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* The Jannies that tell me I can't post real live footage of gore.
* The Jannies that tell me I can't post real live footage of gore.
* [[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|The Burger King]] trying to stop me from rinsing my balls in the soda dispenser.
* [[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|The Burger King]] trying to stop me from rinsing my balls in the soda dispenser.
** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:Cball-Vermont.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] parents [[File:Pat.png]] making me brush my teeth, eat vegetables (gross, icky and cringe🤢🤮), and telling me it's past my bedtime and I have to go to stupid school tomorrow.
* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] parents [[File:Pat.png]] making me brush my teeth, eat vegetables (gross, icky and cringe🤢🤮), and telling me it's past my bedtime and I have to go to stupid school tomorrow.
* Veronica from my second year in Middle School, IF UR READING THIS VERONICA FUK YUO!!! WHY D1D YO REJEKT ME @ PrOM U STO0P1D B1CH!!!!1!!111! i
* Veronica from my second year in Middle School, IF UR READING THIS VERONICA FUK YUO!!! WHY D1D YO REJEKT ME @ PrOM U STO0P1D B1CH!!!!1!!111! i
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* The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? <b>LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? '''[Censored]''' ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY '''[Censored]''' SMEARED ASS ON!</b>
* The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? <b>LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? '''[Censored]''' ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY '''[Censored]''' SMEARED ASS ON!</b>
** Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. '''LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!'''
** Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. '''LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!'''
* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] NORTH KOREA, VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:Cball-Vermont.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] mom for putting a safe search on my iPad
* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] mom for putting a safe search on my iPad
* My [[File:WhiteTerror.png]] white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!
* My [[File:WhiteTerror.png]] white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!
*The radical woke [[File:SJW.png]] SJW feminist (my mom) who wants to take away my based and trad masculine way of living (she took my Xbox and told me to clean my room)
*The radical woke [[File:skeleton.png]] skeleton feminist (my mom) who wants to take away my based and trad masculine way of living (she took my Xbox and told me to clean my room)
*The MSM for brainwashing everyone into believing that drinking methanol and cyanide is lethal. '''WAKE TF UP SHEEPLE!!! THETRUTHIESTOFNEWS DOT COM SAYS THAT METHANOL WILL MAKE YOU BULLETPROOF N' SHIT!!!'''
*The MSM for brainwashing everyone into believing that drinking methanol and cyanide is lethal. '''WAKE TF UP SHEEPLE!!! THETRUTHIESTOFNEWS DOT COM SAYS THAT METHANOL WILL MAKE YOU BULLETPROOF N' SHIT!!!'''
*{{color|#FF00FF|That, like, racist, sexist, homophobic [[File:Whitesup.png]] white man (my, like, dad) who wants to, like, enforce his hateful toxic masculinity on me (he is no longer, like, letting me leech off his, like, credit card or spend, like, $16384 dollars on clothes and makeup every day, and is, like, telling me to get a, like, job.}}
*{{color|#FF00FF|That, like, racist, sexist, homophobic [[File:Whitesup.png]] white man (my, like, dad) who wants to, like, enforce his hateful toxic masculinity on me (he is no longer, like, letting me leech off his, like, credit card or spend, like, $16384 dollars on clothes and makeup every day, and is, like, telling me to get a, like, job.}}
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*That [[File:Radfem.png]] misandrist (again, my math teacher) for sending me to the principal's office for calling her a “whore ass widow” (her husband got cancer a few weeks ago)
*That [[File:Radfem.png]] misandrist (again, my math teacher) for sending me to the principal's office for calling her a “whore ass widow” (her husband got cancer a few weeks ago)
**Also, the (((principal))) for suspending me after I told him that [[File:Hitler.png]] Hitler did nothing wrong (his (((grandparents))) were finally solved in the 1940s).
**Also, the (((principal))) for suspending me after I told him that [[File:Hitler.png]] Hitler did nothing wrong (his (((grandparents))) were finally solved in the 1940s).
