaemenid.png]] Iran <br>
[[File:Cyrus.png]] [[Universal Monarchism|Cyrus the Great]] (600BC-530BC), [[File:Achaemenid.png]] Iran <br>
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==Personality and Behavior==
*He loves Queen and especially Freddie Mercury.
*Is a simp for Cyrus the Great and pre-
*Dislikes both Rome and Sparta.
*Slightly islamophobic.
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#Draw a vertical tri-color in red, yellow and blue.
#Draw 2 blue 7-point stars on each side in the middle.
#Draw a white
#Draw a bearded head wearing a crown above the bird
# Draw a white hat (optional)
#Add the eyes, and you're done!
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===Friends===
*[[File:Unimon.png]] [[Universal Monarchism]] - "I am Cyrus, King of the World, Great King, Mighty King, King of Babylon, King of Sumer and Akkad, King of the Four Quarters, the son of Cambyses, King of Anšan, grandson of Cyrus, descendant of Teispes, of an eternal line of kingship, whose rule Bêl and Nabu love, whose kingship they desire for their hearts' pleasure."
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - Once, two beliefs can co-exist in one rule.<s>But the Sassanids...</s>
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Monarchist theocracies have been one of the oldest forms of government, we should not have stopped.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - Since when did the concept of theocracy contradict people of different cultures and faiths living together with one another?<s>Please ignore the Sassanid dynasty.</s>
*[[File:Virtue_ethics_icon.png]] {{PHB|Virtue Ethics}} - Do good things, don't do bad things.
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*[[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] [[Byzantine Model]] - Our great and eternal rival, but I have grown to respect you.
*[[File:Shia.png]] [[Shia Theocracy]] - Some of your traditions are similar to mine, but you're still related to [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy|him]].
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - Despite the fact that Hinduism and Zoroastrianism are related religions, it should be noted that Hindus consider Ahurumazda to be a demon (aka asuras), while devas (which are considered evil spirits in Zoroastrianism) are revered.
*[[File:Pahlavi.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Pahlavism]] - The Celebration of the 2,500th Anniversary of the Founding of the Persian Empire was pretty based, ngl. But why did you teach children in school that the Zoroastrian clergy caused military defeats against the Arab invaders? And your modern supporters are anti-clerical and secularists, you seem to be only using my symbology to legitimize your autocratic rule.
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*[[File:Sparta.png]] [[Diarchy|Spartanism]] - This is blasphemy, this is madness! <s> But I supported you in the Peloponnesian War </s>
*[[File:Athdem.png]] [[Athenian Democracy]] - SCREW YOU TOO!
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - YOU
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Even if you made Iran once again sovereign and strong, you have worked hard to keep me down and today, you are the greatest enemy of the people of Iran. And stop saying Israel is Satanic (Ahrimanic?), the Jews are friends of Persia.
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Zoroastrianism may have spread through conquest, but it was through imperial conquest and not this sadistic and dogmatic religious violence you represent, you're at the present day my greatest enemy.<s>Please ignore the Sassanid dynasty.</s>
*[[File:Nietzsche.png]] [[Aristocracy|Nietzscheanism]] - Your attempt to go Beyond Good and Evil is misguided, we must follow the Threefold Path of Asha to destroy evil, and not romanticize pain!
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