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* The Jannies that tell me I can't post real live footage of gore.

* [[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|The Burger King]] trying to stop me from rinsing my balls in the soda dispenser.

** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:~~Cball-Vermont~~.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!

** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:USAProg.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!

* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] parents [[File:Pat.png]] making me brush my teeth, eat vegetables (gross, icky and cringe🤢🤮), and telling me it's past my bedtime and I have to go to stupid school tomorrow.

* Veronica from my second year in middle school, IF UR READING THIS VERONICA FUK YUO!!! WHY D1D YO REJEKT ME @ PrOM U STO0P1D B1CH!!!!1!!111! i

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* [[File:Cap.png]] The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? <b>LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? '''[Censored]''' ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY '''[Censored]''' SMEARED ASS ON!</b>

** Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. '''LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!'''

* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:~~Cball-Vermont~~.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!

* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:USAProg.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!

* My [[File:Mat-0.png]] mom for putting safe search & parental controls on my iPad

* My [[File:WhiteTerror.png]] white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!

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 * The Jannies that tell me I can't post real live footage of gore.
 * [[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|The Burger King]] trying to stop me from rinsing my balls in the soda dispenser.
-** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:Cball-Vermont.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
+** And also, the [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST McDonald's manager telling me to stop stretching and twisting my saggy, sweaty, hairy balls in the soft serve machine. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY STRETCHING MY BALLS! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO STRETCH MY TESTICLES IN A PUBLIC RESTAURANT! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS COCK AND BALL TORTURE IN A PUBLIC SPACE?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:USAProg.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
 * My [[File:Mat-0.png]] parents [[File:Pat.png]] making me brush my teeth, eat vegetables (gross, icky and cringe🤢🤮),  and telling me it's past my bedtime and I have to go to stupid school tomorrow.
 * Veronica from my second year in middle school, IF UR READING THIS VERONICA FUK YUO!!! WHY D1D YO REJEKT ME @ PrOM U STO0P1D B1CH!!!!1!!111! i
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 * [[File:Cap.png]] The Home Depot owners kicking me out of the store for shitting in the display toilets. Okay... HOW IS THIS IN ANY WAY HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? <b>LIKE IF YOU PUT A FUCKING TOILET OUT THERE IN YOUR STORE FOR ANYONE TO SEE ITS YOUR FAULT IF THEY USE THE TOILET LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING TOILET! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT A PERSON HAS TO GO USE THEIR BASIC HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS? LIKE WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO? '''[Censored]''' ON THE FUCKING FLOOR??? I AM NOT GOING HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE WHEN I HAVE LIQUID DIARRHEA DRIPPING DOWN MY SHORTS TO A BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS ALREADY A FUCKING PERFECTLY FINE TOILET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME TO SIT MY '''[Censored]''' SMEARED ASS ON!</b>
 ** Also The Lowes staff for banning me from all of their stores for shitting in their urinals. '''LIKE FUCKING COME ON! IT WAS ONE TIME (Okay, maybe two times) AND THE TOILET STALL WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED!!! I CAN'T EVEN BUY APPLIANCES ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!'''
-* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:Cball-Vermont.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
+* [[File:Capcom.png]] COMMUNIST-tok telling me I can't put semen in my PC cooling tubes and my fucking humidifier. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, LEFTOID? I WAS ONLY MODIFYING MY STUFF! IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO PUT MY CUM IN MY COOLING TUBES! YOU SAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS AREN'T DISCRIMINATED AGAINST YET YOU OPPOSE MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS THE USEFUL USE OF SPERM?! DISGUSTING! GO BACK TO [[File:Cball-China.png]] CHINA, [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] KOREA, [[File:USAProg.png]] VERMONT OR WHATEVER ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST COMMIE ASS COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!!
 * My [[File:Mat-0.png]] mom for putting safe search & parental controls on my iPad
 * My [[File:WhiteTerror.png]] white terrorist dad for spanking me because I let the dog eat my poop. I'M KEEPING THE EARTH CLEAN BY RECYCLING MY POOP, DAD! WHY CAN'T RELEASE MY GIANT DIARRHEA LOAD ONTO THE CARPET SO THE DOG CAN EAT IT? IT'S KEEPING THE POOP OUT OF THE OCEAN!!1 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN FINDING NEMO, DAD?!