*My art teacher for not letting me draw pictures of [[File:KKKf.png]] KKK rallies. AS IF I CARE, I THOUGHT ART WAS ABOUT FREEDOM OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION, NOT YOUR [[File:SJW.png]] WOKE IDENTITY POLITICS!!!
*My art teacher for not letting me draw pictures of [[File:KKKf.png]] KKK rallies. AS IF I CARE, I THOUGHT ART WAS ABOUT FREEDOM OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION, NOT YOUR [[File:skeleton.png]] WOKE IDENTITY POLITICS!!!
**Also, my art teacher wouldn’t let me pay tribute to [[File:Hitler.png]] [[Nazism|my favorite Austrian painter]]
**Also, my art teacher wouldn’t let me pay tribute to [[File:Hitler.png]] [[Nazism|my favorite Austrian painter]]
*My P.E. Teacher for not letting me pelt the g*rls🤮 with dodgeballs (They were infringing on my rights by <s>existing</s> making fun of me)
*My P.E. Teacher for not letting me pelt the g*rls🤮 with dodgeballs (They were infringing on my rights by <s>existing</s> making fun of me)
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*My [[File:Ustase.png]] Ustase band director for not letting me do a solo performance of [[File:Karadzic.png]] Remove Kebab at the winter talent show to OWN the <s>Towelhead</s> Bosniak and <s>Cockroach</s> Turkish migrants in our school. HE’S LIMITING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND IS COMMITTING GENOCIDE AGAINST MY SERB HERITAGE!!!
*My [[File:Ustase.png]] Ustase band director for not letting me do a solo performance of [[File:Karadzic.png]] Remove Kebab at the winter talent show to OWN the <s>Towelhead</s> Bosniak and <s>Cockroach</s> Turkish migrants in our school. HE’S LIMITING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND IS COMMITTING GENOCIDE AGAINST MY SERB HERITAGE!!!
**Also my [[File:Lincolnism.png]] Lincolnist choir teacher for telling me I can't sing [[File:Cball-CSA.png]] Dixie Land for our yearly choir concert with some props that just so happens to be the n[redacted] students I chained to walls. ''' I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE MY SOUTHERN HERITAGE AND PROMOTE THE [[File:Slavery.png]] ECONOMIC SYSTEM THAT MADE THE SOUTH PROSPEROUS, AND I DON'T CARE THAT APPARENTLY HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, YOU ECONOMICALLY INEFFICIENT YANKEE SNOWFLAKE!'''
**Also my [[File:Lincolnism.png]] Lincolnist choir teacher for telling me I can't sing [[File:Cball-CSA.png]] Dixie Land for our yearly choir concert with some props that just so happens to be the n[redacted] students I chained to walls. ''' I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE MY SOUTHERN HERITAGE AND PROMOTE THE [[File:Slavery.png]] ECONOMIC SYSTEM THAT MADE THE SOUTH PROSPEROUS, AND I DON'T CARE THAT APPARENTLY HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, YOU ECONOMICALLY INEFFICIENT YANKEE SNOWFLAKE!'''
*That [[File:SJW.png]] SJW feminist (my mother again) trying to femboyize me by making me go to school every day. '''I DON'T CARE IF IT IS THE LAW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING MY TRAD MASCULINE LIFE!!!''' (and by that, I mean staying up watching manosphere videos 24/7 and playing World of Tanks.)
*That [[File:skeleton.png]] skeleton feminist (my mother again) trying to femboyize me by making me go to school every day. '''I DON'T CARE IF IT IS THE LAW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING MY TRAD MASCULINE LIFE!!!''' (and by that, I mean staying up watching manosphere videos 24/7 and playing World of Tanks.)
*[[File:Soyjak.png]] Soyciety telling me I can't say the gamer words in public.
*[[File:Soyjak.png]] Soyciety telling me I can't say the gamer words in public.
*The zookeeper telling me I can't release the [[File:Prim.png]] animals out of their cages, because of "safety" or whatever. '''I JUST WANT TO LET THE ANIMALS BE FREE AND WILD LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY! HARAMBE DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS!'''
*The zookeeper telling me I can't release the [[File:Prim.png]] animals out of their cages, because of "safety" or whatever. '''I JUST WANT TO LET THE ANIMALS BE FREE AND WILD LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY! HARAMBE DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS!'''
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*That [[File:McCarthy.png]] McCarthyist, [[File:ChiangKaiShek2.png]] Chiangist, Greg Gianforte for banning TikTok in Montana. JUST LET THE PROLETARIAT ENJOY VIDEOS OF ZERO TWO DANCING, THIS IS LITERALLY RED SCARE!
*That [[File:McCarthy.png]] McCarthyist, [[File:ChiangKaiShek2.png]] Chiangist, Greg Gianforte for banning TikTok in Montana. JUST LET THE PROLETARIAT ENJOY VIDEOS OF ZERO TWO DANCING, THIS IS LITERALLY RED SCARE!
*The [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. '''NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE [[File:KKKf.png]] KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE HALF-[REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!'''
*The [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] [REDACTED] who raped my mother before I was born. '''NOW THANKS TO HIM, I CAN'T EVEN JOIN THE [[File:KKKf.png]] KOOL KIDS KLUB, BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THOSE HALF-[REDACTED]S FROM DA HOOD THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT REPARATIONS!'''
**My [[File:SJW.png]] ultra woke race traitor mother who claims that she "married" that [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] N[REDACTED] and he "died" before I was born, '''STOP LYING MOTHER HE OBVIOUSLY RAPED YOU, STOP CRYING YOU [REDACTED] LOVING RACE TRAITOR YOUR KILLING OUR RACE'''
**My [[File:skeleton.png]] ultra woke race traitor mother who claims that she "married" that [[File:N-REDACTED.png]] N[REDACTED] and he "died" before I was born, '''STOP LYING MOTHER HE OBVIOUSLY RAPED YOU, STOP CRYING YOU [REDACTED] LOVING RACE TRAITOR YOUR KILLING OUR RACE'''
*The kaffir flight attendants telling me to stop screaming '''ALLAH AKBAR!!!''' on the plane. Have you heard of something called "freedom of religion", you neckbeards?
*The kaffir flight attendants telling me to stop screaming '''ALLAH AKBAR!!!''' on the plane. Have you heard of something called "freedom of religion", you neckbeards?
* My [[File:Gero.png]] grandma getting mad at me for quoting [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeV1NZVIh4k SpongeBob] at her.
* My [[File:Gero.png]] grandma getting mad at me for quoting [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeV1NZVIh4k SpongeBob] at her.
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*The jannies for removing the PCB Land section on the Kakistocracy page. '''NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD INFORMATION ABOUT USERS <s>I REALLY HATE</s> THAT ARE OBJECTIVELY STUPID?! YOU REMOVED VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM THE WIKI FOREVER! I WILL REPEAT! <big>FOREVER</big> <small><s>But removing me from it was based.</s></small>'''
*The jannies for removing the PCB Land section on the Kakistocracy page. '''NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD INFORMATION ABOUT USERS <s>I REALLY HATE</s> THAT ARE OBJECTIVELY STUPID?! YOU REMOVED VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM THE WIKI FOREVER! I WILL REPEAT! <big>FOREVER</big> <small><s>But removing me from it was based.</s></small>'''
*The post office for not letting me “convince” politicians to get rid of technology, and therefore not allowing me to follow in the footsteps of my favorite [[File:Ted Kaczynski.png]] [[w:Ted_Kaczynski|activist]].
*The post office for not letting me “convince” politicians to get rid of technology, and therefore not allowing me to follow in the footsteps of my favorite [[File:Ted Kaczynski.png]] [[w:Ted_Kaczynski|activist]].
*{{Color|#FF00FF|My, like, [[File:SJW.png]]woke older brother for, like marrying a, like, ugly <s>n[redacted]r</s>. '''OMG, HE’S, LIKE, SUCH A GODDAMN RACE TRAITOR! HE’S, LIKE, TOTALLY DESTROYING THE, LIKE, SUPERIOR ARYAN RACE WITH HIS, LIKE, LOVE OF <s>N[redacted]S</s>. THE, LIKE, THOUGHT OF MY, LIKE, NIECES AND NEPHEWS BEING, LIKE, HALF <s>N[redacted]R</s> JUST MAKES ME WANT TO, LIKE, '''}}🤮
*{{Color|#FF00FF|My, like, [[File:skeleton.png]]woke older brother for, like marrying a, like, ugly <s>n[redacted]r</s>. '''OMG, HE’S, LIKE, SUCH A GODDAMN RACE TRAITOR! HE’S, LIKE, TOTALLY DESTROYING THE, LIKE, SUPERIOR ARYAN RACE WITH HIS, LIKE, LOVE OF <s>N[redacted]S</s>. THE, LIKE, THOUGHT OF MY, LIKE, NIECES AND NEPHEWS BEING, LIKE, HALF <s>N[redacted]R</s> JUST MAKES ME WANT TO, LIKE, '''}}🤮
*The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''
*The 1st amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution. '''I WON’T LET YOUR NECKBEARD AGENDA STOP ME FROM CREATING A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DEMOCRACY.'''
* The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
* The laws that violate the 2nd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution by restricting what weapons I can own. The 2nd amendment means I can own any weapons, including the white phosphorus I leave laying around in my cupboards, to my [[File:Ancapf.png]] uncle's recreational McNukes™, or the Death Star in my dad's garage.
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* The 24th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting states create poll taxes and letting <s>n[redacted]s</s> lesser people vote.
* The 24th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting states create poll taxes and letting <s>n[redacted]s</s> lesser people vote.
* The 25th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me have my presidential power after my death. '''WHY CAN’T I HAVE POWER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE LIKE THAT ONE EMPEROR GUY FROM WARHAMMER 40K? YOU KNOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED WITHOUT MY SUPERNATURAL, GHOSTLY LEADERSHIP ABILITIES, RIGHT? '''
* The 25th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me have my presidential power after my death. '''WHY CAN’T I HAVE POWER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE LIKE THAT ONE EMPEROR GUY FROM WARHAMMER 40K? YOU KNOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED WITHOUT MY SUPERNATURAL, GHOSTLY LEADERSHIP ABILITIES, RIGHT? '''
* The 26th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting [[File:SJW.png]] WOKE C*LLEGE KIDS vote in elections. ''' THIS IS WHY THE WEST HAS FALLEN!! BECAUSE T[redacted]Y LOVING F[redacted]S CAN DECIDE WHO GETS TO GROOM YOUR KIDS FIRST!! '''
* The 26th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for letting [[File:skeleton.png]] WOKE C*LLEGE KIDS vote in elections. ''' THIS IS WHY THE WEST HAS FALLEN!! BECAUSE T[redacted]Y LOVING F[redacted]S CAN DECIDE WHO GETS TO GROOM YOUR KIDS FIRST!! '''
* The 27th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting our wonderful Congressmen <s>take bribes</s> receive their well deserved raises until they get reelected. These poor unfortunate <s>conmen</s> lawmakers are just barely making ends meet with a <s>$174,000</s> dirt poor salary for doing <s>absolutely fucking nothing</s> tiring and stressful work while the <s>actually honest Americans</s> (((common people))) steal all of their hard earned wages. It is absolutely disgusting that we do this to our <s>extremely wealthy</s> abused politicians.
* The 27th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting our wonderful Congressmen <s>take bribes</s> receive their well deserved raises until they get reelected. These poor unfortunate <s>conmen</s> lawmakers are just barely making ends meet with a <s>$174,000</s> dirt poor salary for doing <s>absolutely fucking nothing</s> tiring and stressful work while the <s>actually honest Americans</s> (((common people))) steal all of their hard earned wages. It is absolutely disgusting that we do this to our <s>extremely wealthy</s> abused politicians.